Well, each other, but nobody else

0-Ryan Lochte

Do we really need a second dog ownership scandal this month?

Do you need:
-Northeast connections
-high-level head coaching experience
-looking for a challenge
-available

well have I got a Brian Kelly for you!

Brian Kelly is available!

You stopped right before the perfect segue: "so you think that's stupid? Well let's make sure you have the right frame of reference. Let's talk about Auburn and DJ Durkin..."

I'm trying to guess which part did it. The will he, won't he messy divorce drama? The price tag? Telling a college football beat writer he wasn't a hoe? The fact he's leaving a better team to coach a team he beat? That all of this somehow still feels better than when he left Tennessee?

Large sums of money in Louisiana means oil money + heavy/obscene corruption/embezzlement, that's never been a secret.

Gotta believe he's got a better winning percentage in the Georgia Dome than most Falcons HCs.

Your LIBRUHL NEW YORKER street cred is slipping. Nashville has changed you.

AIDS is a tragedy, that was just a travesty. That was football long COVID. Bad but not enough to kill you, no cure, just misery.

Flying cross country sucks bad enough, and then he has to watch Florida at the other end? I'd just quit, personally.

Only one of many of the possibilities with ostomies!

Might you expand?

Same energy

Blake Baker certainly fits the bill very nicely.

I think Joe Brady is the flip side, a pick that is popular and looks smart, but fails miserably.

This is just a wrap with excess carbs!

He has to be fired first.

Dog's Eyepatch Irrelevant