Galt's Gunch
Galt's Gunch
@areisreising.bsky.social
GIVE US THE GORILLA CUT, DE PALMA
December 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I started this tweet with "That scene in Buffalo Bill's house would have been a lot different if Clarice had been played by a Western Lowlands Gorilla" but then I went out and learned some gorilla facts (an adult female is ~4"11 and 170 lbs) and it probably wouldn't have gone down that different.
December 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This is what Wonder gets wrong (among other things)
December 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Wait'll I tell you the truth about "the" store
December 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Yeah helldude, where are the files
December 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
First I'm hearing about this. Case cite?
December 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Library Genesis Evangelion ríps
December 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Looking great sir
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Would you believe I read the genre initially as "farting"
December 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Motherfucker that's Admiral Quaritz, Jake Sullies, and Neyfertiti. Don't act like you don't know
December 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
@theilluminati.bsky.social you can't read "Strange symmetry. Circular." in anybody but Jackie Earle Haley's voice.
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The chronicler of the collapse of a republic called Liv(v)y being a wannabe pop star is a rejected Megalopolis plot element. This is Francis Ford Coppola's world, we're just living in it.
December 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
It's getting to be that time of year
December 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Tom Clantasy is just Tactical Breach Wizards isn't it
December 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Hornetroidvanisouls
December 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Oh damn they got the cialis tubs in bathroom 2
December 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Buddy, if I've had to share a religion with the schmucks running a genocide over the last two years you can countenance a shared identity with the Twitter Nazis.
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Hey @illconceivedpodcast.com fresh horrors beyond your comprehension
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
okay but is this....true?
November 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
......calligrapher?
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Yeah so what
November 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Rax, my wife waited until after we were married to start with the whole "put a tree inside" thing (we're both Jewish but her mom is British so grew up celebrating Christmas upon pain of death) - is this grounds for an annulment?
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
"fucked Gristedes" feels redundant. Hasn't been a non fucked Gristedes since the financial crisis
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Pressing in the right stick to crouch is hot hot HOTTT
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM