Bil Skirnir
@astro-kraken.bsky.social
Minneapolis dude who is now fucking up a suburb*
Builder of catyards, anti-lawn zealot, restorer of native habitats, bad bike mechanic, worse firewall engineer.
*killing hostas, planting pollinator magnets, and biking instead of driving.
Builder of catyards, anti-lawn zealot, restorer of native habitats, bad bike mechanic, worse firewall engineer.
*killing hostas, planting pollinator magnets, and biking instead of driving.
I dont like these curtains but cant get rid of them because they're also a magical invisibility cloak
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I dont like these curtains but cant get rid of them because they're also a magical invisibility cloak
"Strong floor, no ceiling" ignores the glass ceiling reminder voters shit out every few years.
November 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
"Strong floor, no ceiling" ignores the glass ceiling reminder voters shit out every few years.
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
My arthritic cat is going out of her way to not use the stairs to the bed I bought her.
November 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
My arthritic cat is going out of her way to not use the stairs to the bed I bought her.
Serious snow globe effect out there
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Serious snow globe effect out there
All Fridays are Black for Bobby.
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
All Fridays are Black for Bobby.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
-Motorhead
-Saint Paul Chamber Orchestra
-Slayer
-Reverend Horton Heat
-Amon Amarth
-Motorhead
-Saint Paul Chamber Orchestra
-Slayer
-Reverend Horton Heat
-Amon Amarth
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
- George Clinton and the P-Funk All Stars
- Gogol Bordello
- Bob Mould
- Dillinger Four
- Dessa
- George Clinton and the P-Funk All Stars
- Gogol Bordello
- Bob Mould
- Dillinger Four
- Dessa
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
- The Replacements
- Taylor Swift
- Lord of the Lost
- Gully Boys
- Faith No More
- The Replacements
- Taylor Swift
- Lord of the Lost
- Gully Boys
- Faith No More
November 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
-Motorhead
-Saint Paul Chamber Orchestra
-Slayer
-Reverend Horton Heat
-Amon Amarth
-Motorhead
-Saint Paul Chamber Orchestra
-Slayer
-Reverend Horton Heat
-Amon Amarth
My brother had to remind his 12 year old to eat pie with a fork and I kind of respect letting a kid go feral as a social experiment
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
My brother had to remind his 12 year old to eat pie with a fork and I kind of respect letting a kid go feral as a social experiment
One of the cats ate some of the pumpkin pie. Thinking of becoming a dog person.
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
One of the cats ate some of the pumpkin pie. Thinking of becoming a dog person.
You fancy motherfuckers talking about cloacas but in this household we be entering the vent.
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
You fancy motherfuckers talking about cloacas but in this household we be entering the vent.
Fucking idiot cop was trying to restrain the guy in the street with his left hand while his rifle was in his right. Our tax dollars are going to absolute morons to do evil shit.
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Fucking idiot cop was trying to restrain the guy in the street with his left hand while his rifle was in his right. Our tax dollars are going to absolute morons to do evil shit.
Trying to explain choppers to southerners who are never at risk of losing a finger is a struggle. I hope to never have to explain pogies.
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Trying to explain choppers to southerners who are never at risk of losing a finger is a struggle. I hope to never have to explain pogies.
In good conscience and the spirit of informed consent I feel like I need to warn you that bad posts and low engagement are kink territory for me.
November 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
In good conscience and the spirit of informed consent I feel like I need to warn you that bad posts and low engagement are kink territory for me.
If bsky dot app had poster locations they'd all say Minnesota
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
If bsky dot app had poster locations they'd all say Minnesota
Dont know what kind of drugs they gave my cat for his dental cleaning but he was awake and alert for at least 7 hours straight which is a record for cats
November 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Dont know what kind of drugs they gave my cat for his dental cleaning but he was awake and alert for at least 7 hours straight which is a record for cats
On bike rides this year I've helped 15 turtles cross the road and now 1 tiger salamander
November 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
On bike rides this year I've helped 15 turtles cross the road and now 1 tiger salamander
None of you cared when Biden threatened to murder everyone
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
None of you cared when Biden threatened to murder everyone
Cloudflare is down. Post cats
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Cloudflare is down. Post cats
I heard a good way to engage with followers is to post hole and I dunno why but here ya go
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I heard a good way to engage with followers is to post hole and I dunno why but here ya go
12 years with this little lady. I've never had a cat bite me so much.
November 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
12 years with this little lady. I've never had a cat bite me so much.
Remember to leave the leaves
November 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Remember to leave the leaves
New keys are gross and I don't like touching them
November 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
New keys are gross and I don't like touching them
I'm not saying pedophilia is ok, but hear me out. Wait, why are you turning that woodchipper on?
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I'm not saying pedophilia is ok, but hear me out. Wait, why are you turning that woodchipper on?
What if Jeffrey Epstein intentionally spelled like an illiterate moron with 5 fat thumbs instead of fingers because he didn't want his emails to be searched for specific words?
Brilliant chomo. Masterful work.
Brilliant chomo. Masterful work.
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
What if Jeffrey Epstein intentionally spelled like an illiterate moron with 5 fat thumbs instead of fingers because he didn't want his emails to be searched for specific words?
Brilliant chomo. Masterful work.
Brilliant chomo. Masterful work.