Andy Wheatley
@andywheatley.bsky.social
Independent Brand Strategist, CMO and former agency MD. Brands, politics, sustainability, rugby, life, child loss. More cheerful than it sounds. 1/2 Singaporean, 1/2 English. PA to His Excellency Field Marshal Juan Pablo Cardoza. andywheatley.com
It’s going to cause meltdown for some in the brand community but I love the Utah 2034 Winter Olympics logo.
November 29, 2025 at 12:03 PM
It’s going to cause meltdown for some in the brand community but I love the Utah 2034 Winter Olympics logo.
Why the rich and powerful couldn’t say no to Epstein.
Let me guess.
Greed? Above the law? Morals are for little people?
Let me guess.
Greed? Above the law? Morals are for little people?
November 29, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Why the rich and powerful couldn’t say no to Epstein.
Let me guess.
Greed? Above the law? Morals are for little people?
Let me guess.
Greed? Above the law? Morals are for little people?
I have little to no interest in gaming but I pay for my son’s XBox subscription which is going up from £14.99 per month to £22.99, an increase of 53%.
I’m going to have even less interest in paying for it now as well.
I’m going to have even less interest in paying for it now as well.
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I have little to no interest in gaming but I pay for my son’s XBox subscription which is going up from £14.99 per month to £22.99, an increase of 53%.
I’m going to have even less interest in paying for it now as well.
I’m going to have even less interest in paying for it now as well.
The Regiment regrets that, whilst all female officers are away for weekend manoeuvres, the Field Marshal has invaded the marital bed. I was awoken to this unacceptable sight this morning. As always, his special forces camouflage kept him hidden until he made the fatal mistake of grinning. #FMJPC
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The Regiment regrets that, whilst all female officers are away for weekend manoeuvres, the Field Marshal has invaded the marital bed. I was awoken to this unacceptable sight this morning. As always, his special forces camouflage kept him hidden until he made the fatal mistake of grinning. #FMJPC
Nigel Farage responds as ex-leader of Reform UK in Wales sentenced to 10-and-a-half years for taking pro-Russia bribes...
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Nigel Farage responds as ex-leader of Reform UK in Wales sentenced to 10-and-a-half years for taking pro-Russia bribes...
Change one letter and ruin a candy.
Traditional hand made cock.
Traditional hand made cock.
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Change one letter and ruin a candy.
Traditional hand made cock.
Traditional hand made cock.
A rather wonderfully atmospheric and evocative picture taken by @iandthej.bsky.social outside our local, The Golden Cross, in Cirencester this evening.
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
A rather wonderfully atmospheric and evocative picture taken by @iandthej.bsky.social outside our local, The Golden Cross, in Cirencester this evening.
Happy Friday from the Field Marshal, who is currently deploying his Bastard Infidel Sonar Cat Identification Tool (BISCIT*) to listen out for feline reprobates.
*Some call them ears
*Some call them ears
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Happy Friday from the Field Marshal, who is currently deploying his Bastard Infidel Sonar Cat Identification Tool (BISCIT*) to listen out for feline reprobates.
*Some call them ears
*Some call them ears
WPP hires McKinsey.
One for my irony testicles.
One for my irony testicles.
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
WPP hires McKinsey.
One for my irony testicles.
One for my irony testicles.
As everybody knows, Field Marshall is an elite military unit with very heavy muscles. At 2024’s inspection he weighed 14.5kg & was told to lose 2kg. Yesterday, he weighed 17kg. During his subsequent court martial he claimed he was told to put ON 2kg not lose it. The Regiment is investigating. #FMJPC
November 1, 2025 at 9:55 AM
As everybody knows, Field Marshall is an elite military unit with very heavy muscles. At 2024’s inspection he weighed 14.5kg & was told to lose 2kg. Yesterday, he weighed 17kg. During his subsequent court martial he claimed he was told to put ON 2kg not lose it. The Regiment is investigating. #FMJPC
Elon Musk. Ridiculously stupid.
What is it with this world that we confuse wealth or business success with intelligence?
What is it with this world that we confuse wealth or business success with intelligence?
October 29, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Elon Musk. Ridiculously stupid.
What is it with this world that we confuse wealth or business success with intelligence?
What is it with this world that we confuse wealth or business success with intelligence?
You know what drives me mad?
That so many awful and nasty people are becoming politicians.
That so many awful and nasty people are becoming politicians.
October 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
You know what drives me mad?
That so many awful and nasty people are becoming politicians.
That so many awful and nasty people are becoming politicians.
After a long day of feline border control, elite fighting machine Field Marshal JPC relaxes with his human bodyguard in the officer’s mess. Note that all weapons remain on display just in case a bastard infidel cat attacks. Rumours abound that this might be the manliest photo ever taken. #FMJPC
October 25, 2025 at 11:39 AM
After a long day of feline border control, elite fighting machine Field Marshal JPC relaxes with his human bodyguard in the officer’s mess. Note that all weapons remain on display just in case a bastard infidel cat attacks. Rumours abound that this might be the manliest photo ever taken. #FMJPC
Spent this evening at a candle-lit concert in the parish church in Cirencester listening to The Sixteen sing the music of Giovanni Palestrina, the Renaissance composer, for the opening night of the Cirencester History Festival. Just wonderful.
October 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Spent this evening at a candle-lit concert in the parish church in Cirencester listening to The Sixteen sing the music of Giovanni Palestrina, the Renaissance composer, for the opening night of the Cirencester History Festival. Just wonderful.
I currently split my working week between Yorkshire (client) and Gloucestershire (home). It’s a tough commute (yes - in a very privileged and middle class way) but having this fella waiting for me in Gloucestershire is really rather lovely.
October 18, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I currently split my working week between Yorkshire (client) and Gloucestershire (home). It’s a tough commute (yes - in a very privileged and middle class way) but having this fella waiting for me in Gloucestershire is really rather lovely.
I'm not sure but I think Field Marshal JPC's Bastard Infidel Sonar Cat Identification Tracker (Code name BISCIT) has malfunctioned. #FMJPC
October 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I'm not sure but I think Field Marshal JPC's Bastard Infidel Sonar Cat Identification Tracker (Code name BISCIT) has malfunctioned. #FMJPC
Raised a smile this morning.
October 5, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Raised a smile this morning.
He is in fine form, thank you for asking...
October 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
He is in fine form, thank you for asking...
Earlier this week, as part of an exercise in checking my online profile and making sure it was conducive to searches by potential clients, I asked ChatGPT to tell me what it knows about me. The following statement is one of my proudest achievements...
October 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Earlier this week, as part of an exercise in checking my online profile and making sure it was conducive to searches by potential clients, I asked ChatGPT to tell me what it knows about me. The following statement is one of my proudest achievements...
Dear Sir,
Imagine my surprise……
Imagine my surprise……
October 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Dear Sir,
Imagine my surprise……
Imagine my surprise……