Dave, Aspiring Peasant
@aspiringpeasant.com
"fundamentally too earnest" Wendell-Berry-Pilled father+husband. Compoasting, gardening, Christopher Alexander and Antoine de Saint-Exupery. SOF veteran.
I'm so serious
November 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I'm so serious
Good lord it is beautiful here today
November 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Good lord it is beautiful here today
Why is it always "Christians" celebrating the misery of their neighbors?
November 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Why is it always "Christians" celebrating the misery of their neighbors?
America 2025:
Where Free Little Libraries have to do double duty as Free Little Pantries because so many of our neighbors are about to go hungry.
Where Free Little Libraries have to do double duty as Free Little Pantries because so many of our neighbors are about to go hungry.
November 1, 2025 at 5:33 AM
America 2025:
Where Free Little Libraries have to do double duty as Free Little Pantries because so many of our neighbors are about to go hungry.
Where Free Little Libraries have to do double duty as Free Little Pantries because so many of our neighbors are about to go hungry.
Wednesday has been gone for a month now but she boosted me in my dream last night and I miss her a lot today.
October 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Wednesday has been gone for a month now but she boosted me in my dream last night and I miss her a lot today.
We carved (homegrown) pumpkins last night!
October 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
We carved (homegrown) pumpkins last night!
TFW your boy *really* knows and loves you.
October 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
TFW your boy *really* knows and loves you.
Today fucking sucks but I came upstairs to make coffee and saw this and definitely laughed
October 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Today fucking sucks but I came upstairs to make coffee and saw this and definitely laughed
Afternoon/evening neighborhood walk while the kids are in dance class.
In the outskirts of the "war-torn" Portland area.
In the outskirts of the "war-torn" Portland area.
October 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Afternoon/evening neighborhood walk while the kids are in dance class.
In the outskirts of the "war-torn" Portland area.
In the outskirts of the "war-torn" Portland area.
Do you ever wonder whether these right-wing Christofascists ever feel a pang of conscience when they project this hard?
Or is it pure self-righteous ignorance all the way down?
Or is it pure self-righteous ignorance all the way down?
October 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Do you ever wonder whether these right-wing Christofascists ever feel a pang of conscience when they project this hard?
Or is it pure self-righteous ignorance all the way down?
Or is it pure self-righteous ignorance all the way down?
I turn 41 this year, and for my entire life, I have had high blood pressure.
They said it was congenital.
But in the past two years, I've gotten a massive handle on my mental health and default stress levels.
And now I have almost *low* blood pressure. No medication required.
They said it was congenital.
But in the past two years, I've gotten a massive handle on my mental health and default stress levels.
And now I have almost *low* blood pressure. No medication required.
October 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I turn 41 this year, and for my entire life, I have had high blood pressure.
They said it was congenital.
But in the past two years, I've gotten a massive handle on my mental health and default stress levels.
And now I have almost *low* blood pressure. No medication required.
They said it was congenital.
But in the past two years, I've gotten a massive handle on my mental health and default stress levels.
And now I have almost *low* blood pressure. No medication required.
The neighbors have a pumpkin patch, and it's funny:
they have to put signs up around their chickens who are molting because most of the people who come here from the city have no idea what a molting chicken is
they have to put signs up around their chickens who are molting because most of the people who come here from the city have no idea what a molting chicken is
October 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The neighbors have a pumpkin patch, and it's funny:
they have to put signs up around their chickens who are molting because most of the people who come here from the city have no idea what a molting chicken is
they have to put signs up around their chickens who are molting because most of the people who come here from the city have no idea what a molting chicken is
McDonald’s has them Golden Arches at the end of the rainbow.
The Official Meal of Leprechauns™️
The Official Meal of Leprechauns™️
October 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
McDonald’s has them Golden Arches at the end of the rainbow.
The Official Meal of Leprechauns™️
The Official Meal of Leprechauns™️
Coming together thank god only took 5 years
October 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Coming together thank god only took 5 years
Finally got some of the instruments hung in the living room 💪🏼
October 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Finally got some of the instruments hung in the living room 💪🏼
This could potentially read like snark, but he's *so* close to unlocking something *so* important here.
This exchange *could* serve as a Rosetta Stone for his reclamation to humanity, but, alas, Twitter cannot be that vehicle.
This exchange *could* serve as a Rosetta Stone for his reclamation to humanity, but, alas, Twitter cannot be that vehicle.
October 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
This could potentially read like snark, but he's *so* close to unlocking something *so* important here.
This exchange *could* serve as a Rosetta Stone for his reclamation to humanity, but, alas, Twitter cannot be that vehicle.
This exchange *could* serve as a Rosetta Stone for his reclamation to humanity, but, alas, Twitter cannot be that vehicle.
They *can't* be this stupid, right?
Like this entire profile is a red flag to any woman who knows the warning signs.
Like this entire profile is a red flag to any woman who knows the warning signs.
October 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
They *can't* be this stupid, right?
Like this entire profile is a red flag to any woman who knows the warning signs.
Like this entire profile is a red flag to any woman who knows the warning signs.
RWingers are constantly mad at the Pope for not being as hateful as they wish he was.
Is not the Pope's fault these fuckwits have never actually read the Bible. It's sitting next to the pocket US Constitution they used to pretend to revere.
Illiteracy is a real problem.
Is not the Pope's fault these fuckwits have never actually read the Bible. It's sitting next to the pocket US Constitution they used to pretend to revere.
Illiteracy is a real problem.
October 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
RWingers are constantly mad at the Pope for not being as hateful as they wish he was.
Is not the Pope's fault these fuckwits have never actually read the Bible. It's sitting next to the pocket US Constitution they used to pretend to revere.
Illiteracy is a real problem.
Is not the Pope's fault these fuckwits have never actually read the Bible. It's sitting next to the pocket US Constitution they used to pretend to revere.
Illiteracy is a real problem.
Walking is good for me.
October 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Walking is good for me.
Dudes just out here droppin bars about their hoes like it's Lindy af
October 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Dudes just out here droppin bars about their hoes like it's Lindy af
I've invited enough bots and people *functioning* as bots into my mind for the week.
Time to touch grass and sort the wood shed and preserve tomatoes and wonder at the richness of things.
Catch you all later 🫡
Email me if you wanna catch up.
Time to touch grass and sort the wood shed and preserve tomatoes and wonder at the richness of things.
Catch you all later 🫡
Email me if you wanna catch up.
October 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I've invited enough bots and people *functioning* as bots into my mind for the week.
Time to touch grass and sort the wood shed and preserve tomatoes and wonder at the richness of things.
Catch you all later 🫡
Email me if you wanna catch up.
Time to touch grass and sort the wood shed and preserve tomatoes and wonder at the richness of things.
Catch you all later 🫡
Email me if you wanna catch up.
Was trying to ferment peppers like Sandor Katz suggested but couldn't keep them submerged and they grew crazy white mold.
I have heard of fermenting weights, but they're not mentioned once in this book?
Anyone regularly fermenting peppers successfully?
I have heard of fermenting weights, but they're not mentioned once in this book?
Anyone regularly fermenting peppers successfully?
October 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Was trying to ferment peppers like Sandor Katz suggested but couldn't keep them submerged and they grew crazy white mold.
I have heard of fermenting weights, but they're not mentioned once in this book?
Anyone regularly fermenting peppers successfully?
I have heard of fermenting weights, but they're not mentioned once in this book?
Anyone regularly fermenting peppers successfully?
If you've ever considered reading this book, consider this moment that by seeing this the universe telling you you should fucking do it.
John O'Donohue was a priest who specialized in Last Rites. He was a philosopher and a poet, and wrote this incredible book.
John O'Donohue was a priest who specialized in Last Rites. He was a philosopher and a poet, and wrote this incredible book.
October 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If you've ever considered reading this book, consider this moment that by seeing this the universe telling you you should fucking do it.
John O'Donohue was a priest who specialized in Last Rites. He was a philosopher and a poet, and wrote this incredible book.
John O'Donohue was a priest who specialized in Last Rites. He was a philosopher and a poet, and wrote this incredible book.