Andy
@andymckmck.bsky.social
Cats! Books! Bad jokes! 🏳️🌈 he/him. Chicago
No -- this is cost per! And it includes some WILD assumptions about what a meal "requires"
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
No -- this is cost per! And it includes some WILD assumptions about what a meal "requires"
$55.18 for Thanksgiving for a family of 10!?!?!? I call so many flavors of bullshit. What is "AVERAGE" here??? I need to understand the underlying assumptions. And, like, I need people releasing these reports to understand that I am not ok with potatoes from a box without butter or milk.
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
$55.18 for Thanksgiving for a family of 10!?!?!? I call so many flavors of bullshit. What is "AVERAGE" here??? I need to understand the underlying assumptions. And, like, I need people releasing these reports to understand that I am not ok with potatoes from a box without butter or milk.
Ok but why is there a razor in the public restroom!!!!????! Like — no no no no no no
November 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Ok but why is there a razor in the public restroom!!!!????! Like — no no no no no no
Gym boyfriends numbers 3, 6 and 7 hardly acknowledged my existence today but at least Leviathan is impressed
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Gym boyfriends numbers 3, 6 and 7 hardly acknowledged my existence today but at least Leviathan is impressed
You’ve heard of curtains matching the drapes but what about polos matching the elevator
November 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
You’ve heard of curtains matching the drapes but what about polos matching the elevator
The gym bruh dudemanbruh / the dudemanbruh playlist (yes, still, 4 months later)
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The gym bruh dudemanbruh / the dudemanbruh playlist (yes, still, 4 months later)
Omg LOVE what he did for salt and for girls with umbrellas and can’t wait to see how he handles bread
October 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Omg LOVE what he did for salt and for girls with umbrellas and can’t wait to see how he handles bread
Listen, don't take my word for it
October 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Listen, don't take my word for it
I mean I truly don’t understand why there aren’t MORE people who want to be my husband with A++ dad joke material like this @bubbasparky.bsky.social
October 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I mean I truly don’t understand why there aren’t MORE people who want to be my husband with A++ dad joke material like this @bubbasparky.bsky.social
“You know we, as gay people, we get to choose our family”
October 10, 2025 at 11:44 AM
“You know we, as gay people, we get to choose our family”
Ok clearly I need to buy Hades 2 for the zaddy character cards. if nothing else… Halloween costume inspiration
October 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Ok clearly I need to buy Hades 2 for the zaddy character cards. if nothing else… Halloween costume inspiration
For those playing along at home, why yes, it’s still on at the kitty 🐆
September 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
For those playing along at home, why yes, it’s still on at the kitty 🐆
Ok obviously I am a gay who watches YouTube musical clips like they are the Super Bowl but just look at the CHOICES this one ensemble member is giving. Everyone else is singing while she is having a full blown summoning ritual on stage, I mean, she is EVOKING the sunshine like some pagan goddess
September 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Ok obviously I am a gay who watches YouTube musical clips like they are the Super Bowl but just look at the CHOICES this one ensemble member is giving. Everyone else is singing while she is having a full blown summoning ritual on stage, I mean, she is EVOKING the sunshine like some pagan goddess
Just so you all know my commitment to this deeply unserious semiannual series of selfies in a deeply unserious bathroom, I literally waited in line tonight to get this pic
August 31, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Just so you all know my commitment to this deeply unserious semiannual series of selfies in a deeply unserious bathroom, I literally waited in line tonight to get this pic
What if we crossed paths and 👉🏻👈🏻👉🏻👈🏻 silently acknowledged each other’s existence 👉🏻👈🏻👉🏻👈🏻
August 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
What if we crossed paths and 👉🏻👈🏻👉🏻👈🏻 silently acknowledged each other’s existence 👉🏻👈🏻👉🏻👈🏻
OK but do you really think Mulholland Drive is the second-best movie of the 21st century I am very open to your color commentary stillandy.substack.com/p/a-phantom-...
August 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
OK but do you really think Mulholland Drive is the second-best movie of the 21st century I am very open to your color commentary stillandy.substack.com/p/a-phantom-...
Gideon the Ninth reporting for duty at the local ren faire
August 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Gideon the Ninth reporting for duty at the local ren faire
I am so happy for and proud of whoever it was that convinced management at my gym that softcore muscle worship was what we need to see on gym TVs
August 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I am so happy for and proud of whoever it was that convinced management at my gym that softcore muscle worship was what we need to see on gym TVs
Just in time for Market Days I, like Tyra, have invented a totally new haircut no one has ever attempted before
August 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Just in time for Market Days I, like Tyra, have invented a totally new haircut no one has ever attempted before
Every day we fall further from god's grace.
August 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Every day we fall further from god's grace.
Poor Brett didn’t realize this skeet was about my haircut today and said “oh… you got the fuckboi cut again?” when I came home.
July 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Poor Brett didn’t realize this skeet was about my haircut today and said “oh… you got the fuckboi cut again?” when I came home.
We were the art at Queen x MCA. @jackmilligan.bsky.social
July 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
We were the art at Queen x MCA. @jackmilligan.bsky.social
These gays are trying to murder me!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
These gays are trying to murder me!!!!!!!!!!!!
“You look like a cute, fashionable, horny Boy Scout.” — @bubbasparky.bsky.social
July 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
“You look like a cute, fashionable, horny Boy Scout.” — @bubbasparky.bsky.social
:50-pound kettlebell swing-to-clean:
🎶 I’m done hiding 🎶
:deep squat deep squat deep squat:
🎶 now I’m shining 🎶
:tactical snatch:
🎶 like I’m born to be 🎶
:catch your breath and repeat:
🎶 I’m done hiding 🎶
:deep squat deep squat deep squat:
🎶 now I’m shining 🎶
:tactical snatch:
🎶 like I’m born to be 🎶
:catch your breath and repeat:
July 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
:50-pound kettlebell swing-to-clean:
🎶 I’m done hiding 🎶
:deep squat deep squat deep squat:
🎶 now I’m shining 🎶
:tactical snatch:
🎶 like I’m born to be 🎶
:catch your breath and repeat:
🎶 I’m done hiding 🎶
:deep squat deep squat deep squat:
🎶 now I’m shining 🎶
:tactical snatch:
🎶 like I’m born to be 🎶
:catch your breath and repeat: