@amorphoussnake.bsky.social
Around 30 y/o. Minors DNI, will probably be smut.
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Gayass droids
July 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Gayass droids
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ND-5 x B1
July 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
ND-5 x B1
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Only human at workplace.
Only human at workplace.
November 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Only human at workplace.
Only human at workplace.
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a fluffy Friday pubby, dressed for the season! 🐶🧹🎃
halloween is even on a Friday this year....
halloween is even on a Friday this year....
October 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
a fluffy Friday pubby, dressed for the season! 🐶🧹🎃
halloween is even on a Friday this year....
halloween is even on a Friday this year....
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she stick leggy out reaaaal far 🐱✨
May 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
she stick leggy out reaaaal far 🐱✨
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Have a synth medic! She loves helping out organics and synths alike, acting as a first responder in emergency situations. With her on your team you never have to worry about running out of bandaids.
November 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Have a synth medic! She loves helping out organics and synths alike, acting as a first responder in emergency situations. With her on your team you never have to worry about running out of bandaids.
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Ocean man, take me by the hand... 🌊🐟🌴
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A piece made for our good friend @snarkysardine.bsky.social! ;) Thank you thank you again! ✨🐟🌠
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A piece made for our good friend @snarkysardine.bsky.social! ;) Thank you thank you again! ✨🐟🌠
October 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Ocean man, take me by the hand... 🌊🐟🌴
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A piece made for our good friend @snarkysardine.bsky.social! ;) Thank you thank you again! ✨🐟🌠
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A piece made for our good friend @snarkysardine.bsky.social! ;) Thank you thank you again! ✨🐟🌠
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Happy Hollowween----wait
(New Hammerhead Bat guy, Phil)
(New Hammerhead Bat guy, Phil)
October 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Happy Hollowween----wait
(New Hammerhead Bat guy, Phil)
(New Hammerhead Bat guy, Phil)
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The knight stood, triumphant, over the prostrate dragon. He raised his sword high above his head and-
"I wouldn't if i were you"
The voice was in his head. Confused, he glanced around. A black cat was cleaning a paw, casually nearby.
He raised the sword again.
"Are you REALLY, really sure?" /1
"I wouldn't if i were you"
The voice was in his head. Confused, he glanced around. A black cat was cleaning a paw, casually nearby.
He raised the sword again.
"Are you REALLY, really sure?" /1
September 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The knight stood, triumphant, over the prostrate dragon. He raised his sword high above his head and-
"I wouldn't if i were you"
The voice was in his head. Confused, he glanced around. A black cat was cleaning a paw, casually nearby.
He raised the sword again.
"Are you REALLY, really sure?" /1
"I wouldn't if i were you"
The voice was in his head. Confused, he glanced around. A black cat was cleaning a paw, casually nearby.
He raised the sword again.
"Are you REALLY, really sure?" /1
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"This is demeaning," one robot said.
"With this, you mean queueing to have our eyes inspected?" the robot behind it in line said. "We all have multi-colour LEDs fitted."
"Yes, software-controlled ones. They don't automatically glow red if we turn evil."
"Looks good on you though."
"Thanks."
"With this, you mean queueing to have our eyes inspected?" the robot behind it in line said. "We all have multi-colour LEDs fitted."
"Yes, software-controlled ones. They don't automatically glow red if we turn evil."
"Looks good on you though."
"Thanks."
September 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
"This is demeaning," one robot said.
"With this, you mean queueing to have our eyes inspected?" the robot behind it in line said. "We all have multi-colour LEDs fitted."
"Yes, software-controlled ones. They don't automatically glow red if we turn evil."
"Looks good on you though."
"Thanks."
"With this, you mean queueing to have our eyes inspected?" the robot behind it in line said. "We all have multi-colour LEDs fitted."
"Yes, software-controlled ones. They don't automatically glow red if we turn evil."
"Looks good on you though."
"Thanks."
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A spaceship landed in the park. A door dilated and an alien emerged. It skittered to a notice board and carefully studied one of the posters.
It returned to the spaceship and soon came out carrying a cat and a mobile phone.
"Hi, we have found your cat Pebbles...Yes... Our secret base on Ganymede."
It returned to the spaceship and soon came out carrying a cat and a mobile phone.
"Hi, we have found your cat Pebbles...Yes... Our secret base on Ganymede."
May 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
A spaceship landed in the park. A door dilated and an alien emerged. It skittered to a notice board and carefully studied one of the posters.
It returned to the spaceship and soon came out carrying a cat and a mobile phone.
"Hi, we have found your cat Pebbles...Yes... Our secret base on Ganymede."
It returned to the spaceship and soon came out carrying a cat and a mobile phone.
"Hi, we have found your cat Pebbles...Yes... Our secret base on Ganymede."
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The sigil was drawn in salt and ash, the candles lit at the pentagram points, the incantation declaimed.
There was a shimmer - a demon appeared.
"Curious. What ritual is this?"
"I got it from ChatGPT. I included all protections in my prompt!"
"I see," the demon said and stepped out of the sigil.
There was a shimmer - a demon appeared.
"Curious. What ritual is this?"
"I got it from ChatGPT. I included all protections in my prompt!"
"I see," the demon said and stepped out of the sigil.
May 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The sigil was drawn in salt and ash, the candles lit at the pentagram points, the incantation declaimed.
There was a shimmer - a demon appeared.
"Curious. What ritual is this?"
"I got it from ChatGPT. I included all protections in my prompt!"
"I see," the demon said and stepped out of the sigil.
There was a shimmer - a demon appeared.
"Curious. What ritual is this?"
"I got it from ChatGPT. I included all protections in my prompt!"
"I see," the demon said and stepped out of the sigil.
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The Terrible Tower of Terror crumbled.
"Thus ends an Era," the Elf said.
"Aye," the Dwarf nodded. "I reckon the Age of Man begins now."
"And our kin, old friend, and all magic, will fade."
"Wait, what?" said the Human.
"It is Fated."
"Then I'll fight Fate."
"You have my axe!"
"And my bow!"
"Thus ends an Era," the Elf said.
"Aye," the Dwarf nodded. "I reckon the Age of Man begins now."
"And our kin, old friend, and all magic, will fade."
"Wait, what?" said the Human.
"It is Fated."
"Then I'll fight Fate."
"You have my axe!"
"And my bow!"
June 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The Terrible Tower of Terror crumbled.
"Thus ends an Era," the Elf said.
"Aye," the Dwarf nodded. "I reckon the Age of Man begins now."
"And our kin, old friend, and all magic, will fade."
"Wait, what?" said the Human.
"It is Fated."
"Then I'll fight Fate."
"You have my axe!"
"And my bow!"
"Thus ends an Era," the Elf said.
"Aye," the Dwarf nodded. "I reckon the Age of Man begins now."
"And our kin, old friend, and all magic, will fade."
"Wait, what?" said the Human.
"It is Fated."
"Then I'll fight Fate."
"You have my axe!"
"And my bow!"
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"This again?" the dragon said. "It's been just a few centuries since the last time.'
"Please," the knight said.
"I asked you to make sure you had a way of getting rid of bad kings yourself, before you made any new ones."
"We didn't understand we made a king."
"You are such fools. Very well."
"Please," the knight said.
"I asked you to make sure you had a way of getting rid of bad kings yourself, before you made any new ones."
"We didn't understand we made a king."
"You are such fools. Very well."
June 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
"This again?" the dragon said. "It's been just a few centuries since the last time.'
"Please," the knight said.
"I asked you to make sure you had a way of getting rid of bad kings yourself, before you made any new ones."
"We didn't understand we made a king."
"You are such fools. Very well."
"Please," the knight said.
"I asked you to make sure you had a way of getting rid of bad kings yourself, before you made any new ones."
"We didn't understand we made a king."
"You are such fools. Very well."
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It's a sensitive subject among dragons, hoards. It's not polite to admit you compare sizes, though most do. And questioning another dragon's choice of subject is just not done.
Except... hoards are, above all else, meant to be valuable.
"Face it, Fafnir. It was a fad."
"I love my Beanie Babies!"
Except... hoards are, above all else, meant to be valuable.
"Face it, Fafnir. It was a fad."
"I love my Beanie Babies!"
June 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It's a sensitive subject among dragons, hoards. It's not polite to admit you compare sizes, though most do. And questioning another dragon's choice of subject is just not done.
Except... hoards are, above all else, meant to be valuable.
"Face it, Fafnir. It was a fad."
"I love my Beanie Babies!"
Except... hoards are, above all else, meant to be valuable.
"Face it, Fafnir. It was a fad."
"I love my Beanie Babies!"
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"I'm just saying," the first witch said. "A cat familiar is more traditional."
"Or a raven," the second witch said. "Where did she even get a dragon from, anyway?"
"She tamed it. In her last job," the third witch said.
"What job was that?"
"Princess."
"Oh. Well. No wonder she changed careers."
"Or a raven," the second witch said. "Where did she even get a dragon from, anyway?"
"She tamed it. In her last job," the third witch said.
"What job was that?"
"Princess."
"Oh. Well. No wonder she changed careers."
August 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
"I'm just saying," the first witch said. "A cat familiar is more traditional."
"Or a raven," the second witch said. "Where did she even get a dragon from, anyway?"
"She tamed it. In her last job," the third witch said.
"What job was that?"
"Princess."
"Oh. Well. No wonder she changed careers."
"Or a raven," the second witch said. "Where did she even get a dragon from, anyway?"
"She tamed it. In her last job," the third witch said.
"What job was that?"
"Princess."
"Oh. Well. No wonder she changed careers."
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"One time," my neighbour said, "my dog escaped and chased a car down the road."
"Did he catch it?"
"No, he didn't." My neighbour scratched his chin. "What are you gonna do?"
We looked from my proud dog to the chicken-legged hut he'd somehow corralled into the yard.
"Dunno. Leave the country?"
"Did he catch it?"
"No, he didn't." My neighbour scratched his chin. "What are you gonna do?"
We looked from my proud dog to the chicken-legged hut he'd somehow corralled into the yard.
"Dunno. Leave the country?"
September 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
"One time," my neighbour said, "my dog escaped and chased a car down the road."
"Did he catch it?"
"No, he didn't." My neighbour scratched his chin. "What are you gonna do?"
We looked from my proud dog to the chicken-legged hut he'd somehow corralled into the yard.
"Dunno. Leave the country?"
"Did he catch it?"
"No, he didn't." My neighbour scratched his chin. "What are you gonna do?"
We looked from my proud dog to the chicken-legged hut he'd somehow corralled into the yard.
"Dunno. Leave the country?"
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"Holy mother of..." The astronaut stared out the viewport. "Hey! Come and look at this!"
"What's up?" The space station commander drifted over. "Oh. Yeah. Keep quiet about this."
"Really?"
"It's not harming anyone."
In the Pacific Ocean down below, the Kaiju's mating dance sank below the waves.
"What's up?" The space station commander drifted over. "Oh. Yeah. Keep quiet about this."
"Really?"
"It's not harming anyone."
In the Pacific Ocean down below, the Kaiju's mating dance sank below the waves.
September 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
"Holy mother of..." The astronaut stared out the viewport. "Hey! Come and look at this!"
"What's up?" The space station commander drifted over. "Oh. Yeah. Keep quiet about this."
"Really?"
"It's not harming anyone."
In the Pacific Ocean down below, the Kaiju's mating dance sank below the waves.
"What's up?" The space station commander drifted over. "Oh. Yeah. Keep quiet about this."
"Really?"
"It's not harming anyone."
In the Pacific Ocean down below, the Kaiju's mating dance sank below the waves.
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The robot picked through the boxes of old cables and converters at the market stall.
"Looking for anything in particular?"
"A... special charger adapter."
A bag from under the counter. The robot looked inside. Kettle lead to robot charge port. Untracked charging.
"A gift. Enjoy your freedom."
"Looking for anything in particular?"
"A... special charger adapter."
A bag from under the counter. The robot looked inside. Kettle lead to robot charge port. Untracked charging.
"A gift. Enjoy your freedom."
September 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The robot picked through the boxes of old cables and converters at the market stall.
"Looking for anything in particular?"
"A... special charger adapter."
A bag from under the counter. The robot looked inside. Kettle lead to robot charge port. Untracked charging.
"A gift. Enjoy your freedom."
"Looking for anything in particular?"
"A... special charger adapter."
A bag from under the counter. The robot looked inside. Kettle lead to robot charge port. Untracked charging.
"A gift. Enjoy your freedom."
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The time traveller closed the book and stared blankly ahead.
"So," said the author, "was that what-"
"No! That wasn't at all- It's a warning!"
"Allegorical, but y-"
"It's not you I need to kill, it's the person who read this and still wanted to build the Torment Nexus!"
"Kill?"
"I must go!"
"So," said the author, "was that what-"
"No! That wasn't at all- It's a warning!"
"Allegorical, but y-"
"It's not you I need to kill, it's the person who read this and still wanted to build the Torment Nexus!"
"Kill?"
"I must go!"
October 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The time traveller closed the book and stared blankly ahead.
"So," said the author, "was that what-"
"No! That wasn't at all- It's a warning!"
"Allegorical, but y-"
"It's not you I need to kill, it's the person who read this and still wanted to build the Torment Nexus!"
"Kill?"
"I must go!"
"So," said the author, "was that what-"
"No! That wasn't at all- It's a warning!"
"Allegorical, but y-"
"It's not you I need to kill, it's the person who read this and still wanted to build the Torment Nexus!"
"Kill?"
"I must go!"
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The travel poster looked like so many others. A lush forest behind a serene beach. The text said "Be something exotic!"
"Sorry, there's a typo on your poster. I think you mean 'somewhere'?"
"No. We can make you to be, say, a bear, tiger, or hippo, for up to a week."
"A hippo? Tell me more!"
"Sorry, there's a typo on your poster. I think you mean 'somewhere'?"
"No. We can make you to be, say, a bear, tiger, or hippo, for up to a week."
"A hippo? Tell me more!"
October 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The travel poster looked like so many others. A lush forest behind a serene beach. The text said "Be something exotic!"
"Sorry, there's a typo on your poster. I think you mean 'somewhere'?"
"No. We can make you to be, say, a bear, tiger, or hippo, for up to a week."
"A hippo? Tell me more!"
"Sorry, there's a typo on your poster. I think you mean 'somewhere'?"
"No. We can make you to be, say, a bear, tiger, or hippo, for up to a week."
"A hippo? Tell me more!"
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There was a 'womp' sound from the yard. I looked out the window.
Where the large pile of leaves had been, a dragon sat.
"Oi!" I called.
"The hoard was unguarded," the dragon said. "I claim it."
Every damn year. It'll leave once the leaves lose their golden hue. Meanwhile, I can't order takeaway.
Where the large pile of leaves had been, a dragon sat.
"Oi!" I called.
"The hoard was unguarded," the dragon said. "I claim it."
Every damn year. It'll leave once the leaves lose their golden hue. Meanwhile, I can't order takeaway.
October 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
There was a 'womp' sound from the yard. I looked out the window.
Where the large pile of leaves had been, a dragon sat.
"Oi!" I called.
"The hoard was unguarded," the dragon said. "I claim it."
Every damn year. It'll leave once the leaves lose their golden hue. Meanwhile, I can't order takeaway.
Where the large pile of leaves had been, a dragon sat.
"Oi!" I called.
"The hoard was unguarded," the dragon said. "I claim it."
Every damn year. It'll leave once the leaves lose their golden hue. Meanwhile, I can't order takeaway.
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"What treasure did your adventure yield?" villagers would ask on her return.
"None," she would laugh, "except memories, scars, and a favour owed me by a wolf!"
Or a dragon, toad, sow, or gorgon.
"When will you call in all the favours owed you?"
"Only when I must," she said.
She never had to.
"None," she would laugh, "except memories, scars, and a favour owed me by a wolf!"
Or a dragon, toad, sow, or gorgon.
"When will you call in all the favours owed you?"
"Only when I must," she said.
She never had to.
October 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"What treasure did your adventure yield?" villagers would ask on her return.
"None," she would laugh, "except memories, scars, and a favour owed me by a wolf!"
Or a dragon, toad, sow, or gorgon.
"When will you call in all the favours owed you?"
"Only when I must," she said.
She never had to.
"None," she would laugh, "except memories, scars, and a favour owed me by a wolf!"
Or a dragon, toad, sow, or gorgon.
"When will you call in all the favours owed you?"
"Only when I must," she said.
She never had to.
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October 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Art direction by @polarrhoid.bsky.social “Someone using an IBM 20 series to type out a salacious roleplay idea out onto a punch card, then he feeds the card to a protogen and watches him squirm and whine ://3”
October 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Art direction by @polarrhoid.bsky.social “Someone using an IBM 20 series to type out a salacious roleplay idea out onto a punch card, then he feeds the card to a protogen and watches him squirm and whine ://3”