ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
Sad clown with a caffeine buzz.
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ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
· Aug 8
Always wear black to therapy to prove you can't be helped.
If you're hungry and you know it I'm not cooking.
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 AM
If you're hungry and you know it I'm not cooking.
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Stop dragging’ my heart around. That’s rude. Put it in a box & carry it.
November 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Stop dragging’ my heart around. That’s rude. Put it in a box & carry it.
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My stripper name is Jazz Hands Jenny
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My stripper name is Jazz Hands Jenny
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i’m not okay, you’re not okay
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
i’m not okay, you’re not okay
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when i say i'm back
i'm way back
i'm old
i'm way back
i'm old
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
when i say i'm back
i'm way back
i'm old
i'm way back
i'm old
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Me: I have something for you
*slides you the phone number for my therapist*
*slides you the phone number for my therapist*
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Me: I have something for you
*slides you the phone number for my therapist*
*slides you the phone number for my therapist*
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Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?
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Think what you want, but you don't need to follow the crowd
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Think what you want, but you don't need to follow the crowd
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Wanna come over and ovulate with me?
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Wanna come over and ovulate with me?
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my compulsion to keep a tidy feed means I don't just reskeet you, i meticulously place each of your skeets on display. ⭐️👌
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
my compulsion to keep a tidy feed means I don't just reskeet you, i meticulously place each of your skeets on display. ⭐️👌
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I'm going to hand this jar of capers down to my son
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I'm going to hand this jar of capers down to my son
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What base is it when your therapist tells you to stop calling him "Boss?"
November 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
What base is it when your therapist tells you to stop calling him "Boss?"
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i dont think i dislike anyone more than the people i see lounging leisurely in coffee shops as i commute to work. i want so badly to be them
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
i dont think i dislike anyone more than the people i see lounging leisurely in coffee shops as i commute to work. i want so badly to be them
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Hey girl, are you Windows Updates? Because I'm 99% there.
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Hey girl, are you Windows Updates? Because I'm 99% there.
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*the illusion that the shiny part of the loading bar is increasing the progress part each time it hits the right edge.*
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
*the illusion that the shiny part of the loading bar is increasing the progress part each time it hits the right edge.*
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Why are you all following back bots? Fake plants don't need to be watered.
November 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Why are you all following back bots? Fake plants don't need to be watered.
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I like to pretend I'm being shunned instead of acknowledging the fact that my skeets suck
November 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I like to pretend I'm being shunned instead of acknowledging the fact that my skeets suck
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Why did lil' Jeff replace all his teeth with tic-tacs?
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Why did lil' Jeff replace all his teeth with tic-tacs?
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What’s it called when you're smart but everything you do is fucking stupid?
November 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
What’s it called when you're smart but everything you do is fucking stupid?
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If you see this post, that's pretty cool.
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
If you see this post, that's pretty cool.
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I’ve been pretty awkward this week.
Don’t worry, you don’t need to point it out, I’ll think about it while falling asleep for the next five years or so.
Don’t worry, you don’t need to point it out, I’ll think about it while falling asleep for the next five years or so.
November 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I’ve been pretty awkward this week.
Don’t worry, you don’t need to point it out, I’ll think about it while falling asleep for the next five years or so.
Don’t worry, you don’t need to point it out, I’ll think about it while falling asleep for the next five years or so.
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It's just crazy enough to work
(Every idea I have)... 🐼🤔🤔
(Every idea I have)... 🐼🤔🤔
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
It's just crazy enough to work
(Every idea I have)... 🐼🤔🤔
(Every idea I have)... 🐼🤔🤔
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Sometimes I wonder if this is hell already... 🐼😟😟
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Sometimes I wonder if this is hell already... 🐼😟😟
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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. We're going for coffees and pedicures tomorrow
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The enemy of my enemy is my friend. We're going for coffees and pedicures tomorrow
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(Me, doing anything requiring all of my concentration)
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
(Me, doing anything requiring all of my concentration)
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.