it's like trying to setup a sniper post in a bounce castle. make that first shot count

the speed at which they gained popularity and the emphasis put on their name raised like 18 industry plant red flags to me. something's off about these things and they scream pure consumerism at me. but i might also just hate fun so i just ignore em

who knew the immovable object would be so critter

finally. a supermodel i care about. you go girl

saxton hale

little did i know it was a feature
a creature featuring
featuring
me

angels versus humanity debate in the style of every pokemon versus 10 billion lions or whatever that trend was

i think its that kate Distinctly looks like meow if she had a job. and anyone Familiar with meow has this context. but for anyone unfamiliar with meow kate just looks like any cat furry. so having meow in the background of kate adds the context of her looking employed in comparison

my favorite bit is after the threats get increasingly strange and specific is then just saying Mods kill him. kill him now

bonuses of creaturfication: the authorities no longer recognize you

MEAN. HORRIBLY MEAN TO HER. she doesn't seem to be complaining much though so good for her. also i'm sure cameron is having the time of his life getting revenge

heyyy @lithominium.bsky.social great news :3

HES SO (deservedly) MEAN TO HER

mimi so full of joy and wonder. its beautiful

my favorite example of this was a nemesis addon that hindered survivors on hit that Might have seemed decent if you had never encountered the concept of numbers before but someone did the math and it made survivors lose a grand total of fucking FOUR CENTIMETERS of distance. how do you even make that