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Audley Wright
@audleywright.bsky.social
Cook, Baker, Freelance Writer, Caster, Coach, Analyst, Social Media, Satirist, Dungeon Master. http://twitch.tv/TiberiusAudley
The gravy was caramelized Onions/Mirepoix, shiitake+oyster mushrooms, a Ceylon tea with clove, anise, ginger, orange peel, miso broth, molasses, orange flower honey...then was still missing something, soy sauce got the salt and savory to perfect balance.
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Verdict: Weird, tasty, not as good as regular mash with turkey gravy by any means
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I've been online since before these folks were born
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Do you think clove/cardamom spices in a mash+gravy is a bad idea
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I am going with a blend of garnet/Japanese Sweet potatoes and Yukon Gold potatoes for flavor, with a heap of russet potatoes for a fluffier texture, and making a gravy of Blackstrap Molasses and shiitake mushroom stock...

@cheflubu.bsky.social as a Southern chef, am I flying too close to the sun?
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Monkey's paw curls
Monkey eat fistful of DORT
Monkey safe from bacteria
November 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Yeah, if after like 5-10 exchanges I'm still the one asking every single question and having to lead the conversation entirely on my own, I don't invest anymore energy into it, regardless of whether they're one syllable, one sentence, or even well thought out responses. Can't be a one-way street.
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
0232?
November 15, 2025 at 8:32 AM
And James Beard award-winning pussy, in states where the Michelin travel guide has not been posted.
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I tried this idea like 8 years ago, but have since seen way more of working in a restaurant... So I have a much better idea of how to go about his machinations.
November 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
One of my most used reaction images when it comes to people complaining about the state of Magic the Gathering seems appropriate here:
October 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
@cheflubu.bsky.social I think you would have been proud of this one
October 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Not the weirdest kink I've seen with AI tbh
October 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Fuck it We Ball
October 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Big Apple, 3 AM
October 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM