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Thalia ⭐🔫🧑⚔️
@angrypenguine.bsky.social
Veteran, cat slave, & humanist. AuDHD, PTSD, lgbtqia (enBy), & disabled partner to an oppressed immigrant. She/they. No DMs.

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Why didn't anyone tell me White Lotus was funny? All this time I thought it was a crime drama. Not the second coming of Arrested Development lol
December 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Once again, The Stupidest Timeline™, courtesy of the folks who brought you "Looking At the Eclipse™".
Genuinely hilarious. Please send it to China.
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Hopefully We Are Nearing The End Of This Cult……
November 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Welcome to all my new followers and Happy Holidays! If you are looking for much other than snark and cat videos, you may be entitled to compensation.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and says that 's my legal opinion
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and says that 's my legal opinion
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
It's not really the big holidays until you've mandolined yourself.

#achieved
a chef says " vert da furken " in a kitchen
Alt: a chef says " vert da furken " in a kitchen
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Flying domestic no longer safe in the USA.
“The day after Lopez Belloza was arrested, a federal judge issued an emergency order prohibiting the government from moving her out of Massachusetts or the United States for at least 72 hours.”

apnews.com/article/babs...
College freshman is deported flying home for Thanksgiving surprise, despite court order
A college freshman trying to fly from Boston to Texas to surprise her family for Thanksgiving was deported to Honduras in violation of a court order.
apnews.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
So let me see if I've got this logic right:
Biden is too senile to use auto pen. Therefore, Biden orders are illegal.
But Biden IS cognizant enough to be tried for perjury.

How does that work??
Trump says he will cancel Biden orders ‘signed by autopen’ and threatens ‘perjury’
President’s threats come as he also seeks to investigate members of Congress
www.independent.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Because it's not Thanksgiving until someone's shared this...

Wkrp Turkey drop...
WKRP Turkey Drop
YouTube video by Brian Henigin
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Tried watching the Macy's Thanksgiving day parade. Everything seems so sickly sweet and false after what we've collectively been going through since January.
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Trying to achieve your holiday look on a budget sucks especially hard this year...
a young boy is decorating a living room for christmas .
Alt: a young boy is decorating a living room for christmas . But elf jumps into the Xmas tree
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
GOP methods of custody dispute problem solving:

1. Pay for abortion, then deny deny deny
2. Call ICE, then deny deny deny
3. Beat and threaten, then deny deny deny
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."

www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."

www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Mental healthcare in this country is a friggin joke. Someone reaching out for help gets a stack of paperwork and 8 different people who are more interested in making a file on you than being there for you.
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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We should replace “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” with “give yourself uppies”
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
With Halligan's cases falling apart in disaster, do you think Trump's insurance will cover it?

(Hold for applause)
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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And now, the case against Letitia James is dismissed too, same rationale but minus the statute of limitations complication.
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Thanks for playing.
BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
And every veteran just turned around and said... Hold my beer
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I saw a headline about @fetterman.senate.gov getting primaried, and I couldn't be more sad for him.
a close up of a man 's face with a native american costume on .
Alt: a close up of a man 's face with a native american costume on . It's a single tear...
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I ran across this 1896 editorial in a medical journal.

The author is discussing a smallpox outbreak in Gloucester, England (pop 42,000). The town was a hotbed of anti-vaxxers until there was a massive outbreak.

At that point, 25,000 people lined up for smallpox vaccines.
An Object Lesson for Antivaccinists
An official website of the United States government
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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As your President, I'll make this day a federal holiday & give Joel Hodgeson the Presidental Medal of Freedom.
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM