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I’m doing so good! Thank you!!
*surrounds myself with 20 more pillows*
*surrounds myself with 20 more pillows*
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the scariest thing about
ghosts is that somehow
their clothing also died
and became ghosts too
ghosts is that somehow
their clothing also died
and became ghosts too
April 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
the scariest thing about
ghosts is that somehow
their clothing also died
and became ghosts too
ghosts is that somehow
their clothing also died
and became ghosts too
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Newts.. they’re either amphibious or against us..
April 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Newts.. they’re either amphibious or against us..
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a hype man burner account might fix me
April 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
a hype man burner account might fix me
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becoming an inveg (involuntary vegetarian)
April 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
becoming an inveg (involuntary vegetarian)
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Being mentally ill is not fun. I’d rather be mentally “ill.” *crosses arms, leans back, loses balance and falls down while farting the whole time*
April 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Being mentally ill is not fun. I’d rather be mentally “ill.” *crosses arms, leans back, loses balance and falls down while farting the whole time*
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Watching the lethal trap I set on the executive breakroom microwave like:
April 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Watching the lethal trap I set on the executive breakroom microwave like:
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No way,,, look what finally came in the mail,,,
April 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
No way,,, look what finally came in the mail,,,
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we can put a person on the moon but we can't put frosting all the way around a frosted mini wheat?
April 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
we can put a person on the moon but we can't put frosting all the way around a frosted mini wheat?
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bf on discord:
"you've never paid taxes or touched a woman"
"you've never paid taxes or touched a woman"
April 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
bf on discord:
"you've never paid taxes or touched a woman"
"you've never paid taxes or touched a woman"
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Borrowing hell’s handbasket for jelly beans if no one objects.
April 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Borrowing hell’s handbasket for jelly beans if no one objects.
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Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a little kid
April 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a little kid
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delusional. he’s 2 years old tops.
I truly believe this is our only real chance. He has remained steadfast, brilliant, and forward-thinking.
April 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
delusional. he’s 2 years old tops.
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That special time of night when I realize I forgot to eat dinner
April 4, 2024 at 2:02 AM
That special time of night when I realize I forgot to eat dinner
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i've taken shits for longer than Katy Perry was "in space"
April 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
i've taken shits for longer than Katy Perry was "in space"
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Siri, my friends form an alert circle around me when anything bad happens. Am I a young elephant?
April 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Siri, my friends form an alert circle around me when anything bad happens. Am I a young elephant?
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1991: fighting with five siblings for use of a single landline
2025: we all refuse to answer our cell phones
2025: we all refuse to answer our cell phones
April 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
1991: fighting with five siblings for use of a single landline
2025: we all refuse to answer our cell phones
2025: we all refuse to answer our cell phones
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I'm really surprised more people aren't crying out in public
April 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I'm really surprised more people aren't crying out in public
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If you don’t have an evil twin, you ARE an evil twin.
April 15, 2025 at 11:55 AM
If you don’t have an evil twin, you ARE an evil twin.
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Kinda glad we eat clams. Why are they happier than me
April 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Kinda glad we eat clams. Why are they happier than me