Picked up a Coke at the Rockies game. Now I’m conflicted, do I leave it open in case he shows up?
#passover #pesach #jewish

I’m not Catholic but since the Pope died on Easter they might want to wait three days to see if he comes back.

I have found kosher for Pesach sriracha sauce. I am ready.

Last night’s SpaceX launch.

When I walk through The Container Store it shows me a world I aspire to but will never achieve. #MoreTubs #MoreBoxes #MoreStorage #organization #maybe #LessStuff

Whoever designed the paper towel dispenser for public bathrooms- pulling on a wet paper towel is a terrible design.

Let’s talk about the phrase “That which doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, except bears. Bears will kill you.”
It doesn’t make sense. Bears are not an exception, they are literally covered by the first statement.
How about “Bears will not make you stronger because they will kill you.”

PSA: solving an order of operations math problem isn’t an IQ test. It’s 5th grade mathematics.