Ash McGonigal
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Ash McGonigal
@ashmcgonigal.com
· Jun 29
You will never convince me that it's good politics for Democrats to cater to the imagined anxieties of bigots rather than condemn them.
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It’s just the two of us, by the way. Eighteen pounds of bird. This may have been unwise.
18 pounds of turkey for ten bucks. Procrastination wins again.
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It’s just the two of us, by the way. Eighteen pounds of bird. This may have been unwise.
18 pounds of turkey for ten bucks. Procrastination wins again.
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
18 pounds of turkey for ten bucks. Procrastination wins again.
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What in the name of BEN FRANKLIN is going on here.
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
What in the name of BEN FRANKLIN is going on here.
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Um yeah I'm "boycotting" today. That's what I'm doing, I'm championing the cause. No I totally have money I could spend if I wanted to! Yep I got in the bank don't worry about me. This is intentional.
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Um yeah I'm "boycotting" today. That's what I'm doing, I'm championing the cause. No I totally have money I could spend if I wanted to! Yep I got in the bank don't worry about me. This is intentional.
An asset of Trump's CIA did exactly what he was trained to do, which was coincidentally exactly the thing Stephen Miller and Donald Trump wanted to happen.
The narrative is there if Democrats have the courage.
The narrative is there if Democrats have the courage.
So he was "homegrown" + trained by the CIA, working for the Zero Unit in Afghanistan, which had a reputation for the following:
"The units also had a reputation for ruthlessness, with journalists and human rights groups referring to them as 'death squads.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
"The units also had a reputation for ruthlessness, with journalists and human rights groups referring to them as 'death squads.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
Here’s a Look at the D.C. Shooting Suspect’s C.I.A.-Backed Unit in Afghanistan
The units were backed by the C.I.A. and trained to conduct missions in Afghanistan during the U.S. war in the country.
www.nytimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
An asset of Trump's CIA did exactly what he was trained to do, which was coincidentally exactly the thing Stephen Miller and Donald Trump wanted to happen.
The narrative is there if Democrats have the courage.
The narrative is there if Democrats have the courage.
Next up: BBC staff not allowed to describe London weather as "rainy," "damp," "wet," or "precipitating."
BBC staff are not allowed to quote or show footage of @rutgerbregman.com saying that Donald Trump is "the most openly corrupt president in American history"
www.theguardian.com/media/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/media/2025/n...
BBC tells staff they cannot quote Trump line removed from Reith lecture
Journalists not allowed to repeat Rutger Bregman’s corruption claims against US president in coverage of edit
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Next up: BBC staff not allowed to describe London weather as "rainy," "damp," "wet," or "precipitating."
Here's the narrative, Democrats, if you're not cowards:
One of Trump's CIA assets did exactly what he was trained to do and delivered exactly the outcome Trump wanted: Dead and wounded American citizen-soldiers on the streets of our nation's capital.
One of Trump's CIA assets did exactly what he was trained to do and delivered exactly the outcome Trump wanted: Dead and wounded American citizen-soldiers on the streets of our nation's capital.
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Here's the narrative, Democrats, if you're not cowards:
One of Trump's CIA assets did exactly what he was trained to do and delivered exactly the outcome Trump wanted: Dead and wounded American citizen-soldiers on the streets of our nation's capital.
One of Trump's CIA assets did exactly what he was trained to do and delivered exactly the outcome Trump wanted: Dead and wounded American citizen-soldiers on the streets of our nation's capital.
Are turkeys on sale today like candy was a few weeks ago?
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Are turkeys on sale today like candy was a few weeks ago?
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"There's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom..."
November 28, 2025 at 12:30 PM
"There's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom..."
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Personally I these white men just need to assimilate to the real Indigenous values of America, responsible stewardship of land & use of resources, cooperative community governance, hospitality, honor of spirit, instead of refusing to relinquish their barbaric European culture, we'd be better off.
Trump is doing 95% of the shit the Declaration of Independence was written about so Miller was kind of spot on about importing the horrors of… England.
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Personally I these white men just need to assimilate to the real Indigenous values of America, responsible stewardship of land & use of resources, cooperative community governance, hospitality, honor of spirit, instead of refusing to relinquish their barbaric European culture, we'd be better off.
"There's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom..."
November 28, 2025 at 12:30 PM
"There's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom..."
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if NFL is so anti woke how come these lil guys have emotional support lemons clipped to their belts
November 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
if NFL is so anti woke how come these lil guys have emotional support lemons clipped to their belts
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IT HAS BEGUN:
"WTF is WRONG WITH YOU?!!"
"It was dirty!!"
"I've had that pan FOR TWENTY YEARS!!!"
The "pan" in question... a CAST IRON skillet. "NANA'S SKILLET!!!" The home has devolved into open-window profanity. Members of Gen Y & Z laugh and smoke weed. Gen A is suspiciously absent. 🤔😆
1/?
"WTF is WRONG WITH YOU?!!"
"It was dirty!!"
"I've had that pan FOR TWENTY YEARS!!!"
The "pan" in question... a CAST IRON skillet. "NANA'S SKILLET!!!" The home has devolved into open-window profanity. Members of Gen Y & Z laugh and smoke weed. Gen A is suspiciously absent. 🤔😆
1/?
Oh good, the neighbors' family has arrived early for the holiday... they have the same argument EVERY YEAR and honestly, I'm invested. Get'em Jan!!! 😤🍿
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
IT HAS BEGUN:
"WTF is WRONG WITH YOU?!!"
"It was dirty!!"
"I've had that pan FOR TWENTY YEARS!!!"
The "pan" in question... a CAST IRON skillet. "NANA'S SKILLET!!!" The home has devolved into open-window profanity. Members of Gen Y & Z laugh and smoke weed. Gen A is suspiciously absent. 🤔😆
1/?
"WTF is WRONG WITH YOU?!!"
"It was dirty!!"
"I've had that pan FOR TWENTY YEARS!!!"
The "pan" in question... a CAST IRON skillet. "NANA'S SKILLET!!!" The home has devolved into open-window profanity. Members of Gen Y & Z laugh and smoke weed. Gen A is suspiciously absent. 🤔😆
1/?
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PLEASE stop scrolling past the stuff I have for sale! Please share it instead. That costs $0.
November 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
PLEASE stop scrolling past the stuff I have for sale! Please share it instead. That costs $0.
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The cowboys really *are* America’s team (badly run by an ancient, unreconstructed racist and coasting on accomplishments from the previous century while daily inventing new ways to humiliate themselves)
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The cowboys really *are* America’s team (badly run by an ancient, unreconstructed racist and coasting on accomplishments from the previous century while daily inventing new ways to humiliate themselves)
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The idea that Biden's health wasn't being covered prior to the debate is one of the most shameless pieces of revisionist history I can remember. It had been one of the dominant topics of conversation for months. I was there, I remember it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The idea that Biden's health wasn't being covered prior to the debate is one of the most shameless pieces of revisionist history I can remember. It had been one of the dominant topics of conversation for months. I was there, I remember it.
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Ahead of launching a war on Venezuela, the US would like to announce that no one in Venezuela should help US forces, it'd be stupid to do so, the US will denigrate you and screw you over no matter how much you help, and blame you if even one Venezuelan who also helped the US ever does something bad.
CIA statement about the Afghan man identified as the gunman who shot two National Guardsmen in Washington
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Ahead of launching a war on Venezuela, the US would like to announce that no one in Venezuela should help US forces, it'd be stupid to do so, the US will denigrate you and screw you over no matter how much you help, and blame you if even one Venezuelan who also helped the US ever does something bad.
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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The "reporter" lady fucking sources and running catch and kill ops is a huge part of the issue with journalism but so is the corrupt sack of shit ex who knew about all this and said nothing till he felt personally betrayed and is now tossing out tidbits in planned instalments to have you pay him
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 PM
The "reporter" lady fucking sources and running catch and kill ops is a huge part of the issue with journalism but so is the corrupt sack of shit ex who knew about all this and said nothing till he felt personally betrayed and is now tossing out tidbits in planned instalments to have you pay him
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anyway. conde naste should fire Nuzzi, fire the hack editor at vanity fair, reverse its gutting of teen vogue, and apologize to all of us for this nonsense.
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
anyway. conde naste should fire Nuzzi, fire the hack editor at vanity fair, reverse its gutting of teen vogue, and apologize to all of us for this nonsense.
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The Electric Monk
I think I've finally found the AI use that will end humanity.
Cults creating worshippers that don't exist to praise their gods that (sorry religionists) don't exist, burning up the planet in a race to create the most fake prayers to show theirs' is the true faith.
pagesix.com/2025/11/25/e...
Cults creating worshippers that don't exist to praise their gods that (sorry religionists) don't exist, burning up the planet in a race to create the most fake prayers to show theirs' is the true faith.
pagesix.com/2025/11/25/e...
Music fans enraged as AI-generated ‘singer’ tops the holiday charts: ‘Seriously?’
“Solomon Ray is no longer ‘the AI experiment.’ He is now the biggest new voice in gospel music – period.”
pagesix.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 PM
The Electric Monk
It's not that I'm offended by USian, it's just that you sound ridiculous saying it.
If your argument involves referring to Americans as “USians” it doesn’t matter how cogent the rest of your point may be tbh
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
It's not that I'm offended by USian, it's just that you sound ridiculous saying it.
(Cueing up Les Baxter)
Let's get some seasonally-appropriate tunes going
Let's get some seasonally-appropriate tunes going
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
(Cueing up Les Baxter)
Let's get some seasonally-appropriate tunes going
Let's get some seasonally-appropriate tunes going