ill tempered cobra chicken
@andgracetoo.bsky.social
Healthcare worker. Lavender gardener. BlueJays fan. Halloween nerd. Art dabbler. Enthusiastic swearer. Probably yelling at a printer. Cheese addict. A general mess.
woke up to the dulcet tones of rock you like a hurricane.
November 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
woke up to the dulcet tones of rock you like a hurricane.
Why does The Atlantic have a scrotum on its cover?
Kudos to Kennedy's handlers for getting him a cover shoot -- praying with a rosary! -- at the same time he's at the center of a 🤢 cyber infidelity scandal. No notes.
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Why does The Atlantic have a scrotum on its cover?
It was a ruse. Just another weirdo. Acted all normal on messenger, bantered, asked if I had more toys from the same brand. Said I'd have to go to our storage unit which took some time, she offered to purchase whatever I had, set a price and pick up time then ghosted me. Another local too. Ugh
Its a holiday miracle. Sold something on Facebook marketplace to an absolutely normal individual. Pleasant actually.
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM
It was a ruse. Just another weirdo. Acted all normal on messenger, bantered, asked if I had more toys from the same brand. Said I'd have to go to our storage unit which took some time, she offered to purchase whatever I had, set a price and pick up time then ghosted me. Another local too. Ugh
Pete Hoekstra can fuck himself with spikey conch shell.
"U.S. Ambassador to Canada Pete Hoekstra has said that when Donald Trump calls upon Canada to become the 51st American state, it is a compliment and a term of endearment. Do you personally..."
Disagree - It's insulting: 78%
Agree - It's a compliment: 11%
Narrative / Nov 14, 2025 / n=1231 / Online
Disagree - It's insulting: 78%
Agree - It's a compliment: 11%
Narrative / Nov 14, 2025 / n=1231 / Online
November 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Pete Hoekstra can fuck himself with spikey conch shell.
Its a holiday miracle. Sold something on Facebook marketplace to an absolutely normal individual. Pleasant actually.
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Its a holiday miracle. Sold something on Facebook marketplace to an absolutely normal individual. Pleasant actually.
Have an Amoena breast form that I had for trade shows. Its older, package is beat up, form is good. If anyone, maybe someone w/out insurance can use it, I'd be happy to ship it out anywhere in Canada, no charge. Its a right side, size 8. I also have a new w/tags pocketed mastectomy bra, 40DDD.
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Have an Amoena breast form that I had for trade shows. Its older, package is beat up, form is good. If anyone, maybe someone w/out insurance can use it, I'd be happy to ship it out anywhere in Canada, no charge. Its a right side, size 8. I also have a new w/tags pocketed mastectomy bra, 40DDD.
FB Rant & Raves are fascinating. Lady ranted today at 10am about our local pool & the water temperature & demanded the "powerful people" meet her at 2pm at the pool because she swims at 3 pm. Now she is ranting that no one showed up. Best part, she isn't even from our town.
a woman wearing a hoodie and sunglasses stands in a crowd of people with the words she does n't even go here
ALT: a woman wearing a hoodie and sunglasses stands in a crowd of people with the words she does n't even go here
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
FB Rant & Raves are fascinating. Lady ranted today at 10am about our local pool & the water temperature & demanded the "powerful people" meet her at 2pm at the pool because she swims at 3 pm. Now she is ranting that no one showed up. Best part, she isn't even from our town.
Outside negotiating with a feral cat that if he just let down his walls down he could be my snuggle bunny. He hissed at me but I was able to get him into our garage where its heated.
November 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Outside negotiating with a feral cat that if he just let down his walls down he could be my snuggle bunny. He hissed at me but I was able to get him into our garage where its heated.
Please do, we need nurses. We'll throw in a lifetime supply of beaver tails & poutine. Bonus, you get to enjoy a fairly boring government in comparison to the circus you're experiencing.
We'd love to have you.
news.gov.bc.ca/releases/202...
news.gov.bc.ca/releases/202...
Recruitment campaign for doctors, nurses launches in U.S.
Doctors, nurses and allied health professionals in the U.S. are now seeing targeted advertisements encouraging them to follow their hearts to B.C., as the Province launches a recruitment marketing campaign in Washington state, Oregon and California.
news.gov.bc.ca
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Please do, we need nurses. We'll throw in a lifetime supply of beaver tails & poutine. Bonus, you get to enjoy a fairly boring government in comparison to the circus you're experiencing.
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Every American should have this in their wallet:
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Every American should have this in their wallet:
This is the way you get those tourists back. Yep.
"starting in 2026 visitors from abroad will have to pay US$100 on top of the individual park fee to enter 11 of the most popular destinations in the system."
"starting in 2026 visitors from abroad will have to pay US$100 on top of the individual park fee to enter 11 of the most popular destinations in the system."
U.S. to slap big surcharge on foreign visitors to national parks
Foreign tourists visiting U.S. national parks including the Grand Canyon and Yellowstone will now pay a hefty surcharge, the Trump administration announced Tuesday.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
This is the way you get those tourists back. Yep.
"starting in 2026 visitors from abroad will have to pay US$100 on top of the individual park fee to enter 11 of the most popular destinations in the system."
"starting in 2026 visitors from abroad will have to pay US$100 on top of the individual park fee to enter 11 of the most popular destinations in the system."
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Why yes, I would like a 14 hour adaptation of Dune by a mentally unstable surrealist who hasn't read the book
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Why yes, I would like a 14 hour adaptation of Dune by a mentally unstable surrealist who hasn't read the book
Apparently there is pie discourse. The correct answer is blueberry.
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Apparently there is pie discourse. The correct answer is blueberry.
Has the Keanu eating a sandwich vibe.
THE GROUND HOG IS BACK
Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Has the Keanu eating a sandwich vibe.
If you are a retired Ontario teacher, look at the latest email/letter from OTIP/RTIP health insurance. They just cut your paramedical benefits nearly in half, reduced your travel coverage from 100 days to 30, dropped vision care and increased your premiums. They invite you to upgrade.
Bastards.
Bastards.
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
If you are a retired Ontario teacher, look at the latest email/letter from OTIP/RTIP health insurance. They just cut your paramedical benefits nearly in half, reduced your travel coverage from 100 days to 30, dropped vision care and increased your premiums. They invite you to upgrade.
Bastards.
Bastards.
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
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I don't know what ancient tome we need to read from to rid us of these people, but I am willing to risk my life to find it
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I don't know what ancient tome we need to read from to rid us of these people, but I am willing to risk my life to find it
Oracle. Gonna smoke an inordinate amount of weed & announce the most bat-shit crazy stuff cause why not.
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Oracle. Gonna smoke an inordinate amount of weed & announce the most bat-shit crazy stuff cause why not.
The holidays. My absolute favourite Christmas decor unboxing is the village skating pond bought at Big V. Its electronic music is wonky now but it is loved.
#nostalgia
#nostalgia
November 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The holidays. My absolute favourite Christmas decor unboxing is the village skating pond bought at Big V. Its electronic music is wonky now but it is loved.
#nostalgia
#nostalgia
Last of the lavender buds picked. Time to make the brew.
#bloomscrolling
#bloomscrolling
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Last of the lavender buds picked. Time to make the brew.
#bloomscrolling
#bloomscrolling
TintTyrant was working his way thru the remainder of his Halloween candy & came across & old school pixie stick. Hell no. Those things turn you whacko.
Eat some fruit.
Eat some fruit.
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
TintTyrant was working his way thru the remainder of his Halloween candy & came across & old school pixie stick. Hell no. Those things turn you whacko.
Eat some fruit.
Eat some fruit.
The person encouraging the "Farmer Protest" in my area was asked several times what they were protesting. "If you don't know that's your problem" or something about MSM. At most you got a hodgepodge of pandemic era conspiracies & grievances. Sometimes its just clout seeking. Social media as a stage.
these people really are village idiots. Ask them what they're objecting to. They won't have any coherent answer.
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The person encouraging the "Farmer Protest" in my area was asked several times what they were protesting. "If you don't know that's your problem" or something about MSM. At most you got a hodgepodge of pandemic era conspiracies & grievances. Sometimes its just clout seeking. Social media as a stage.
Mamdani has bewitched him.
Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
quite a look for Trump today
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Mamdani has bewitched him.