oh my god, don’t expel him, sit his ass down and show him the gospel

yeah…uh…wow i uh, i kinda get why everyone and their mother crushes on me damn

still going through all of these and all I have to say is wow: I am equal parts utter goofball and so so pretty

Happiest of birthdays lovey

drives me batty!!! it’s like this in pretty much every context we’re in. happened a lot when we were freelancing together, probably unsurprising

it makes the Home Depot lesbian in me absolutely furious

i’m coming in for very serious how we did this, ultra mega drama, and then to my delight, children being children!!! what a treasure 100/10 purchase

Joe has a tiny cat tower that attaches to his desk

Really bad!!!!!

God I am too!

oh this is dangerous

it’s like…making things accessible to those who need it…makes things accessible for *everyone*

god, I understand that so well. Sometimes it’s acid reflux! Sometimes it’s a post nasal drip! Sometimes it’s asthma! Sometimes your body just says fuck you! lol it’s a mixed bag. There are options to manage it, but it’s always come down to time for me

You get it, you’re with it

Chronic coughs are wicked dude. Straight up dislocates my ribs, so boy do I get how much that shit just hurts. I really hope you can get some relief soon