me, on the internet in 2012: this is the funniest thing i've ever seen. the effect of seeing this will send ripples through my life, my identity, and my relationships.

me, on the internet in 2025: this pharrell x pringles x fortnite ad collab was sponsored by the idf.

This is the clip I was looking for btw. Happy Bisexual Bob Belcher day to all who celebrate

Motherfuckers, your legislative ancestors commanded men in literal armor, armed with literal pikes! They organized economic and armed rebellion against an empire! The least *you* can do is vote to give yourself the power to make *state employees* answer your questions!

this is an astonishingly specific dad joke and I will not apologize for it

Makes sense, but to be fair we should apply this in some kind of progressive curve. Eccentricity Brackets. Start with “must wear silly hats and keep at least one weird pet” and scale up to “must endow national cultural institution dedicated to personal hobby and regularly hold seances”