Beegshotdeentcha
@amityvandal.bsky.social
Paint happy bastard. Caught. Hung up by my buster browns.
Pinned
Man’s Best Friend — a Bloody Valentine Story by Lawrence Kithcart
Man’s Best Friend by Lawrence Kithcart She said it was allergies, and I let the lie go. I don’t blame her. I drove her to it. To him. I’m cold and distant, don’t see …
punknoirmagazine.wordpress.com
Got a new story in Punk Noir Magazine. Huge thanks to Stephen Golds for taking this one. Hope you’ll give it a read. It’s short and sweet and I hope it makes you laugh. Who’s a good boy? punknoirmagazine.wordpress.com/2025/02/01/m...
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"Instead of sitting in my mother’s living room, 31, drunk, & jobless, I would be twenty-one, sober, & doing something responsible and worthwhile & American, like fighting in a war somewhere, & everything would look like a 1940s comic book." @mikemchone.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
"Instead of sitting in my mother’s living room, 31, drunk, & jobless, I would be twenty-one, sober, & doing something responsible and worthwhile & American, like fighting in a war somewhere, & everything would look like a 1940s comic book." @mikemchone.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
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Meep Meep Richie
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Meep Meep Richie
Arch out there skipping rocks
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Arch out there skipping rocks
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A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
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As a press, we are all over the place genre-wise, and nowhere is that represented better than in @johnchrostek.com’s story collection, Boxcutters, which blurs and blends the lines between speculative, horror, and literary fiction
malarkeybooks.com/store/boxcut...
malarkeybooks.com/store/boxcut...
malarkeybooks.com/store/boxcut...
malarkeybooks.com/store/boxcut...
Boxcutters, stories by John Chrostek — Malarkey
One Amazon delivery stolen from a neighbor’s porch leads to plenty more. To keep the show going, a balding sitcom actress tries out a new wig and discovers a hunger for life. Jesus Christ claims the o...
malarkeybooks.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
As a press, we are all over the place genre-wise, and nowhere is that represented better than in @johnchrostek.com’s story collection, Boxcutters, which blurs and blends the lines between speculative, horror, and literary fiction
malarkeybooks.com/store/boxcut...
malarkeybooks.com/store/boxcut...
malarkeybooks.com/store/boxcut...
malarkeybooks.com/store/boxcut...
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Happy Thanksgiving! I’ve got a new short story up at @whiskeytit.com Looney Tunes meets murder ballad.
whiskeytit.com/article/the-...
whiskeytit.com/article/the-...
The Ballad of Miss Mouse
Puddock went a-courtin’ and he did ride, like a shot across the plains, Miss Mouse thrown across the back of his horse, Uncle Rat’s gold jangling in his pocket. He dug in heels splashed with would-…
whiskeytit.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! I’ve got a new short story up at @whiskeytit.com Looney Tunes meets murder ballad.
whiskeytit.com/article/the-...
whiskeytit.com/article/the-...
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Black Friday who? It’s Nineteen Little Stab Wounds week! But only for three more days.
Order your copy of Nineteen Little Stab Wounds at: dreadstonepress.com/product-cate...
All sales will be donated to Transgender Law Center. 1/7
Order your copy of Nineteen Little Stab Wounds at: dreadstonepress.com/product-cate...
All sales will be donated to Transgender Law Center. 1/7
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Black Friday who? It’s Nineteen Little Stab Wounds week! But only for three more days.
Order your copy of Nineteen Little Stab Wounds at: dreadstonepress.com/product-cate...
All sales will be donated to Transgender Law Center. 1/7
Order your copy of Nineteen Little Stab Wounds at: dreadstonepress.com/product-cate...
All sales will be donated to Transgender Law Center. 1/7
Meep Meep Richie
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Meep Meep Richie
No tears please. It’s a waste of good suffering.
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
No tears please. It’s a waste of good suffering.
White Striped Eminems
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
White Striped Eminems
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Wtf I love the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade now
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Wtf I love the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade now
Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
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Black Friday cosmic horror! Only 99 cents for the story of Serling and Price, con artists who buy and sell haunted houses. Of course, they unleash something hungry and thoroughly pissed off…
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shorturl.at/fCEZ9
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Black Friday cosmic horror! Only 99 cents for the story of Serling and Price, con artists who buy and sell haunted houses. Of course, they unleash something hungry and thoroughly pissed off…
shorturl.at/fCEZ9
shorturl.at/fCEZ9
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We really need a downvote option like Reddit has
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
We really need a downvote option like Reddit has
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I bought a bunch of Campbell’s stock since the share price keeps dropping but that shit expires after like a year.
www.cbsnews.com/news/campbel...
www.cbsnews.com/news/campbel...
Campbell Soup executive called its products food for "poor people," lawsuit claims
The complaint alleges that a Campbell executive made offensive remarks about company workers and mocked customers.
www.cbsnews.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I bought a bunch of Campbell’s stock since the share price keeps dropping but that shit expires after like a year.
www.cbsnews.com/news/campbel...
www.cbsnews.com/news/campbel...
Tom Hanks branded thesaurus called Large
Tom Hanks branded prison wines called Turner & Hooches
Tom Hanks branded road maps for old school drivers called Cloud Atlases
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Tom Hanks branded thesaurus called Large
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A round of applause for the French is in order! 👏👏👏
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
A round of applause for the French is in order! 👏👏👏
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biblically accurate cat
October 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
biblically accurate cat
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I agree. I appreciate Variety’s boldness here but there’s no way the Zapruder film should be at number 1
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I agree. I appreciate Variety’s boldness here but there’s no way the Zapruder film should be at number 1
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Wait, hold on a minute...
THERE we go.
THERE we go.
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Wait, hold on a minute...
THERE we go.
THERE we go.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
AI for the win again!! Did you know 1,902.6 rounds up to 19,000? Do you even mathematics?
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
AI for the win again!! Did you know 1,902.6 rounds up to 19,000? Do you even mathematics?