Luke Kruger-Howard
@andsoluke.bsky.social
Cartoonist, obsessed with solving your murder. www.goesbooks.com and www.footballamericadream.com and instagram.com/andsoluke/
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Luke Kruger-Howard
@andsoluke.bsky.social
· Feb 20
We need to move beyond LMAO. I've come up with a few alternatives:
LMTO=laugh my testicles open
GMTO=giggle my tits off
CMGS=chortle my gooch sideways
CMCA=cackle my coochy apart
HHMHW=ha ha my holes wide
LMAITSOAHATYWMAAAH=Laugh my ass into the shape of a hat and then you wear my ass as a hat
LMTO=laugh my testicles open
GMTO=giggle my tits off
CMGS=chortle my gooch sideways
CMCA=cackle my coochy apart
HHMHW=ha ha my holes wide
LMAITSOAHATYWMAAAH=Laugh my ass into the shape of a hat and then you wear my ass as a hat
There is exactly a one hundred percent chance these people have copies of Mein Kampf under their pillows and masturbate to the curb stomp scene in American History X. They are so chubbed up over the idea of being in the Third Reich, it’s pathetic.
"Western civilization," the font, the 11 stars - 11 states in the confederacy, for the record.
Why is this never news? Why are we letting our government agencies do this sort of thing while the news agencies report on hallucinated trade deals and act like everything is normal
Why is this never news? Why are we letting our government agencies do this sort of thing while the news agencies report on hallucinated trade deals and act like everything is normal
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
There is exactly a one hundred percent chance these people have copies of Mein Kampf under their pillows and masturbate to the curb stomp scene in American History X. They are so chubbed up over the idea of being in the Third Reich, it’s pathetic.
I was very touched to be asked to design a cover for MOUNTAINS ON FIRE by Aram Yardumian. Published by El Martillo Press, the book is something I highly recommend. Beautiful writing. Relevant as it ever was. Support this book by reading. It is worth it. www.elmartillopress.com/product-page...
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I was very touched to be asked to design a cover for MOUNTAINS ON FIRE by Aram Yardumian. Published by El Martillo Press, the book is something I highly recommend. Beautiful writing. Relevant as it ever was. Support this book by reading. It is worth it. www.elmartillopress.com/product-page...
There is no exaggeration when I say that this is one of the best memoirs I have ever read. Be careful if you have trouble reading about abuse, or hating your body, or starving your body, or hating yourself. There's potential for healing in this book, but it's by way of fire and it will burn you.
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
There is no exaggeration when I say that this is one of the best memoirs I have ever read. Be careful if you have trouble reading about abuse, or hating your body, or starving your body, or hating yourself. There's potential for healing in this book, but it's by way of fire and it will burn you.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you have seen
Bridge School Benefit 1999 (Brian Wilson, Green Day, Lucinda Williams, Neil Young, Pearl Jam, Sheryl Crow, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Who, Tom Waits)
Korn/Slipknot
They Might Be Giants
Andrew Bird
Arcade Fire
Bridge School Benefit 1999 (Brian Wilson, Green Day, Lucinda Williams, Neil Young, Pearl Jam, Sheryl Crow, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Who, Tom Waits)
Korn/Slipknot
They Might Be Giants
Andrew Bird
Arcade Fire
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you have seen
Bridge School Benefit 1999 (Brian Wilson, Green Day, Lucinda Williams, Neil Young, Pearl Jam, Sheryl Crow, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Who, Tom Waits)
Korn/Slipknot
They Might Be Giants
Andrew Bird
Arcade Fire
Bridge School Benefit 1999 (Brian Wilson, Green Day, Lucinda Williams, Neil Young, Pearl Jam, Sheryl Crow, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Who, Tom Waits)
Korn/Slipknot
They Might Be Giants
Andrew Bird
Arcade Fire
No pride in genocide
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
No pride in genocide
National Guard troops need to conscientiously object in mass to these deployments.
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
National Guard troops need to conscientiously object in mass to these deployments.
I think everyone needs to take at least 50 years off of anything Star Wars. Let's just calm it down for a half century. Everyone get outside for a hand's worth of decades.
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I think everyone needs to take at least 50 years off of anything Star Wars. Let's just calm it down for a half century. Everyone get outside for a hand's worth of decades.
👏there👏is👏no👏ceasefire👏
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
👏there👏is👏no👏ceasefire👏
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special...
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special...
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special...
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special...
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The thing about Trump saying it’s fine for Mamdani to call him a fascist is that he genuinely thinks all of this is kayfabe, just as he could insult Rubio or Cruz but still work with them. It’s not possible for him to imagine other people being sincere about anything.
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The thing about Trump saying it’s fine for Mamdani to call him a fascist is that he genuinely thinks all of this is kayfabe, just as he could insult Rubio or Cruz but still work with them. It’s not possible for him to imagine other people being sincere about anything.
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Also another reminder that <10 people in Washington - all of whom are Republicans & all of whom keep getting total daily free passes from the media about their cowardice - could end most of the madness tomorrow by simply caucusing with the Democrats & giving them control of both the House & Senate.
Suddenly the special election in TN-07 becomes potentially hugely consequential. It shouldn’t be competitive, but if Democrats steal it, when Greene resigns the Republican majority will be down to 218-216 w a sure Dem seat with no special scheduled in Texas.
Just catching up; what’s the significance of Jan 5? Does waiting until then affect when the special will be scheduled?
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Also another reminder that <10 people in Washington - all of whom are Republicans & all of whom keep getting total daily free passes from the media about their cowardice - could end most of the madness tomorrow by simply caucusing with the Democrats & giving them control of both the House & Senate.
This November I’m writing 30 novels about masturbation in 30 days.
November 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This November I’m writing 30 novels about masturbation in 30 days.
They don’t give a shit about us.
Former Vice-President Kamala Harris and Senator Lindsey Graham greet each other at Dick Cheney’s funeral.
Photo: Getty Images
Photo: Getty Images
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
They don’t give a shit about us.
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“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
I don’t know which is funnier, when my little kids fart in their sleep or when I fart and they laugh at my farts in their sleep.
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I don’t know which is funnier, when my little kids fart in their sleep or when I fart and they laugh at my farts in their sleep.
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Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
AI bad.
This is a nuts story. An AI chatbot and image platform left millions of images exposed. They show what people are actually using the AI for: taking random women's yearbook, graduation, and social media photos and making super realistic hardcore porn with them
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
Massive Leak Shows Erotic Chatbot Users Turned Women’s Yearbook Pictures Into AI Porn
Chatbot roleplay and image generator platform SecretDesires.ai left cloud storage containers of nearly two million of images and videos exposed, including photos and full names of women from social me...
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
AI bad.
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"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters
‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters
Kamala Harris criticized Joe Biden's Administration, saying they should have been more willing to publicly criticize Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu over Gaza
The post ‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen
Hiding in the woods like bitches
People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.
People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen
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I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
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The Epstein bill is headed to Trump’s desk as we speak.
So, what now? Well, a lot of panic, it seems. I have seen every single possible worst case scenario all over social media in the last hour, so let’s go through this step by step. My only request, read the whole thing before commenting.
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So, what now? Well, a lot of panic, it seems. I have seen every single possible worst case scenario all over social media in the last hour, so let’s go through this step by step. My only request, read the whole thing before commenting.
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November 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The Epstein bill is headed to Trump’s desk as we speak.
So, what now? Well, a lot of panic, it seems. I have seen every single possible worst case scenario all over social media in the last hour, so let’s go through this step by step. My only request, read the whole thing before commenting.
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So, what now? Well, a lot of panic, it seems. I have seen every single possible worst case scenario all over social media in the last hour, so let’s go through this step by step. My only request, read the whole thing before commenting.
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A turkey with all the surroundings
November 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
A turkey with all the surroundings
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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This is the food distribution line at Nellis Air Force Base in Las Vegas 11/7/25. This is what Trump doesn't want you to see.
November 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is the food distribution line at Nellis Air Force Base in Las Vegas 11/7/25. This is what Trump doesn't want you to see.