Constantly whelmed
@architectgp.bsky.social
Architect + CPHD, now working in Sustainability. 🏃🏻♂️🚴♂️🏉⚽️ Multiple cats & kids. Born at 326 ppm so I got to see David Bowie, James Brown, Stevie Wonder and Prince live.
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*sits upright in bed* ‘CARBON OFFSETS ARE THE MODERN-DAY EQUIVALENT OF PLENARY INDULGENCES!’ 🤯
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My attempt to cut through some of the misinformation around farming and water quality as we approach decision time on Ireland’s nitrates derogation
www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle/ou...
www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle/ou...
Ireland's lax approach to inspecting farms and enforcing rules
The EU Nitrates Committee meets tomorrow and may extend Ireland's nitrates derogation by up to three years. At the same time we need to protect or restore water quality on a national scale writes ecol...
www.irishexaminer.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 AM
My attempt to cut through some of the misinformation around farming and water quality as we approach decision time on Ireland’s nitrates derogation
www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle/ou...
www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle/ou...
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Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!
Incredible.
Does anyone know of any other examples of where a video synchs perfectly to other audio, like the This Is America video clip set to Call Me Maybe?
December 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Incredible.
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Don’t say Mr. Spock doesn’t do anything for you.
I’m sharing this at the correct time of the year.
You are welcome. 🖖
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I’m sharing this at the correct time of the year.
You are welcome. 🖖
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
December 6, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Don’t say Mr. Spock doesn’t do anything for you.
I’m sharing this at the correct time of the year.
You are welcome. 🖖
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I’m sharing this at the correct time of the year.
You are welcome. 🖖
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Oh wow... Kilauea volcano in Hawaii is erupting with enthusiasm RIGHT NOW, and you can watch it on the USGS livestream here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqmp...
(HT to @davidho.bsky.social for the link)
(HT to @davidho.bsky.social for the link)
[V3cam] Kīlauea volcano, Hawaii (south Halemaʻumaʻu crater)
YouTube video by USGS
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December 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Oh wow... Kilauea volcano in Hawaii is erupting with enthusiasm RIGHT NOW, and you can watch it on the USGS livestream here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqmp...
(HT to @davidho.bsky.social for the link)
(HT to @davidho.bsky.social for the link)
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The Four Stages of #LateLateToyShow emotion
December 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The Four Stages of #LateLateToyShow emotion
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Greenhouse gas emissions per capita. The broken grey line is the path required for 2030 targets. Ireland is miles wide of it. The nearest neighbours are crushing it.
#climate
#climate
December 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Greenhouse gas emissions per capita. The broken grey line is the path required for 2030 targets. Ireland is miles wide of it. The nearest neighbours are crushing it.
#climate
#climate
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I have a confession, I wander the picturesque small towns of America, killing young married women.
You may think me monstrous but it must be done so there is a bountiful harvest of sexy widowers for busy corporate women to fall in love with in Hallmark movies next year.
I am a cruel necessity.
You may think me monstrous but it must be done so there is a bountiful harvest of sexy widowers for busy corporate women to fall in love with in Hallmark movies next year.
I am a cruel necessity.
December 3, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I have a confession, I wander the picturesque small towns of America, killing young married women.
You may think me monstrous but it must be done so there is a bountiful harvest of sexy widowers for busy corporate women to fall in love with in Hallmark movies next year.
I am a cruel necessity.
You may think me monstrous but it must be done so there is a bountiful harvest of sexy widowers for busy corporate women to fall in love with in Hallmark movies next year.
I am a cruel necessity.
Tom Petty does nothing for me, never did. So it’s kinda fabulous watching Prince wipe the floor with him and the other ‘legends’ here. He was some man for one man 🤘🏻
The guitar toss at the end and the adoration on Harrison's kid's face during the performance will linger with me my whole life.
December 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Tom Petty does nothing for me, never did. So it’s kinda fabulous watching Prince wipe the floor with him and the other ‘legends’ here. He was some man for one man 🤘🏻
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life. Electric word, life. It means forever & that’s a mighty long time. But I’m here to tell you there’s something else - the afterworld. A world of never ending happiness. You can always see the sun, day or night.
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life. Electric word, life. It means forever & that’s a mighty long time. But I’m here to tell you there’s something else - the afterworld. A world of never ending happiness. You can always see the sun, day or night.
And I cannot lie
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
And I cannot lie
You know that saying ‘You’re only as happy as your saddest child’?
Yeah well.
Yeah well.
November 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
You know that saying ‘You’re only as happy as your saddest child’?
Yeah well.
Yeah well.
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Winona Ryder is older than Rue McClanahan was when Golden Girls first aired
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Winona Ryder is older than Rue McClanahan was when Golden Girls first aired
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Vote YES in this poll to counterbalance all the idiots from Twitter voting NO.
What do you think? VOTE on the poll question here: https://loom.ly/6Y9cBds
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Vote YES in this poll to counterbalance all the idiots from Twitter voting NO.
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it's me, they're talking about me
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
it's me, they're talking about me
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We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
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Five years since I originally posted this on the other place. Mad!
The most stressed out I've ever been about Christmas was when I was 16 and I got my first ever job, working at M&S in Dundrum. As soon as I started I kept hearing these myths about the Christmas Eve Waste Sale, where all the food that wasn't sold on the 24th was marked down 90%.
November 27, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Five years since I originally posted this on the other place. Mad!
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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😈 Maleficent, the evil queen, had her goblins searching for Sleeping Beauty for 16 years.
🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!
🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!
🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
😈 Maleficent, the evil queen, had her goblins searching for Sleeping Beauty for 16 years.
🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!
🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!
🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will