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Darby Lines
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Proud IWW Member, diabolical honkie.

Cheers for the tin man.

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The number of Apple pundits celebrating Alan Dye's departure without grappling with the forces within Apple that allowed him to operate there for as long as he did is depressingly unsurprising.
December 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Alan Dye is out. Brushed Metal is back baby!
December 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I'm struggling to think of a technology that I love the concept of, yet despise all implementations of, as much as I do passkeys.
December 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Reposted by Darby Lines
Unix - BSD developers : this code should run and be maintained as long as computers exist.

Linux - GNU dev : this code should run and be maintained as long as someone is willing to do the work

Consultant: this code should run until the end of my contract.

Enterprise grade B2B software : this […]
Original post on mamot.fr
mamot.fr
December 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Funny how Apple gave zero resistance to a “suggestion” from some dipshit at the DOJ that they remove perfectly legal apps from the App Store. Such courage.
https://mastodon.social/@daringfireball/115652497424400000
Daring Fireball (@[email protected])
Apple to Resist Order in India to Preload State-Run App on iPhones https://daringfireball.net/linked/2025/12/02/apple-india-preload-state-run-app
mastodon.social
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
"I just used <insert plagiarism machine here - I didn't care enough to pay attention to what tool they're on about now> to build a playlist of AI-generated jazz music"

I will beat you fucking philistines to death with a god's damned saxophone.
December 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I swear, as Zeus is my witness, even if it's i the middle of a post-apocalyptic wasteland, I will die with my hands wrapped around the throat of one of these soulless prompthumpers.
December 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Christ the prompt-fondling dipshits in the office have re-discovered The Singularity from first principles.
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
In the midst of my VP's vibe-code-fueled public manic meltdown he went on a side rant about how Steve Jobs destroyed the online training industry by killing Flash. That was a wild fucking product launch meeting.
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
It should be a federal crime to use the same email address for receipts and shipping notices that you do for promotions. Also, shipping an email client that doesn't support nested boolean conditions for rules/filters should be a Class A misdemeanor.
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Happy Pinedale Shopping Mall Turkey Give Away Day to all who celebrate.
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
So, fun fact, a not-insignificant chunk of the "synergy" between AirPods and iPhones is just having the correct Bluetooth ID. (https://github.com/kavishdevar/librepods) so, cry me a river Apple Boy.
https://mastodon.social/@daringfireball/115601513026517366
GitHub - kavishdevar/librepods: AirPods libreated from Apple's ecosystem.
AirPods libreated from Apple's ecosystem. Contribute to kavishdevar/librepods development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The worst thing about LLMs is that we were promised that the AI apocalypse would be cool killer robots and time travel and shit, and instead we got…this:
https://circumstances.run/@mawhrin/115587502874405714
flere-imsaho 🇺🇦 (@[email protected])
i've been told recently, that llms have become useful for code review, and [after reading the whole thread here](https://github.com/ocaml/ocaml/pull/14369), i can't help but remain doubtful.
circumstances.run
November 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Man, it would be super-awesome if the liberal media types could get even one tenth het up at literally anything as they do about some of their own being fired.
https://bsky.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6y2b4lqfw2j3oyycegx3ey7q/post/3m656a4qd3c2t
Jeff (Gutenberg Parenthesis) Jarvis (@jeffjarvis.bsky.social)
Reinstate the Condé Four. Famous writers at New Yorker are up in arms after fact-checker’s firing https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2025/11/21/conde-nast-new-yorker-firings-labor-dispute/
bsky.app
November 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Gotta love it when a reasonable critique of modern Linux devolves in the replies to “Go back to Windows then looseer”
https://mastodon.monoceros.co.za/@uastronomer/115586363077431508
Allen but one of the good ones (@[email protected])
I think that's the most annoying thing, to me: You can't debloat Linux because the package management tools forbid it. Cups is pretty damn good, I have nothing against the project, it's *way* better at just working than any print stack in the commercial operating systems, but if I'm not printing then I should be able to remove it from my computer that I own in my own house. Try it, though, and literally *everything* vanishes, because apparently you can't watch a video without ffmpeg (in case you need to transcode it for streaming), and ffmpeg can't work without imagemagick (in case you're tired of actual video formats and wanted to animate a series of .jpg files) and imagemagick can't work without the inline documentation system (in case you can't just google the actually readable online documentation in 2025), and the documentation system can't work without ghostscript (in case you wanted to convert your man pages to PDF for printing in a big binder on your desk in the year 2025), and ghostscript can't work without cups in case you wanted to convert your PDF to PS and the only reason you would want a postscript file is to pipe it directly to your laser printer that's enterprise enough to still have a postscript interpreter.
mastodon.monoceros.co.za
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Reposted by Darby Lines
Getting a newsletter from Charles Schwab with the top line article being "Sports Betting vs Investing: 4 Key Differences" makes me very terrified for the financial health of the US public.

https://www.schwab.com/learn/story/sports-betting-vs-investing-4-key-differences?cmp=em-XCS
Charles Schwab
www.schwab.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The Epstein files should be released, and all involved held accountable, for the sake of a little thing called “justice". That said, I look at the current discourse and all I see are the Democrats yet again desperately searching for something to “take out" Trump without requiring them to expend […]
Original post on union.place
union.place
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
For fuck's sake. Black Mirror is supposed to be a cautionary tale you absolute freaks.
https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c7ozmxoc5b2ky4iam2o36uic/post/3m5lntmbwxk2e
Radley Balko (@radleybalko.bsky.social)
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bsky.app
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Reposted by Darby Lines
the point of camo for a soldier is to obscure their position from the enemy. camo in an urban environment is completely different, and this forest green or desert pattern is functionally useless.

police only dress this way to project an image of power they should not have.
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
My favorite part of working in the office is these cracker motherfuckers just slinging around casual racism.
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Reposted by Darby Lines
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM