My addiction to food, water, and air will financially ruin me.

Exactly!!! The US had open borders for 148 of it's 249 years and not only was it fine, we became a global super power during that time.

I hope we see more of the romantic tension between lint and blue m&m in future episodes!

The Republicans who switched because they got a signed photo of Trump or whatever shows the depth of their ideology. These are deeply stupid people who don't believe in anything, and they're trying to sell our country for parts