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Tired. So very, very tired.
Sounds like whamaggedon is upon us again then 🫡
the joker is wearing a purple jacket and a black shirt
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November 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Haven't we been here before? Operation "save big dog" springs to mind. And look how that ended both for the tories and for the country as a whole.
November 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Easy solution to this problem is to not wear any
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
You're a sub? I did hear that somewhere actually
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Oh, you wanted girth too? Should have checked my onlyfans then 🤭
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 AM
The "Heads I win, Tails you lose" joke from friends springs to mind
November 10, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I got you x (arm for scale)
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Given that we're discussing onlyfans, the immediate follow up question is.... eat what? 👀
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Is the health care in the room with us right now?
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 AM
That's an awfully compelling plot going on there, especially the last two 🥵
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Failing that an ewok gang sounds pretty cool too
a group of people are standing around a rabbit in a field .
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November 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
It was meant as a joke tbh, but the director general is a hefty 6 figure salary so it may still be worth it for him if he was genuinely offered it. As I said in response to someone else though it's probably a tie between Alan Carr and Claudia Winkleman at the moment 😂
November 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Has to be an even money race between Claudia Winkleman and Alan Carr given recent events
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November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Sunday's a day of rest, fairly sure that's a law or something, if not then it should be 🤭
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I remember studying the concept of the "pink pound" in marketing in uni. Our lecturer described it as one of the most lucrative demographics, even from a taxation perspective.

A lot of those red states are about to learn this the hard way and it couldn't happen to a nicer bunch.
November 9, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Same 😍
November 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
It always has been a wild ride on that show

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November 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Also worth mentioning that even though paper based isn't ideal it 1. currently works unlike a lot of the shoddy IT systems the tories bought off their mates and 2. isn't prone to screwing up and losing a bunch of data all at once and/or miscalculating release dates because, again, shoddy systems.
November 7, 2025 at 8:52 AM