Andrew A. Gill
@andrewagill.bsky.social
If you know what I mean (& I think you do), please contact me because it is increasingly clear I do not (he/him/himself/his/hizzoner)
Looking good, sir
December 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Looking good, sir
Looks like severe supination of the foot. The shoe seems to be coming apart due to it, or maybe he just buys cheap shoes that only last a month or two.
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Looks like severe supination of the foot. The shoe seems to be coming apart due to it, or maybe he just buys cheap shoes that only last a month or two.
Roman legionnaire coming home forced to tell his family how much he lost on this crap
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Roman legionnaire coming home forced to tell his family how much he lost on this crap
Not give us a medal for being so brave and honest on the telephone
Not bawled us out and told us never to be seen driving garbage around the vicinity again
But a secret third thing
Not bawled us out and told us never to be seen driving garbage around the vicinity again
But a secret third thing
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Not give us a medal for being so brave and honest on the telephone
Not bawled us out and told us never to be seen driving garbage around the vicinity again
But a secret third thing
Not bawled us out and told us never to be seen driving garbage around the vicinity again
But a secret third thing
Today is the only day you can say this.
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Today is the only day you can say this.
(this is a criticism of Barro, not Erb, to be clear. Though Johnson really could be insufferable, we wanted him to be that way)
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
(this is a criticism of Barro, not Erb, to be clear. Though Johnson really could be insufferable, we wanted him to be that way)
When the Wind Blows made this exact point. The retired couple facing nuclear war thinks back fondly to the days of huddling in a bomb shelter or how much Stalin seemed like a nice uncle
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
When the Wind Blows made this exact point. The retired couple facing nuclear war thinks back fondly to the days of huddling in a bomb shelter or how much Stalin seemed like a nice uncle
A move that takes place where you are from
(Not where I live now but where I grew up)
(Not where I live now but where I grew up)
November 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
A move that takes place where you are from
(Not where I live now but where I grew up)
(Not where I live now but where I grew up)
I did a home gym. Here's my setup.
On the left are some weights hanging on a weight pin. The weights sit on a kitty litter box when not in use so that the cable isn't in tension. The weights are attached to a carabiner which wraps through a pulley that I atfached to a joist via a king stud
On the left are some weights hanging on a weight pin. The weights sit on a kitty litter box when not in use so that the cable isn't in tension. The weights are attached to a carabiner which wraps through a pulley that I atfached to a joist via a king stud
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I did a home gym. Here's my setup.
On the left are some weights hanging on a weight pin. The weights sit on a kitty litter box when not in use so that the cable isn't in tension. The weights are attached to a carabiner which wraps through a pulley that I atfached to a joist via a king stud
On the left are some weights hanging on a weight pin. The weights sit on a kitty litter box when not in use so that the cable isn't in tension. The weights are attached to a carabiner which wraps through a pulley that I atfached to a joist via a king stud
I understand people who feel oppressed by the way that Christianity (& in this case, Judaism) is seen as the default in the US, but "Maybe we shouldn't have capital punishment for every offense & limit it to Eye For An Eye" was one of the things I thought most people were cool with.
November 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I understand people who feel oppressed by the way that Christianity (& in this case, Judaism) is seen as the default in the US, but "Maybe we shouldn't have capital punishment for every offense & limit it to Eye For An Eye" was one of the things I thought most people were cool with.
Here, here's one from the same century as the Magna Carta at least
November 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Here, here's one from the same century as the Magna Carta at least
Reads skeet
Rereads skeet
Re-rereads skeet
[Technically this is the wrong meme to use because Dr. Johnson is 500 years too young]
Rereads skeet
Re-rereads skeet
[Technically this is the wrong meme to use because Dr. Johnson is 500 years too young]
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Reads skeet
Rereads skeet
Re-rereads skeet
[Technically this is the wrong meme to use because Dr. Johnson is 500 years too young]
Rereads skeet
Re-rereads skeet
[Technically this is the wrong meme to use because Dr. Johnson is 500 years too young]
November 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Oddly the thing that wod bother me the most, like actual righeous fury mad, would be the fact that my kitchen would shine an uncanny yellow that I could see from other rooms at night.
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Oddly the thing that wod bother me the most, like actual righeous fury mad, would be the fact that my kitchen would shine an uncanny yellow that I could see from other rooms at night.
just gonna… yeah this seems like the right option
November 14, 2025 at 6:11 AM
just gonna… yeah this seems like the right option
All his lines in the script canonically refer to the character only as "The Prisoner"
Anyway I was going to go with this person to add another generation & media type
Anyway I was going to go with this person to add another generation & media type
November 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
All his lines in the script canonically refer to the character only as "The Prisoner"
Anyway I was going to go with this person to add another generation & media type
Anyway I was going to go with this person to add another generation & media type
Your Holiness, might I suggest using today's gospel reading as an opportunity to go to the Broadview ICE dentention & do the second funniest thing ever?
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Your Holiness, might I suggest using today's gospel reading as an opportunity to go to the Broadview ICE dentention & do the second funniest thing ever?
Gonna break the chain here, this looks an awful lot like the dead clown from Red Meat. I wonder if that's where he got the design?
![Red Meat comic
Title: Constructed from an ancient method using wattle and pitch
Panel 1: [A dead clown, dressed in a plain clown outfit, face in rigor mortis, a grim rictus on its face]
A long time ago, my brother and I found a dead clown in the desert in back of our parent's house.
Panel 2: [still the dead clown]
It struck us as very unusual, as there had been no circus in town. We got two ping pong balls and drew circles on them with a black magic marker
Panel 3: [The dead clown now has ping pong ball eyes]
We put them on the clown's face. Then we laughed really hard at that clown, even though he was dead.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jzd7dlbzrjms272q3xa3mlqd/bafkreighnzyampjlmeikf54j4oxh5rcp53f7jwp3reltgim2svbqifafj4@jpeg)
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Gonna break the chain here, this looks an awful lot like the dead clown from Red Meat. I wonder if that's where he got the design?
May I suggest these scissors?
November 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
May I suggest these scissors?
One of them really does look like a Voynichese letter
November 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
One of them really does look like a Voynichese letter