Cat
@astrophic.bsky.social
AuDHD. Sometimes I write. Can tie own shoelaces 9 times out of 10
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They/them
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🏳️🌈 🇵🇸
They/them
Alt text:
Cover photo: unicorn on hind legs surrounded by stars silhouetted against rainbow
Profile picture: drawing of a black and white kitten on shoulder
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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AI bot got me so mad I yelled at it, put that in your machine learning dickhead
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
AI bot got me so mad I yelled at it, put that in your machine learning dickhead
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No matter what you eat for the holidays, please never:
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
No matter what you eat for the holidays, please never:
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
Happy Gazpacho Soup Day to all who celebrate
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Happy Gazpacho Soup Day to all who celebrate
Payday is so stupid because what do you mean I have a couple hundred quid in the bank but I have to make it last a whole fucking month
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Payday is so stupid because what do you mean I have a couple hundred quid in the bank but I have to make it last a whole fucking month
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me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
Action Park! @purpliser.bsky.social
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Action Park! @purpliser.bsky.social
Alexa: Boop Beep
Me: Alexa play notification
Alexa: What would you like me to play?
Me: Notification
Alexa: You're welcome. By the way, you have a new notification. Would you like to hear it?
Me: YES?!
Me: Alexa play notification
Alexa: What would you like me to play?
Me: Notification
Alexa: You're welcome. By the way, you have a new notification. Would you like to hear it?
Me: YES?!
November 8, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Alexa: Boop Beep
Me: Alexa play notification
Alexa: What would you like me to play?
Me: Notification
Alexa: You're welcome. By the way, you have a new notification. Would you like to hear it?
Me: YES?!
Me: Alexa play notification
Alexa: What would you like me to play?
Me: Notification
Alexa: You're welcome. By the way, you have a new notification. Would you like to hear it?
Me: YES?!
Oh no. Ew
I've seen a lot of people saying "it's about brand visibility" or "Fortnite collabs with everyone."
As a business owner, that's bullshit. Literally everything you publicize and take money from is a moral decision. I've walked away from ad deals because I didn't approve of the company offering them.
As a business owner, that's bullshit. Literally everything you publicize and take money from is a moral decision. I've walked away from ad deals because I didn't approve of the company offering them.
Harry Potter is reportedly the next Fortnite collaboration
Epic Games have collaborated with a lot of major franchises with Fortnite and that's not set too change anytime soon as leakers have revealed that the Harry Potter franchises is apparently coming to the popular game. The Harry Potter…
Epic Games have collaborated with a lot of major franchises with Fortnite and that's not set too change anytime soon as leakers have revealed that the Harry Potter franchises is apparently coming to the popular game. The Harry Potter…
November 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Oh no. Ew
Why does my alcohol free beer have a drink aware warning?? It's 0.05% or less. I would have to drink 100 of them to have the equivalent of a single regular Heineken. 33 litres. 58 pints. I'd die of water toxicity. Is that the drink I need to be aware of?
October 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Why does my alcohol free beer have a drink aware warning?? It's 0.05% or less. I would have to drink 100 of them to have the equivalent of a single regular Heineken. 33 litres. 58 pints. I'd die of water toxicity. Is that the drink I need to be aware of?
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This season of Gen V smashed it
October 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
This season of Gen V smashed it
Whoever just dm'd me (probably the spam bot who just followed me) I'm not verifying my fucking age to a platform I rarely use so will never see your message
October 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Whoever just dm'd me (probably the spam bot who just followed me) I'm not verifying my fucking age to a platform I rarely use so will never see your message
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My Mom, a Trek fan since the original in the 60s, nerd extraordinaire, has just gotten around to this season of Strange New Worlds, which I forewarned was 'a bit CW, not up to prior SNW'.
She agrees with my assessment. She just emailed to say 'Please tell me the holodeck ep was the absolute nadir?'
She agrees with my assessment. She just emailed to say 'Please tell me the holodeck ep was the absolute nadir?'
October 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My Mom, a Trek fan since the original in the 60s, nerd extraordinaire, has just gotten around to this season of Strange New Worlds, which I forewarned was 'a bit CW, not up to prior SNW'.
She agrees with my assessment. She just emailed to say 'Please tell me the holodeck ep was the absolute nadir?'
She agrees with my assessment. She just emailed to say 'Please tell me the holodeck ep was the absolute nadir?'
God has spoken
Spotify is running ICE ads. I went to cancel on mobile and saw that this isn’t allowed on mobile. They make you cancel on desktop. You think that’s gonna stop me, Spotify? I will erase you and forget you ever existed.
THOU SHALT CANCEL SPOTIFY!!!
THOU SHALT CANCEL SPOTIFY!!!
October 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
God has spoken
Met someone today and mentioned I used to get mostly free Starbies from a friend years ago and was later an extra in his feature film. Turns out they knew the person I was talking about. Long story short it's a small world and also @popeoldham.bsky.social I met an old friend of yours earlier 🤣
October 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Met someone today and mentioned I used to get mostly free Starbies from a friend years ago and was later an extra in his feature film. Turns out they knew the person I was talking about. Long story short it's a small world and also @popeoldham.bsky.social I met an old friend of yours earlier 🤣
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Here's a few more pics.
This is all handmade by me, from eva foam.
This is all handmade by me, from eva foam.
October 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here's a few more pics.
This is all handmade by me, from eva foam.
This is all handmade by me, from eva foam.
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I’d rather sit in the dark
✅ @homelandgov.bsky.social has been verified by @bsky.app.
October 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I’d rather sit in the dark
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Men are from Mars. Women don't like the Vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Men are from Mars. Women don't like the Vehicle
Absolutely wild that the covid vaccine is only offered to immunosuppressed people 'at risk of getting severely ill from covid' when your chances of developing a permanent disability as a result of having covid range from 20-90% depending on how many times you've had it
October 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Absolutely wild that the covid vaccine is only offered to immunosuppressed people 'at risk of getting severely ill from covid' when your chances of developing a permanent disability as a result of having covid range from 20-90% depending on how many times you've had it
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It cannot be made clearer.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
October 9, 2025 at 10:14 AM
It cannot be made clearer.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
RIP Kurt Cobain you would have loved Tiktok shop
October 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
RIP Kurt Cobain you would have loved Tiktok shop
Ending Supernatural with a whiny 'drama' cover of Wayward Son was an odd choice
October 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Ending Supernatural with a whiny 'drama' cover of Wayward Son was an odd choice