Andrew Stones
@andrewstones.com
UK-based multi-disciplinary artist
@salmonsongs.com for sound and music releases
@mistersalmon.com for activities under that alias
DMs disabled (age non-verified)
@salmonsongs.com for sound and music releases
@mistersalmon.com for activities under that alias
DMs disabled (age non-verified)
But my son is otherworldly.
If he's anything.
If he's anything.
December 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
But my son is otherworldly.
If he's anything.
If he's anything.
I meant ’soh’: ‘sense of humour’!
But I will pass on your appreciation to my non-existent offspring. Just in case.
But I will pass on your appreciation to my non-existent offspring. Just in case.
December 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I meant ’soh’: ‘sense of humour’!
But I will pass on your appreciation to my non-existent offspring. Just in case.
But I will pass on your appreciation to my non-existent offspring. Just in case.
SHREKS WILL SAVE US!
(See what you did with your post text. Ignoring it.)
(See what you did with your post text. Ignoring it.)
December 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
SHREKS WILL SAVE US!
(See what you did with your post text. Ignoring it.)
(See what you did with your post text. Ignoring it.)
That’s definitely the vibe!
I do find quite a bit of wry humour in the man/woman juxtapositions in your collages.
(Don’t know if it’s intended. My own soh leans into a "we’re all doomed, but let’s grimly enjoy the ridiculous ways in which we’re part if the problem" position.)
I do find quite a bit of wry humour in the man/woman juxtapositions in your collages.
(Don’t know if it’s intended. My own soh leans into a "we’re all doomed, but let’s grimly enjoy the ridiculous ways in which we’re part if the problem" position.)
December 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
That’s definitely the vibe!
I do find quite a bit of wry humour in the man/woman juxtapositions in your collages.
(Don’t know if it’s intended. My own soh leans into a "we’re all doomed, but let’s grimly enjoy the ridiculous ways in which we’re part if the problem" position.)
I do find quite a bit of wry humour in the man/woman juxtapositions in your collages.
(Don’t know if it’s intended. My own soh leans into a "we’re all doomed, but let’s grimly enjoy the ridiculous ways in which we’re part if the problem" position.)
OTOH, we’re sometimes too selfishly cool to reveal anything much outside of the work itself, in case we help another to an opportunity we have our own eye on, or upset a relationship we might later benefit from. Hence the often stilted chat at openings etc, when no-one says what they really think.
December 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
OTOH, we’re sometimes too selfishly cool to reveal anything much outside of the work itself, in case we help another to an opportunity we have our own eye on, or upset a relationship we might later benefit from. Hence the often stilted chat at openings etc, when no-one says what they really think.
Useful thoughts to bear in mind always, @sedserio.com. Obv an artistic life can be hard won and not too rewarding, financially, so perhaps artists among themselves err on the side of comradely positivity. I’ve had friendships cool off quickly after I’ve paid real attention to someone else’s work.
December 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Useful thoughts to bear in mind always, @sedserio.com. Obv an artistic life can be hard won and not too rewarding, financially, so perhaps artists among themselves err on the side of comradely positivity. I’ve had friendships cool off quickly after I’ve paid real attention to someone else’s work.
Why not leaven the new name with humour: the 'Das Kapital Party'?
'DKP' rolls nicely off the tongue...
'DKP' rolls nicely off the tongue...
December 7, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Why not leaven the new name with humour: the 'Das Kapital Party'?
'DKP' rolls nicely off the tongue...
'DKP' rolls nicely off the tongue...
Tempting to wonder who in govt listens to the 'masses' outwith of election campaigns...
Except that: the loudest of the 'masses' are currently tacking towards outright racism, and the govt is making policy in response to that... so there is listening, but it's selective.
Except that: the loudest of the 'masses' are currently tacking towards outright racism, and the govt is making policy in response to that... so there is listening, but it's selective.
December 7, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Tempting to wonder who in govt listens to the 'masses' outwith of election campaigns...
Except that: the loudest of the 'masses' are currently tacking towards outright racism, and the govt is making policy in response to that... so there is listening, but it's selective.
Except that: the loudest of the 'masses' are currently tacking towards outright racism, and the govt is making policy in response to that... so there is listening, but it's selective.
Perhaps Lab are too weak-minded, individually and overall, to imagine governing a diverse nation without recourse to authoritarianism. To do that, today, you need to be both nimble-minded and able to make strong arguments when needed, and they're just not up to it.
December 7, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Perhaps Lab are too weak-minded, individually and overall, to imagine governing a diverse nation without recourse to authoritarianism. To do that, today, you need to be both nimble-minded and able to make strong arguments when needed, and they're just not up to it.
That sounds horribly plausible. Poss some of what you refer to is the result of *behaviours* happening at the level of group instinct, rather than actual conspiritorial thinking. After all, some of the main players are obv not the brightest buttons in the box...
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
That sounds horribly plausible. Poss some of what you refer to is the result of *behaviours* happening at the level of group instinct, rather than actual conspiritorial thinking. After all, some of the main players are obv not the brightest buttons in the box...
I have one of those! Compared to some of the material you post, the cover artwork is quite... weak? amateurish? esp in the details.
Prob a thesis to be written abt cultural snobbery (twds US pop culture) vs UK educated class's belief in the necessity of its artistic outputs, whatever the quality.
Prob a thesis to be written abt cultural snobbery (twds US pop culture) vs UK educated class's belief in the necessity of its artistic outputs, whatever the quality.
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I have one of those! Compared to some of the material you post, the cover artwork is quite... weak? amateurish? esp in the details.
Prob a thesis to be written abt cultural snobbery (twds US pop culture) vs UK educated class's belief in the necessity of its artistic outputs, whatever the quality.
Prob a thesis to be written abt cultural snobbery (twds US pop culture) vs UK educated class's belief in the necessity of its artistic outputs, whatever the quality.
...for people who enjoy the spectacle of others being humiliated.
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
...for people who enjoy the spectacle of others being humiliated.
+1. Many similar experiences.
December 5, 2025 at 10:49 AM
+1. Many similar experiences.
Racism is racism, and pushback there is needed, but regarding the wider point on the NHS, the cited article states: "[Despite these trends] the total number of nurses, midwives and nursing associates on the register has grown to 860,801, the highest number ever. A record 96,593 (12%) are men."
December 5, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Racism is racism, and pushback there is needed, but regarding the wider point on the NHS, the cited article states: "[Despite these trends] the total number of nurses, midwives and nursing associates on the register has grown to 860,801, the highest number ever. A record 96,593 (12%) are men."
Thrilled to be... Thrilled that my... Thrilled to see our...
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Thrilled to be... Thrilled that my... Thrilled to see our...
Never pull a noodle.
Keep that hand away.
Keep that hand away.
December 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Never pull a noodle.
Keep that hand away.
Keep that hand away.
Stranger that you should think of such Things
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Stranger that you should think of such Things
If we don’t advocate for intelligence, generosity, magnanimity, humility as highly sought-after aspects of character (whatever sex/gender), we’ll live in a social hellscape.
End of preach.
End of preach.
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
If we don’t advocate for intelligence, generosity, magnanimity, humility as highly sought-after aspects of character (whatever sex/gender), we’ll live in a social hellscape.
End of preach.
End of preach.
If we don’t advocate for intelligence, curiosity, generosity, magnanimity, humility as highly sought-after aspects of character (whatever sex/gender), we’ll live in a social hellscape.
End of preach.
End of preach.
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
If we don’t advocate for intelligence, curiosity, generosity, magnanimity, humility as highly sought-after aspects of character (whatever sex/gender), we’ll live in a social hellscape.
End of preach.
End of preach.
What you do, the way you live, your humane qualities, regardless of socio-economic status, are your inviolable achievements.
Seek relationships (sexual or not) that fit with that. Other kinds of achievement are worth doodly-squat; other kinds of relationship are probably merely transactional.
Seek relationships (sexual or not) that fit with that. Other kinds of achievement are worth doodly-squat; other kinds of relationship are probably merely transactional.
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
What you do, the way you live, your humane qualities, regardless of socio-economic status, are your inviolable achievements.
Seek relationships (sexual or not) that fit with that. Other kinds of achievement are worth doodly-squat; other kinds of relationship are probably merely transactional.
Seek relationships (sexual or not) that fit with that. Other kinds of achievement are worth doodly-squat; other kinds of relationship are probably merely transactional.
’Provider status’? It’s taken away in an instant, by ill-health, at the whim of employer, company, govt, etc, no matter how avidly you strive for it, attain, guard, perform or signal it.
It’s half-witted to suggest that it’s reliably in anyone’s gift, especially throughout a lifetime.
It’s half-witted to suggest that it’s reliably in anyone’s gift, especially throughout a lifetime.
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
’Provider status’? It’s taken away in an instant, by ill-health, at the whim of employer, company, govt, etc, no matter how avidly you strive for it, attain, guard, perform or signal it.
It’s half-witted to suggest that it’s reliably in anyone’s gift, especially throughout a lifetime.
It’s half-witted to suggest that it’s reliably in anyone’s gift, especially throughout a lifetime.
What you do, the way you live, your humane qualities, regardless of socio-economic status, are your inviolable achievements.
Seek relationships (sexual or not) that fit with that. Other kinds of achievement are worth doodly-squat; other kinds of relationship are probably merely transactional.
Seek relationships (sexual or not) that fit with that. Other kinds of achievement are worth doodly-squat; other kinds of relationship are probably merely transactional.
December 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
What you do, the way you live, your humane qualities, regardless of socio-economic status, are your inviolable achievements.
Seek relationships (sexual or not) that fit with that. Other kinds of achievement are worth doodly-squat; other kinds of relationship are probably merely transactional.
Seek relationships (sexual or not) that fit with that. Other kinds of achievement are worth doodly-squat; other kinds of relationship are probably merely transactional.