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Christian Schneider
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Poor Christian's Almanack
A compendium of complete knowledge
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Happy Birthday to Large Marge, may you rest in peace
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Happy Birthday to Large Marge, may you rest in peace
After writing 400 words of your next column
December 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
After writing 400 words of your next column
If your Spotify age is under 18, does Matt Gaetz get a phone notification?
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
If your Spotify age is under 18, does Matt Gaetz get a phone notification?
Me today at @nationalreview.bsky.social: What 'Survivor' Can Teach Us About the Government: link.nationalreview.com/click/69319d...
What Survivor Can Teach Us About the Government | National Review
America’s politics now run like a reality show — and the villains keep winning.
link.nationalreview.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Me today at @nationalreview.bsky.social: What 'Survivor' Can Teach Us About the Government: link.nationalreview.com/click/69319d...
Spotify thinks I am my daughter’s age, which I think is a Black Mirror episode
December 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Spotify thinks I am my daughter’s age, which I think is a Black Mirror episode
People online keep saying it's "giving Tuesday" and I thought that was just Gen Z code for "it doesn't quite feel like it's the beginning of the week, but it doesn't feel like midweek, either"
December 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
People online keep saying it's "giving Tuesday" and I thought that was just Gen Z code for "it doesn't quite feel like it's the beginning of the week, but it doesn't feel like midweek, either"
"Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth seems to be a war criminal. Without a war. An interesting achievement." www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
Opinion | A sickening moral slum of an administration
Regarding Venezuela, Ukraine and much more, Trump and his acolytes are worse than simply incompetent.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
"Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth seems to be a war criminal. Without a war. An interesting achievement." www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
No Nuzzi is good Nuzzi
December 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
No Nuzzi is good Nuzzi
I legitimately feel bad for all the actresses watching Pluribus who realize they have no shot at an Emmy next year. Rhea Seehorn has it locked up.
December 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I legitimately feel bad for all the actresses watching Pluribus who realize they have no shot at an Emmy next year. Rhea Seehorn has it locked up.
If the Beach Boys got their wish and they were all California girls, that would really be a test for the Electoral College
November 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
If the Beach Boys got their wish and they were all California girls, that would really be a test for the Electoral College
When you’re looking at a plate of dry Thanksgiving food and then the gravy finally shows up
a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a wrestling logo
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a wrestling logo
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
When you’re looking at a plate of dry Thanksgiving food and then the gravy finally shows up
The problem with reality competitions where contestants vote each other out is that it's always total mediocrities that cruise to the end. If you're too good at the game, you're a threat and they vote you out. If you're bad at the game, nobody can stand you and they vote you out.
November 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The problem with reality competitions where contestants vote each other out is that it's always total mediocrities that cruise to the end. If you're too good at the game, you're a threat and they vote you out. If you're bad at the game, nobody can stand you and they vote you out.
Keep in mind that on the show Survivor, there's one employee whose entire job is blurring the contestants' butt cracks.
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Keep in mind that on the show Survivor, there's one employee whose entire job is blurring the contestants' butt cracks.
For these commercials, I assume Uber Eats is paying Bradley Cooper about as much as it costs them to deliver me one burrito
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
For these commercials, I assume Uber Eats is paying Bradley Cooper about as much as it costs them to deliver me one burrito
Reposted by Christian Schneider
An account that collects dismissive and hostile old reviews of targets that deserved better. From my former colleague @anti-knowledge.com.
GODARD'S BREATHLESS (1961): "Juvenile rubbish...utterly unbelievable-beyond the point of absurdity...a contrived bit of tripe...
Lord knows, we have enough trouble with our native film production without importing France's soiled cinematic laundry." - Wash. Daily News, 11/9/1961
Lord knows, we have enough trouble with our native film production without importing France's soiled cinematic laundry." - Wash. Daily News, 11/9/1961
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
An account that collects dismissive and hostile old reviews of targets that deserved better. From my former colleague @anti-knowledge.com.
I have discovered a new show called Survivor. Evidently there have been 49 seasons of this thing? (For some random reason, I began with Season 13 from 2006.)
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I have discovered a new show called Survivor. Evidently there have been 49 seasons of this thing? (For some random reason, I began with Season 13 from 2006.)
I am certainly no expert, but if I had to offer a note to RFK, it would be to avoid comparing your lady to a canyon, for reasons that should be evident to anyone who isn't a crackhead with a brain worm
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I am certainly no expert, but if I had to offer a note to RFK, it would be to avoid comparing your lady to a canyon, for reasons that should be evident to anyone who isn't a crackhead with a brain worm
I know a lot of big names volunteer to be in the Ken Burns docs, but guessing who they are gets distracting
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I know a lot of big names volunteer to be in the Ken Burns docs, but guessing who they are gets distracting
I just learned Carrie Coon and Molly Parker are two different people
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I just learned Carrie Coon and Molly Parker are two different people
Happy "Newspaper Columnists Tell You How to Act Around Your Family" season to all who celebrate
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Happy "Newspaper Columnists Tell You How to Act Around Your Family" season to all who celebrate
Putting the Cowboys in featured NFL broadcast time slots is the sports equivalent to making RFK, Jr. the Health secretary
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Putting the Cowboys in featured NFL broadcast time slots is the sports equivalent to making RFK, Jr. the Health secretary
Reposted by Christian Schneider
GODARD'S BREATHLESS (1961): "Juvenile rubbish...utterly unbelievable-beyond the point of absurdity...a contrived bit of tripe...
Lord knows, we have enough trouble with our native film production without importing France's soiled cinematic laundry." - Wash. Daily News, 11/9/1961
Lord knows, we have enough trouble with our native film production without importing France's soiled cinematic laundry." - Wash. Daily News, 11/9/1961
November 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
GODARD'S BREATHLESS (1961): "Juvenile rubbish...utterly unbelievable-beyond the point of absurdity...a contrived bit of tripe...
Lord knows, we have enough trouble with our native film production without importing France's soiled cinematic laundry." - Wash. Daily News, 11/9/1961
Lord knows, we have enough trouble with our native film production without importing France's soiled cinematic laundry." - Wash. Daily News, 11/9/1961
The unfortunate byproduct of the Nuzzi/Lizza/RFK/Sanford story is going to be more gross old dudes running for president
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The unfortunate byproduct of the Nuzzi/Lizza/RFK/Sanford story is going to be more gross old dudes running for president
“Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest. Drink from me my Love.”
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
“Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest. Drink from me my Love.”