Andy
@andytolk.bsky.social
He/Him. CPO. Socialist. Designer.
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Andy
@andytolk.bsky.social
· Nov 19
Genuinely couldn’t stand scrolling through the other cesspit anymore so here we go.
I will continue being a biased Chelsea fan and overtly left wing over here.
I will continue being a biased Chelsea fan and overtly left wing over here.
I’m sure this Estevao performance will leave people with completely normal expectations for an 18 year old.
But Jesus he looks good.
But Jesus he looks good.
August 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I’m sure this Estevao performance will leave people with completely normal expectations for an 18 year old.
But Jesus he looks good.
But Jesus he looks good.
This Chelsea side has quietly become physically formidable. Not even just strength, but pace, aggression, intensity, the lot.
July 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This Chelsea side has quietly become physically formidable. Not even just strength, but pace, aggression, intensity, the lot.
I find it somewhat bizarre to go through the ‘rough’ stage of Madueke’s development and bring him to the point where he looks like he could kick on, only to sell him for around the same fee as we are paying for Gittens. Who needs to go through the ‘rough’ stage of development.
July 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I find it somewhat bizarre to go through the ‘rough’ stage of Madueke’s development and bring him to the point where he looks like he could kick on, only to sell him for around the same fee as we are paying for Gittens. Who needs to go through the ‘rough’ stage of development.
Glad Partey is finally getting what’s coming to him, and I hope his victims can finally find some peace.
Heads should roll at Arsenal. Hard to imagine a way this could have been handled worse. Especially those safeguarding officers who blocked Partey’s victim on social media.
Heads should roll at Arsenal. Hard to imagine a way this could have been handled worse. Especially those safeguarding officers who blocked Partey’s victim on social media.
July 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Glad Partey is finally getting what’s coming to him, and I hope his victims can finally find some peace.
Heads should roll at Arsenal. Hard to imagine a way this could have been handled worse. Especially those safeguarding officers who blocked Partey’s victim on social media.
Heads should roll at Arsenal. Hard to imagine a way this could have been handled worse. Especially those safeguarding officers who blocked Partey’s victim on social media.
I don’t know how fit Guiu is, but we need someone who at least resembles a striker out there.
Neto looks completely lost.
Neto looks completely lost.
May 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I don’t know how fit Guiu is, but we need someone who at least resembles a striker out there.
Neto looks completely lost.
Neto looks completely lost.
3 out of 3 kits launched without a main sponsor under this ownership.
“Not terribly well managed on the football, sporting or promotional side” was it?
“Not terribly well managed on the football, sporting or promotional side” was it?
May 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
3 out of 3 kits launched without a main sponsor under this ownership.
“Not terribly well managed on the football, sporting or promotional side” was it?
“Not terribly well managed on the football, sporting or promotional side” was it?
Noni going ballistic at George for shooting over the bar and not passing.
30 seconds later, he does the exact same thing himself.
30 seconds later, he does the exact same thing himself.
April 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Noni going ballistic at George for shooting over the bar and not passing.
30 seconds later, he does the exact same thing himself.
30 seconds later, he does the exact same thing himself.
Genuinely hilarious that the Sporting Directors have no one else to blame for this managerial appointment.
Looking forward to how they try to spin Enzo’s sacking in May.
Looking forward to how they try to spin Enzo’s sacking in May.
April 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Genuinely hilarious that the Sporting Directors have no one else to blame for this managerial appointment.
Looking forward to how they try to spin Enzo’s sacking in May.
Looking forward to how they try to spin Enzo’s sacking in May.
Well. This has been bad hasn’t it.
March 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Well. This has been bad hasn’t it.
You just knew Palmer was never scoring that. Nothing quite going for him at the minute
March 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
You just knew Palmer was never scoring that. Nothing quite going for him at the minute
Hudson-Odoi continues to be better than all of our £250m worth of wingers.
Sold for £3m.
Sold for £3m.
March 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Hudson-Odoi continues to be better than all of our £250m worth of wingers.
Sold for £3m.
Sold for £3m.
Hope we don’t get a pen tonight in some ways. Palmer is definitely seeing it saved if we do at this rate.
Preserve his 100% record.
Preserve his 100% record.
February 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Hope we don’t get a pen tonight in some ways. Palmer is definitely seeing it saved if we do at this rate.
Preserve his 100% record.
Preserve his 100% record.
Neto leading the line really nicely tonight in fairness to him. His willingness to run constantly is what we desperately need when Jackson is out.
Great movement for his goal there.
Great movement for his goal there.
February 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Neto leading the line really nicely tonight in fairness to him. His willingness to run constantly is what we desperately need when Jackson is out.
Great movement for his goal there.
Great movement for his goal there.
Nkunku is currently really hard done by and also doing nothing to improve the situation.
He’s not a lone CF, we know that, he knows that, everyone knows that. But my god, when you get the chance to play, at least try and show something.
His head hasn’t been at Chelsea this season.
He’s not a lone CF, we know that, he knows that, everyone knows that. But my god, when you get the chance to play, at least try and show something.
His head hasn’t been at Chelsea this season.
February 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Nkunku is currently really hard done by and also doing nothing to improve the situation.
He’s not a lone CF, we know that, he knows that, everyone knows that. But my god, when you get the chance to play, at least try and show something.
His head hasn’t been at Chelsea this season.
He’s not a lone CF, we know that, he knows that, everyone knows that. But my god, when you get the chance to play, at least try and show something.
His head hasn’t been at Chelsea this season.
That’s a truly incredible mistake from Verbruggen
February 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
That’s a truly incredible mistake from Verbruggen
What do we actually do if Cucu gets injured now? Just plug in Gusto out of position at LB?
We all know we won’t rely on an academy player so we feel incredibly light there.
We all know we won’t rely on an academy player so we feel incredibly light there.
February 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
What do we actually do if Cucu gets injured now? Just plug in Gusto out of position at LB?
We all know we won’t rely on an academy player so we feel incredibly light there.
We all know we won’t rely on an academy player so we feel incredibly light there.
Credit to Neto, he’s been largely poor on blue so far, but he’s attacked this game since coming on and has made a huge difference
February 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Credit to Neto, he’s been largely poor on blue so far, but he’s attacked this game since coming on and has made a huge difference
If you can’t tell whether it’s touched Guiu’s head after 20 replays then just give the goal ffs.
February 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
If you can’t tell whether it’s touched Guiu’s head after 20 replays then just give the goal ffs.
Truly naive today. Both with and without the ball.
That was really poor from Trev too unfortunately to just be blind sided by the Foden movement.
That was really poor from Trev too unfortunately to just be blind sided by the Foden movement.
January 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Truly naive today. Both with and without the ball.
That was really poor from Trev too unfortunately to just be blind sided by the Foden movement.
That was really poor from Trev too unfortunately to just be blind sided by the Foden movement.
That is utterly unforgivable from Sanchez.
That’s not a momentary lapse in catching or saving, that is just fucking awful.
That’s not a momentary lapse in catching or saving, that is just fucking awful.
January 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
That is utterly unforgivable from Sanchez.
That’s not a momentary lapse in catching or saving, that is just fucking awful.
That’s not a momentary lapse in catching or saving, that is just fucking awful.
Madueke is so funny.
I really do rate him, I just can’t decide whether his comical selfishness at times is a sign of a player who will go far, or one that won’t quite make it at the top.
I really do rate him, I just can’t decide whether his comical selfishness at times is a sign of a player who will go far, or one that won’t quite make it at the top.
January 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Madueke is so funny.
I really do rate him, I just can’t decide whether his comical selfishness at times is a sign of a player who will go far, or one that won’t quite make it at the top.
I really do rate him, I just can’t decide whether his comical selfishness at times is a sign of a player who will go far, or one that won’t quite make it at the top.
We remain so fragile mentally.
The slightest hardship and we completely lose our way.
Glad it at least came before the break so we can try and adjust things this time.
The slightest hardship and we completely lose our way.
Glad it at least came before the break so we can try and adjust things this time.
January 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
We remain so fragile mentally.
The slightest hardship and we completely lose our way.
Glad it at least came before the break so we can try and adjust things this time.
The slightest hardship and we completely lose our way.
Glad it at least came before the break so we can try and adjust things this time.
Never going to be confident in a league game with KDH starting.
Can only hope he somehow steps up against better opposition.
Can only hope he somehow steps up against better opposition.
January 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Never going to be confident in a league game with KDH starting.
Can only hope he somehow steps up against better opposition.
Can only hope he somehow steps up against better opposition.
What?
VAR can be used to give a yellow?
That’s news to me, that’s quite clearly a red.
VAR can be used to give a yellow?
That’s news to me, that’s quite clearly a red.
January 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
What?
VAR can be used to give a yellow?
That’s news to me, that’s quite clearly a red.
VAR can be used to give a yellow?
That’s news to me, that’s quite clearly a red.
It’s obviously class as always from Palmer, but that was utterly brilliant from Nico.
He’s a truly unique kind of striker.
He’s a truly unique kind of striker.
January 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
It’s obviously class as always from Palmer, but that was utterly brilliant from Nico.
He’s a truly unique kind of striker.
He’s a truly unique kind of striker.