Craig
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The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." — George Orwell
Maybe he could just do a Lord Lucan, but without murdering anyone...
December 7, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Maybe he could just do a Lord Lucan, but without murdering anyone...
Did you know that if you rearrange the letters in "Richard Tice", add a few, and take a few away it spells "grifting hypocrite".
December 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Did you know that if you rearrange the letters in "Richard Tice", add a few, and take a few away it spells "grifting hypocrite".
Unfortunately the press have conditioned the hard of thinking that a new PM every few months is more entertaining than having stability in government. Let's get back to the grey men/women running the country and do away with this constant popularity contest
December 6, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Unfortunately the press have conditioned the hard of thinking that a new PM every few months is more entertaining than having stability in government. Let's get back to the grey men/women running the country and do away with this constant popularity contest
Maybe change it up to one of those white dog poos 💩 you used to see on the street. Just have a 24/7 live feed on YouTube and see how long it takes the rain to wash it away.
December 6, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Maybe change it up to one of those white dog poos 💩 you used to see on the street. Just have a 24/7 live feed on YouTube and see how long it takes the rain to wash it away.
Record profits? What record profits? Won't anybody consider the poor shareholders...
December 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Record profits? What record profits? Won't anybody consider the poor shareholders...
Those ¾ full lucozade bottles lying in lay-bys and on motorway hard shoulders don't contain any actual lucozade.
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Those ¾ full lucozade bottles lying in lay-bys and on motorway hard shoulders don't contain any actual lucozade.
I wish I could fly, right up to the sky, but I can't....
December 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I wish I could fly, right up to the sky, but I can't....
If it's left anything like here in Northern Ireland where we have had them flying for decades, they'll be left to rot and become a symbol of the decay setting into the leafy suburbs of England. Plastic patriotism only goes as far as flying them, it's someone else's job to maintain them.
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
If it's left anything like here in Northern Ireland where we have had them flying for decades, they'll be left to rot and become a symbol of the decay setting into the leafy suburbs of England. Plastic patriotism only goes as far as flying them, it's someone else's job to maintain them.
Unlike trump's father, maybe Putin should just withdraw
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Unlike trump's father, maybe Putin should just withdraw
Fake it until you make it
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Fake it until you make it
No one should be able to claim unfair dismissal after their 1st day. As a former employer and now employee with responsibilities for training new staff, I see people with a great work ethic, keen to learn and go the extra mile while others wouldn't get out of the bath to take a 💩. 6 months is fair
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 AM
No one should be able to claim unfair dismissal after their 1st day. As a former employer and now employee with responsibilities for training new staff, I see people with a great work ethic, keen to learn and go the extra mile while others wouldn't get out of the bath to take a 💩. 6 months is fair
That comment definitely hits the Bullseye 🎯
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
That comment definitely hits the Bullseye 🎯
Didn't know this. Now I realise what a different movie it could have been with Ewan in the Richard role.
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Didn't know this. Now I realise what a different movie it could have been with Ewan in the Richard role.
Stopped being funny a while ago and has now started to become quite scary.
November 23, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Stopped being funny a while ago and has now started to become quite scary.
She agreed to front their campaign, but how much was she paid to be their shill?
November 23, 2025 at 11:25 AM
She agreed to front their campaign, but how much was she paid to be their shill?
Biased Broadcasting Corporation
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Biased Broadcasting Corporation
Drivers don't work that way, so you're absolved my son. Go in peace
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Drivers don't work that way, so you're absolved my son. Go in peace
How does one failing right wing rag find £500m to buy another failing right wing rag?
November 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
How does one failing right wing rag find £500m to buy another failing right wing rag?
The French have given it a good try 🇫🇷
November 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The French have given it a good try 🇫🇷
If it fly's, fucks or floats. Rent it.
November 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
If it fly's, fucks or floats. Rent it.
Just get yourself a DeLonghi bean to cup machine. You can thank me later
November 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Just get yourself a DeLonghi bean to cup machine. You can thank me later