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Andy Christmas Cougar!
@andycougar.bsky.social
The rumors are true! I have been voted the nerdiest age 30, male, gay, med student, cougar living in Chicago Land - 2025! Please hold your applause!
Now that MFF is over, it's time to calmly see what the next thing to look forward to is and make some reasonable plans. Ahem.

HAPPY DECEMBER, FRIENDS! I GOT THE ELF SUIT OUT AND IM BAKING CHRISTMAS COOKIES NON-STOP UNTIL THE BIG MAN HIMSELF COMES DOWN YOUR CHIMNEY! WOO!

🎨 @brieflyy33n.bsky.social
December 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
If you see me at MFF, I'll be giving away some sugar cookies!!! Feel free to say hi and get one while supplies last!!
December 4, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Birthday c:
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Bread
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
LOOKS LIKE ANDY'S BEEN BUSY IN THE KITCHEN
I haven't gotten the cookie cutters and piping equipment out for a little while, but whenever I do, this is what it looks like c:

🎨@oddlydistracted.bsky.social
October 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
WHOA THIS IS A JAM PACKED DAY (or should I say oatmeal packed)
October 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Baking mentioned c:
October 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The natural progression from trying to be all hot to having a wedgie- a story told for as long as I've been trying to flirt with guys who know I like being bullied c:
October 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Spooky season time... I always go all out...
October 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Being friends with Tokky has a lot of ups and ups again!! They have a real talent for finding me while I'm out and about and well... you can see what happens! Don't worry, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that the harder a bully pulls on your underwear, the more they like you :D
🎨 @tokky.gay
September 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
If you ever needed some encouragement to continue on as we leave summer and start fall in earnest, just remember to hang in there!! Something a surely well intentioned friend was trying to illustrate with a VERY thoroughly knotted hanging wedgie... Ow...

🎨 @anonfilesartist.bsky.social
September 28, 2025 at 4:19 AM
What flavor would my sona be... My nickname in some circles is Cheesecake so it only feels appropriate!! And something with citrus... and yellow... c:
September 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I made some ORANGE VANILLA mini cheesecakes for @umenzi-slanter.bsky.social 's birthday!!!
August 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Heading back to the gym today 😤
August 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
These are my lucky underwear, I hope you like them 🥺🥰
August 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This tracks cx One of the things it said to try is forced cuddling and omg I AGREE (only 58% though, huh!)
July 26, 2025 at 11:05 AM
*wiggles fingers* dont mind if I do
July 22, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Peak is really fun!! Getting to the top of the mountain with all your friends still alive is pretty hard, but scouts stick together and always have each other's backs!! Right Hatio-
ft @hatio.bsky.social @dovathelion.bsky.social

(my voice wasnt recorded but I was laughing the whole time)
July 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Progress pic!!!

Nothing crazy, but I'm proud of myself for sticking with working out for this long! I used to be embarrassed of my arms, but now I'm wearing tank tops and stuff!! All I need is a haircut now cx
July 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I hope you all had a wonderful Pride Month!! I for one am looking forward to getting down from here (for now, let's be real)... I'll keep being gay tho :D

Thanks to @brieflyy33n.bsky.social
June 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
i just found a gaemchanger
June 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I got this gym rat fella >:]
April 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
LOOK AT THESE TACOS I MADE (with @umenzi-slanter.bsky.social 's help)
April 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Setting up for date night 🥰
March 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
SHAKSHUKA
March 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM