zelda 🦋🌻
@ashenechoes.bsky.social
(she/her 🏳️⚧️)
- an actual zelda, not an actual princess
- has pled the fifth in federal court regarding accusations of actually being a bunny
- from hyrule, if by “hyrule” you mean michigan
pfp: kevin hong (k141)
cover: @animekki.bsky.social
- an actual zelda, not an actual princess
- has pled the fifth in federal court regarding accusations of actually being a bunny
- from hyrule, if by “hyrule” you mean michigan
pfp: kevin hong (k141)
cover: @animekki.bsky.social
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zelda 🦋🌻
@ashenechoes.bsky.social
· Nov 13
born and raised in OAKLAND COUNTY
she took the qline train going south on woodward for like 15 minutes
she took the qline train going south on woodward for like 15 minutes
i did it
i’m done with retail
i’m done with retail
November 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
i did it
i’m done with retail
i’m done with retail
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November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
i’ll save my annual longer shpiel for new years, but i just wanted to say that if you’re reading this, i’m thankful for you! i love being able to slap my silly little thoughts into the internet and make people’s days a little better in my own lil way. so thanks for sticking around with me :)
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
i’ll save my annual longer shpiel for new years, but i just wanted to say that if you’re reading this, i’m thankful for you! i love being able to slap my silly little thoughts into the internet and make people’s days a little better in my own lil way. so thanks for sticking around with me :)
just had a really stupid dream where i was fighting matt walsh at a whole foods jojo’s bizarre adventure style
i don’t even shop at whole foods
i don’t even shop at whole foods
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
just had a really stupid dream where i was fighting matt walsh at a whole foods jojo’s bizarre adventure style
i don’t even shop at whole foods
i don’t even shop at whole foods
i love how my phone is this technologically revolutionary device that i’ve intentionally detuned to be essentially indistinguishable from a 15 year old iphone. literally the most battery-intensive thing it does it play angry birds (yes i redownloaded angry birds and it’s still fun)
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
i love how my phone is this technologically revolutionary device that i’ve intentionally detuned to be essentially indistinguishable from a 15 year old iphone. literally the most battery-intensive thing it does it play angry birds (yes i redownloaded angry birds and it’s still fun)
i thought it was a good idea to go through old text messages to clear out space and simplify my phone, forgetting that i’d be subjected to The Horrors™ (2018-2021)
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
i thought it was a good idea to go through old text messages to clear out space and simplify my phone, forgetting that i’d be subjected to The Horrors™ (2018-2021)
me from 10 years ago just totally owned present-day me
so i’m going through all of my contacts and deleting people i don’t know for the sake of simplicity and there’s a contact that’s just “jenny” and i’m like “who tf is jenny”
only info is that her number is 867-5309
fuck you younger me lmao
so i’m going through all of my contacts and deleting people i don’t know for the sake of simplicity and there’s a contact that’s just “jenny” and i’m like “who tf is jenny”
only info is that her number is 867-5309
fuck you younger me lmao
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
me from 10 years ago just totally owned present-day me
so i’m going through all of my contacts and deleting people i don’t know for the sake of simplicity and there’s a contact that’s just “jenny” and i’m like “who tf is jenny”
only info is that her number is 867-5309
fuck you younger me lmao
so i’m going through all of my contacts and deleting people i don’t know for the sake of simplicity and there’s a contact that’s just “jenny” and i’m like “who tf is jenny”
only info is that her number is 867-5309
fuck you younger me lmao
i’m so depraved, i need someone to gently caress my cheek and smile softly at me
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
i’m so depraved, i need someone to gently caress my cheek and smile softly at me
shoot for the moon? shoot *at* the moon. asshole thinks it’s so tough up there dictating the tides. bitch
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
shoot for the moon? shoot *at* the moon. asshole thinks it’s so tough up there dictating the tides. bitch
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working on a second bunny video
does anyone have any suggestions for what namco game i should do next
does anyone have any suggestions for what namco game i should do next
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
working on a second bunny video
does anyone have any suggestions for what namco game i should do next
does anyone have any suggestions for what namco game i should do next
what’s in the fucking box, charlie brown
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
You're too short for that gesture, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
what’s in the fucking box, charlie brown
unpopular opinion? winter olympics absolutely clears the summer olympics and it’s not even close
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
unpopular opinion? winter olympics absolutely clears the summer olympics and it’s not even close
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The Lions have looked like ass since the players did the trump dance, just sayin
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The Lions have looked like ass since the players did the trump dance, just sayin
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sometimes i make faces in the mirror for fun but i just made this absolutely awful face in the mirror that made me want to pepper spray my reflection
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
sometimes i make faces in the mirror for fun but i just made this absolutely awful face in the mirror that made me want to pepper spray my reflection
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November 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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i wanted to be an actor until it almost killed me, so then i wanted to get into politics until it almost killed me, and now i’m eagerly anticipating academia to almost kill me
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
i wanted to be an actor until it almost killed me, so then i wanted to get into politics until it almost killed me, and now i’m eagerly anticipating academia to almost kill me
this year has been fucking wild bc like pretty much the first 80% of 2025 has been absolute dogwater and then whoopsie doodle, two of the best pieces of news i’ve heard in literal years and it feels so surreal that like. good things are happening to me???? what the fuck????? that can happen???????
OKAY I GOTTA VAGUEPOST BC I LIKE MY ANONYMITY ON HERE BUT ANOTHER FUCKING INCREDIBLE THING HAPPENED IN MY LIFE COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO MY JOB THAT I GOT YESTERDAY
THIS IS LIKE THE GREATEST 24 HOURS OF NEWS I HAVE EVER GOTTEN IN MY LIFE OH MY GOD
THIS IS LIKE THE GREATEST 24 HOURS OF NEWS I HAVE EVER GOTTEN IN MY LIFE OH MY GOD
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
this year has been fucking wild bc like pretty much the first 80% of 2025 has been absolute dogwater and then whoopsie doodle, two of the best pieces of news i’ve heard in literal years and it feels so surreal that like. good things are happening to me???? what the fuck????? that can happen???????
OKAY I GOTTA VAGUEPOST BC I LIKE MY ANONYMITY ON HERE BUT ANOTHER FUCKING INCREDIBLE THING HAPPENED IN MY LIFE COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO MY JOB THAT I GOT YESTERDAY
THIS IS LIKE THE GREATEST 24 HOURS OF NEWS I HAVE EVER GOTTEN IN MY LIFE OH MY GOD
THIS IS LIKE THE GREATEST 24 HOURS OF NEWS I HAVE EVER GOTTEN IN MY LIFE OH MY GOD
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
OKAY I GOTTA VAGUEPOST BC I LIKE MY ANONYMITY ON HERE BUT ANOTHER FUCKING INCREDIBLE THING HAPPENED IN MY LIFE COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO MY JOB THAT I GOT YESTERDAY
THIS IS LIKE THE GREATEST 24 HOURS OF NEWS I HAVE EVER GOTTEN IN MY LIFE OH MY GOD
THIS IS LIKE THE GREATEST 24 HOURS OF NEWS I HAVE EVER GOTTEN IN MY LIFE OH MY GOD
lmao i need to go to sleep for my shitty job that i’m about to quit but i can’t sleep because i’m too excited about my awesome new job that’s going to make my life incalculably better
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 AM
lmao i need to go to sleep for my shitty job that i’m about to quit but i can’t sleep because i’m too excited about my awesome new job that’s going to make my life incalculably better
god i am STILL fucking pumped about my new job. i said it before and i'll say it again, get your bets in early. 2026 is going to be my year.
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
god i am STILL fucking pumped about my new job. i said it before and i'll say it again, get your bets in early. 2026 is going to be my year.
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I GOT THE JOB I GOT THE JOB I GOT THE JOB!!!!!!!!!!!! I! GOT! THE! JOB!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS
*AND* I AM FREED FROM WORKING RETAIL! I HAVE TO PUT IN MY TWO WEEK’S NOTICE BUT I AM FINALLY FREE!!!!!!!!!!
YES
*AND* I AM FREED FROM WORKING RETAIL! I HAVE TO PUT IN MY TWO WEEK’S NOTICE BUT I AM FINALLY FREE!!!!!!!!!!
YES
November 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I GOT THE JOB I GOT THE JOB I GOT THE JOB!!!!!!!!!!!! I! GOT! THE! JOB!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS
*AND* I AM FREED FROM WORKING RETAIL! I HAVE TO PUT IN MY TWO WEEK’S NOTICE BUT I AM FINALLY FREE!!!!!!!!!!
YES
*AND* I AM FREED FROM WORKING RETAIL! I HAVE TO PUT IN MY TWO WEEK’S NOTICE BUT I AM FINALLY FREE!!!!!!!!!!
YES
trump five minutes after meeting me: everyone’s talking about these “rabbit” creatures. they’re the best animals, fantastic. they’re… ears. sometimes they’re up, sometimes they’re down. it’s remarkable, and they flop on their side when they’re happy. we need to make america bunny again.
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
trump five minutes after meeting me: everyone’s talking about these “rabbit” creatures. they’re the best animals, fantastic. they’re… ears. sometimes they’re up, sometimes they’re down. it’s remarkable, and they flop on their side when they’re happy. we need to make america bunny again.
“do you watch any anime“
“oh yeah i’m a big fan of. uh”
[runs to my shower to check my shampoo and conditioner]
[runs back]
JojoBapluslAvender
“oh yeah i’m a big fan of. uh”
[runs to my shower to check my shampoo and conditioner]
[runs back]
JojoBapluslAvender
November 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
“do you watch any anime“
“oh yeah i’m a big fan of. uh”
[runs to my shower to check my shampoo and conditioner]
[runs back]
JojoBapluslAvender
“oh yeah i’m a big fan of. uh”
[runs to my shower to check my shampoo and conditioner]
[runs back]
JojoBapluslAvender