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@atlasnovack.bsky.social
· Nov 29
As a high school teacher I'm trying my best where I can.
One thing that stuck with them so far (and for people out there, something to consider?):
-Have something to do (occupation/something in the everyday)
-Have something you like to do (hobby)
-Have something you're working on (project/dream)
One thing that stuck with them so far (and for people out there, something to consider?):
-Have something to do (occupation/something in the everyday)
-Have something you like to do (hobby)
-Have something you're working on (project/dream)
Example:
-I'm a teacher
-I do stand-up comedy and play the trading card game Cardfight Vanguard
-I'm writing a musical
-I'm a teacher
-I do stand-up comedy and play the trading card game Cardfight Vanguard
-I'm writing a musical
One of my students tried to do the "johnny johnny johnny johnny-whoop johnny-whoop johnny johnny johnny johnny" thing to me
a picture of a lion with the words do not recite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written
ALT: a picture of a lion with the words do not recite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
One of my students tried to do the "johnny johnny johnny johnny-whoop johnny-whoop johnny johnny johnny johnny" thing to me
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The worst part of having a receding hairline is that I have thick hair that could be diverted to the front but just doesn't because it's lazy.
December 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The worst part of having a receding hairline is that I have thick hair that could be diverted to the front but just doesn't because it's lazy.
Those blank cards are there for a reason
If we had Cards Against Humanity today it would just say real life stuff like "pardoning J6ers" and "whale juice" and "pick a genocide"
November 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Those blank cards are there for a reason
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This week on Generation DAN, we're talking about kitchen table issues, like the stuff you just argued about at Thanksgiving!
Links below or where you get shows!
YT: youtu.be/Y6vrcFoYeJs
Spotify: creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2...
Links below or where you get shows!
YT: youtu.be/Y6vrcFoYeJs
Spotify: creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2...
November 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This week on Generation DAN, we're talking about kitchen table issues, like the stuff you just argued about at Thanksgiving!
Links below or where you get shows!
YT: youtu.be/Y6vrcFoYeJs
Spotify: creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2...
Links below or where you get shows!
YT: youtu.be/Y6vrcFoYeJs
Spotify: creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2...
I finally realized what it's like living under the Trump regime:
It feels like we're living in a Stephen King novel.
Every day a fresh horror. Almost everyone around wants to pretend nothing unusual is happening and refuses to discuss it.
Some people are taking action. That's where the story is.
It feels like we're living in a Stephen King novel.
Every day a fresh horror. Almost everyone around wants to pretend nothing unusual is happening and refuses to discuss it.
Some people are taking action. That's where the story is.
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I finally realized what it's like living under the Trump regime:
It feels like we're living in a Stephen King novel.
Every day a fresh horror. Almost everyone around wants to pretend nothing unusual is happening and refuses to discuss it.
Some people are taking action. That's where the story is.
It feels like we're living in a Stephen King novel.
Every day a fresh horror. Almost everyone around wants to pretend nothing unusual is happening and refuses to discuss it.
Some people are taking action. That's where the story is.
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Soon small businesses won’t have to wait for Small Business Saturday to get attention from their Mayor.
Some changes that they can look forward to:
Some changes that they can look forward to:
November 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Soon small businesses won’t have to wait for Small Business Saturday to get attention from their Mayor.
Some changes that they can look forward to:
Some changes that they can look forward to:
Pumpkin is the salt of the bourgeoisie
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Pumpkin is the salt of the bourgeoisie
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
November 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
Paint is not infrastructure
I really underestimated how great it is to have thanksgiving with a functional family.
The carbs are gonna kill me, not the stress, as god intended.
The carbs are gonna kill me, not the stress, as god intended.
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I really underestimated how great it is to have thanksgiving with a functional family.
The carbs are gonna kill me, not the stress, as god intended.
The carbs are gonna kill me, not the stress, as god intended.
May your thanksgivings be loving, happy, and full of good trouble ❤️
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
May your thanksgivings be loving, happy, and full of good trouble ❤️
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For those too young to remember going to war for oil in the Middle East, you're getting a history lesson. Of course, like always, congressional Republicans won't be on the front lines
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
For those too young to remember going to war for oil in the Middle East, you're getting a history lesson. Of course, like always, congressional Republicans won't be on the front lines
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If you’re wondering why there’s a lull in the Epstein files discussion, it’s because the law that just passed gave Pamela Jo 30 days to release the files. So we’re all waiting to see how she tries to sabotage it. The discussion will pick back up in earnest on December 20th.
November 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If you’re wondering why there’s a lull in the Epstein files discussion, it’s because the law that just passed gave Pamela Jo 30 days to release the files. So we’re all waiting to see how she tries to sabotage it. The discussion will pick back up in earnest on December 20th.
THANK YOU. I resent the ol ball n chain humor. I love my wife more than anything in the world and all I want to do is let the world know 🥰
I fuckin love my husband and it's weird to me when people don't love their partners.
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
THANK YOU. I resent the ol ball n chain humor. I love my wife more than anything in the world and all I want to do is let the world know 🥰
Good luck to y'all.
Also my wife hates this sequence in Great Pumpkin and I stand by Snoopy in his quest to defeat the Red Baron.
Also my wife hates this sequence in Great Pumpkin and I stand by Snoopy in his quest to defeat the Red Baron.
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Good luck to y'all.
Also my wife hates this sequence in Great Pumpkin and I stand by Snoopy in his quest to defeat the Red Baron.
Also my wife hates this sequence in Great Pumpkin and I stand by Snoopy in his quest to defeat the Red Baron.
This works two ways
The writers of the Constitition never intended for a criminal tyrant to be president.
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
This works two ways
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It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
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me when the AI bubble bursts
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
me when the AI bubble bursts
The pandemic kind of ruined stand-up, so my teacher wife (then fiancee) suggested I take the public speaking skills from 11 years of doing it and become a teacher.
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The pandemic kind of ruined stand-up, so my teacher wife (then fiancee) suggested I take the public speaking skills from 11 years of doing it and become a teacher.
I want to start a fund to purchase Lina Khan a laser cannon equipped land raider to storm the Google campus with.
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I want to start a fund to purchase Lina Khan a laser cannon equipped land raider to storm the Google campus with.
The aesthetic of a rainy day at school on the Friday before break.
I'm the teacher in that situation now.
Still one of the best.
I'm the teacher in that situation now.
Still one of the best.
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The aesthetic of a rainy day at school on the Friday before break.
I'm the teacher in that situation now.
Still one of the best.
I'm the teacher in that situation now.
Still one of the best.
Rewatching Groundhog Day.
When Phil offs himself one of the many times and ends the day early, does the rest of the town continue living the same day until midnight or does the time loop stop all action right there and restart?
When Phil offs himself one of the many times and ends the day early, does the rest of the town continue living the same day until midnight or does the time loop stop all action right there and restart?
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Rewatching Groundhog Day.
When Phil offs himself one of the many times and ends the day early, does the rest of the town continue living the same day until midnight or does the time loop stop all action right there and restart?
When Phil offs himself one of the many times and ends the day early, does the rest of the town continue living the same day until midnight or does the time loop stop all action right there and restart?
It was such a fun draft to watch. As a dodger fan I'm finally excited as a baseball fan again
Tonight there is a draft for a women’s pro baseball league and on Saturday I will watch the women’s soccer team I support play for a championship after their most successful season yet, surrounded by other diehard fans at a bar. I am living in a world 8-year-old me could have never imagined.
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It was such a fun draft to watch. As a dodger fan I'm finally excited as a baseball fan again
There needs to be a congressman/senator writing a bill called the "One Big Beautiful Control Z"
Just undoes every bill between a certain time named except for *insert whichever bills they want to keep from a certain time period*
Just undoes every bill between a certain time named except for *insert whichever bills they want to keep from a certain time period*
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
There needs to be a congressman/senator writing a bill called the "One Big Beautiful Control Z"
Just undoes every bill between a certain time named except for *insert whichever bills they want to keep from a certain time period*
Just undoes every bill between a certain time named except for *insert whichever bills they want to keep from a certain time period*
This is the one who *almost* turns the lights on on me when I get up to pee at 2 in the morning
You are being haunted by an incredibly lazy ghost who really can't even be bothered. But haunted nonetheless.
November 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This is the one who *almost* turns the lights on on me when I get up to pee at 2 in the morning