Andrew Pfister
@andrewpfister.bsky.social
Dogs | Beer League Hockey Player | Nintendo Treehouse (opinions are my own)
You are not alone.
You are not alone.
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Me patiently waiting in line while the person in front of me angrily argues with the cashier.
December 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Me patiently waiting in line while the person in front of me angrily argues with the cashier.
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It's that time of year again
December 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It's that time of year again
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happy cyber monday!
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
happy cyber monday!
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'Tis the season once again!
Around this time of year, people who strung their Christmas lights the wrong way start wandering into hardware stores looking for what they later find out is often called a "suicide cable."
Around this time of year, people who strung their Christmas lights the wrong way start wandering into hardware stores looking for what they later find out is often called a "suicide cable."
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
'Tis the season once again!
Around this time of year, people who strung their Christmas lights the wrong way start wandering into hardware stores looking for what they later find out is often called a "suicide cable."
Around this time of year, people who strung their Christmas lights the wrong way start wandering into hardware stores looking for what they later find out is often called a "suicide cable."
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bumper sticker prime time
November 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
bumper sticker prime time
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Doesn’t get much better
Badgers invisible on the field literally, and so far footballically
Badgers invisible on the field literally, and so far footballically
November 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Doesn’t get much better
Badgers invisible on the field literally, and so far footballically
Badgers invisible on the field literally, and so far footballically
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Flakes starting to accumulate for Colorado/K-State (FS1)
Seasonal reminder that if you see a football-in-the-snow game on TV you are obligated to immediately inform the rest of us
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Flakes starting to accumulate for Colorado/K-State (FS1)
Seasonal reminder that if you see a football-in-the-snow game on TV you are obligated to immediately inform the rest of us
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Seasonal reminder that if you see a football-in-the-snow game on TV you are obligated to immediately inform the rest of us
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Nation Tires Of Deals, Bargains https://theonion.com/nation-tires-of-deals-bargains/
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Nation Tires Of Deals, Bargains https://theonion.com/nation-tires-of-deals-bargains/
*swelling up a bit*
That was a good decorative gourd season, motherfuckers
That was a good decorative gourd season, motherfuckers
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
*swelling up a bit*
That was a good decorative gourd season, motherfuckers
That was a good decorative gourd season, motherfuckers
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i'm way better than all of the dogs in the dog show. i can ride a bike, i can cook meals, and i'm very familiar with computers. i can do all kinds of things that they will never be able to do
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
i'm way better than all of the dogs in the dog show. i can ride a bike, i can cook meals, and i'm very familiar with computers. i can do all kinds of things that they will never be able to do
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
Mirroring the pilgrims’ original experience, I am thankful that the plumber’s putty and ABS solvent weld on my new bathtub drain are seemingly holding strong on initial leak tests
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Mirroring the pilgrims’ original experience, I am thankful that the plumber’s putty and ABS solvent weld on my new bathtub drain are seemingly holding strong on initial leak tests
CHORUS: THE LIZZA PAMPHLET
BLUESKY: Have you read this?!?!
ME: No! (Boo)
BLUESKY: Have you read this?!?!
ME: No! (Boo)
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
CHORUS: THE LIZZA PAMPHLET
BLUESKY: Have you read this?!?!
ME: No! (Boo)
BLUESKY: Have you read this?!?!
ME: No! (Boo)
whoa
It's objectively strange that Chrono Trigger is the name of a JRPG series about time travellers dealing with a crisis, and Time Crisis a series of light gun games.
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 AM
whoa
It’s Heave Ho Season
Mariah doesn’t have a song for it, but she should
www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
Mariah doesn’t have a song for it, but she should
www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It’s Heave Ho Season
Mariah doesn’t have a song for it, but she should
www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
Mariah doesn’t have a song for it, but she should
www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
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This is so funny because recipes can literally already be copied and reposted with no attribution or copyright. All AI does here is add statistical noise and make the stolen content useless. AI can’t even steal content without fucking it up.
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
This is so funny because recipes can literally already be copied and reposted with no attribution or copyright. All AI does here is add statistical noise and make the stolen content useless. AI can’t even steal content without fucking it up.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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Isn't it so weird to deeply know in your bones something obvious with no equivocation, for years and years, and then to one day see articles about people wondering if maybe the incredibly obvious thing you've known this whole time might be happening, as if the media is discovering it now??
“This is total armageddon for the online right. It’s looking like half of their large accounts were foreigners posing as Americans all along.”
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Isn't it so weird to deeply know in your bones something obvious with no equivocation, for years and years, and then to one day see articles about people wondering if maybe the incredibly obvious thing you've known this whole time might be happening, as if the media is discovering it now??
I did it 35 minutes ago, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I did it 35 minutes ago, Charlie Brown
6-7, Charlie Brown
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
You're too short for that gesture, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
6-7, Charlie Brown