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Make the world a better place a little bit every day.

Or just don't fuck it up too much.

Rise & grind.
Guy's noodle is totes scrambled. When was the last time someone presented something to him and he wasn't like "That sounds fucking great! Let's do it!"
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Mission to anyone who gives a shit about this planet: shame anyone who will touch anything that benefits Elon. Tesla. Twitter. Grok. SpaceX. All of it.

Why?

Courtesy of @jvl.bsky.social in my inbox this afternoon:
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
November 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I wrote something about how execution is too nice and quick and easy and the horrible things he should suffer instead but honestly I scared myself with how dark it got and thought I probs shouldn’t put something that horrible on the internet. So here’s the kid-friendly version instead ⤵️
October 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
“Look how they massacred my boy”
October 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Thank you Reddit for this one
October 15, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I don't know why but seemed like a good time to share this
October 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I think this is a better Simpsons gif
September 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Can you answer with a photoshopped image? Because I would like to submit this ⤵️
September 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
August 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
It's not that the existing home sales report is all bad. But to the extent that it reflects how the typical middle class, working family is doing, all of that is bad. 31% of the market being cash buyers? That's crazy.

www.cnbc.com/2025/08/21/j...
August 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Our country's leadership should be putting massive resources in to catching up with China in clean energy development. Instead we're tricking out ICE SUVs.
August 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I read this as an admission that the tax cuts got through because they promised reluctant Republicans that they’d make up for the tax cuts to the rich and corporations.

They get tax cuts. More $ to pour in to stocks and stock buybacks and crypto.

The bottom 90% get hosed.
August 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Today’s non politics post ➡️ Sam’s Club Mac & cheese

Pro: w a little hot sauce & it’s a solid & easy dinner

Neutral: probs not the healthiest option but can add a healthy side

Con: the instructions are on the label (which will not peal off cleanly) underneath and printed in microscopic font
July 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Now that Tidal lets you add your own profile pic to each playlist, been doing some work. 😈
July 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Lots of pics on reddit today from different rallies. This is the best sign I've seen so far
June 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I might believe Kevin Hassett when he says “100% no recession” if

1. He wasn’t Colin Robinson, Energy Vampire
2. He had a suit that wasn’t a hand-me-down from an NFL nose tackle
April 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
SELL SELL SELL!!!
April 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Narrator: Tariffs were not paused.
April 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Even Rasmussen has the Clown in Chief at a -14 strong-approve/strong-disapprove.

RASMUSSEN.
April 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Major stock markets globally are down. Big.

Except one.
March 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
CNBC has this "it depends on your perspective" take on the Republican tax cut. BUT it looks at it solely through the lens of income tax. Not only are the top 10% going to make out better with lower INCOME TAXES, but they are going to be far less affected by tariff-fueled inflation.
March 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Alejandro might be a brilliant guy. But color me skeptical that this take is going to prove to be a sage analysis of what is actually happening. I mean, they’re calling his product “swasticars”. That’s bad.
February 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
from @marketwatch.com

100,000 jobs is a lot of regular folks getting screwed by this administration. And that's just the damage that a tariff on aluminum will wreak. Now add food & steel & energy & everything else. But the billionaires will get a tax break so that makes it ok, right?
February 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
from @thebulwark.bsky.social this morning. The next Virginia governor will be decided in the election this November 4th. Deadline to register is 22 days prior to the election. www.elections.virginia.gov/citizen-port...
February 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM