Andy Welfle 🛰️
@andy.wtf
Co-author of “Writing is Designing”. Content design + product UX in San Francisco. Pencil podcaster, zine maker, cat petter and Star Trek watcher. Red hot like pizza supper. Black lives still matter. He/him. http://andy.wtf
You’re at Elmo
I need you at Patsy
I need you at Patsy
you’re at salt.
i need you at pepa
i need you at pepa
You're at Tegan.
I need you at Sara.
I need you at Sara.
November 12, 2025 at 5:38 AM
You’re at Elmo
I need you at Patsy
I need you at Patsy
a SPACE for my PDFs you say?
adobe, you sonofabitch, you did it again. I'm in
adobe, you sonofabitch, you did it again. I'm in
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
a SPACE for my PDFs you say?
adobe, you sonofabitch, you did it again. I'm in
adobe, you sonofabitch, you did it again. I'm in
Over the last week or so, I've been exploring how those silly LinkedInfluencer posts can look and act like poetry.
And — in true Andy fashion — I'm turning it into a zine idea!
Read more about it:
asterisms.lol/posts/corpor...
And — in true Andy fashion — I'm turning it into a zine idea!
Read more about it:
asterisms.lol/posts/corpor...
Corporate Memphis, but for poetry - asterisms
You know what Corporate Memphis is — it's the official-unofficial name for that particular illustration style of cartoony figures, maybe with disproportionately sized hands and legs, often ...
asterisms.lol
November 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Over the last week or so, I've been exploring how those silly LinkedInfluencer posts can look and act like poetry.
And — in true Andy fashion — I'm turning it into a zine idea!
Read more about it:
asterisms.lol/posts/corpor...
And — in true Andy fashion — I'm turning it into a zine idea!
Read more about it:
asterisms.lol/posts/corpor...
We saw you from across the room and really like your vibe
November 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
We saw you from across the room and really like your vibe
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Leslie Sbrocco is one of our national treasures, not only SF’s. Check Please, Bay Area was such a fantastic intro to my new home when I moved here 11 years ago.
"The concept sounds simple, but when the show first aired on Nov. 3, 2005, it was revolutionary. Yelp was still in its infancy. Tuning in to see if your favorite neighborhood joint got picked became a cultural pastime." (via @sfgate.com)
She's one of the Bay Area's favorite TV hosts. 5 years of hell won't stop her.
"She was like a welcoming hug for everyone who was on the show."
www.sfgate.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Leslie Sbrocco is one of our national treasures, not only SF’s. Check Please, Bay Area was such a fantastic intro to my new home when I moved here 11 years ago.
Any rich republican shitbags leaving NYC want to sell me their apartment for cheap?
November 5, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Any rich republican shitbags leaving NYC want to sell me their apartment for cheap?
Reposted by Andy Welfle 🛰️
Today started with a war criminal’s death and ended with a socialist getting elected mayor of NY.
What a good day.
What a good day.
November 5, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Today started with a war criminal’s death and ended with a socialist getting elected mayor of NY.
What a good day.
What a good day.
Reposted by Andy Welfle 🛰️
Completely forgot that I made a list of content designers you can follow when I first signed up to Bluesky. Here they are look. Absolute word nerds, the lot of them.
go.bsky.app/7Pm7ERf
go.bsky.app/7Pm7ERf
November 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Completely forgot that I made a list of content designers you can follow when I first signed up to Bluesky. Here they are look. Absolute word nerds, the lot of them.
go.bsky.app/7Pm7ERf
go.bsky.app/7Pm7ERf
Excited to explore synergies in the romantic connections vertical, LATAM region.
November 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Excited to explore synergies in the romantic connections vertical, LATAM region.
Aww yisss Pebble is BACK
October 31, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Aww yisss Pebble is BACK
Okay, y'all are very smart and funny, so I need your help:
I'm trying to give a name to the genre of LinkedIn influencer post. You know what I mean: short, stuccato sentences on single lines, rapid-fire threes of bullet points, a question at the end of for engagement.
(con't...)
I'm trying to give a name to the genre of LinkedIn influencer post. You know what I mean: short, stuccato sentences on single lines, rapid-fire threes of bullet points, a question at the end of for engagement.
(con't...)
October 31, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Okay, y'all are very smart and funny, so I need your help:
I'm trying to give a name to the genre of LinkedIn influencer post. You know what I mean: short, stuccato sentences on single lines, rapid-fire threes of bullet points, a question at the end of for engagement.
(con't...)
I'm trying to give a name to the genre of LinkedIn influencer post. You know what I mean: short, stuccato sentences on single lines, rapid-fire threes of bullet points, a question at the end of for engagement.
(con't...)
Excited to become the 11th Canadian province (or maybe the South Territory?) and finally get some of that sweet universal health care nectar
In a twist no one could have predicted, Canada becomes the president of the United States
Trump’s Tariff Tantrum Backfires as Americans Choose Canada Over Him in Devastating U.S. Poll
President Donald Trump has found himself on the wrong side of the numbers—and the ridicule—after CNN’s data guru tore into his latest spat with Canada.
dailyboulder.com
October 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Excited to become the 11th Canadian province (or maybe the South Territory?) and finally get some of that sweet universal health care nectar
Jimmy cracked corn, and I sued him to not save seeds to replant on his own (Monsanto)
Jimmy cracked corn, and I sent him a cease and desist letter (Adobe legal department)
Jimmy cracked corn and I do care (empath)
October 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Jimmy cracked corn, and I sued him to not save seeds to replant on his own (Monsanto)
It smells very good in here.
October 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
It smells very good in here.
Ah yes, the three genders —
OpenAI’s Sora gets knocked out of the #1 spot in the App Store — by Dave’s Hot Chicken, which is promoting ‘free sliders’ to celebrate Drake’s birthday.”
- MS desk
- MS desk
October 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Ah yes, the three genders —
I get one of those scammer texts every once in a while, and usually they're just dumb like "hello" or "where are we meeting for lunch?"
I was not prepared for how... existentially dread-laden this would be.
I was not prepared for how... existentially dread-laden this would be.
October 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I get one of those scammer texts every once in a while, and usually they're just dumb like "hello" or "where are we meeting for lunch?"
I was not prepared for how... existentially dread-laden this would be.
I was not prepared for how... existentially dread-laden this would be.
@aaronmbushnell.com "DAVID! DAAAAVID! This quilt is stitched with love, Daaaavid!" www.vulture.com/article/harv...
Harvey Fierstein Is Now a Full-Time Quilter
The seven-time Tony winner is writing a book on his later-in-life career change.
www.vulture.com
October 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
@aaronmbushnell.com "DAVID! DAAAAVID! This quilt is stitched with love, Daaaavid!" www.vulture.com/article/harv...
I wish this photo was a little sharper, but I'm trying to get better at on-the-fly street photography.
October 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I wish this photo was a little sharper, but I'm trying to get better at on-the-fly street photography.
A few pictures I took that I like from my trip to Chicago and Fort Wayne this summer (my fave of course is the one featuring @pui.bsky.social)
October 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
A few pictures I took that I like from my trip to Chicago and Fort Wayne this summer (my fave of course is the one featuring @pui.bsky.social)
I just got mine in the mail and it’s so fun and cute! Anyone who knows what a Chick tract is will recognize the vibe.
But like, with good advice rather than eternal damnation.
But like, with good advice rather than eternal damnation.
Look, if I’m shipping zines I’m not doom scrolling. If you’re reading zines you're not doom scrolling. This feels very win/win to me. www.mulebooks.com/store/dont-b...
Don't Build the Torment Nexus! zine — MULE BOOKS
It’s a wee 3×5 zine with an essay inside and some fun collages. You want it. You want more than one.
www.mulebooks.com
October 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I just got mine in the mail and it’s so fun and cute! Anyone who knows what a Chick tract is will recognize the vibe.
But like, with good advice rather than eternal damnation.
But like, with good advice rather than eternal damnation.
This is very ugly and silly and I want one. circuitmess.com/products/nas...
NASA Artemis Watch 2.0 | Programmable Smartwatch | CircuitMess
CircuitMess Artemis Watch is a DIY, NASA-themed smartwatch you build & code. Customize watch faces, create apps, and learn STEM skills. Connects via Bluetooth.
circuitmess.com
September 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This is very ugly and silly and I want one. circuitmess.com/products/nas...
Today is Truth and Reconciliation Day in Canada.
And it's Fuck You and Stay Mad Day in the US — as it is every day.
And it's Fuck You and Stay Mad Day in the US — as it is every day.
September 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Today is Truth and Reconciliation Day in Canada.
And it's Fuck You and Stay Mad Day in the US — as it is every day.
And it's Fuck You and Stay Mad Day in the US — as it is every day.
HMW find an opportunity to take a nap, so that we can rest, and because we want to hide from the world
September 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
HMW find an opportunity to take a nap, so that we can rest, and because we want to hide from the world