Fossilized Christmas Tree Sap
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Award-winning crop artist, three-time Trivia Mafia Tournament of Champions participant, and reviewer of toilet paper.
📍W7th, St. Paul, MN
📍W7th, St. Paul, MN
This one is my fave.
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This one is my fave.
Here are the pictures where the realtor must have used AI to remove the lovely, realistic, and numerous decorations.
December 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Here are the pictures where the realtor must have used AI to remove the lovely, realistic, and numerous decorations.
lol this was at the Landmark Center holiday market. I did not buy it. Don’t forget to read the alt text.
December 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
lol this was at the Landmark Center holiday market. I did not buy it. Don’t forget to read the alt text.
Writing Christmas cards by candlelight. Just like Santa intended.
December 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Writing Christmas cards by candlelight. Just like Santa intended.
I was playing black. I can tell I’m improving because I actually remembered the rook at f8 and got mate in 2 from here.
December 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I was playing black. I can tell I’m improving because I actually remembered the rook at f8 and got mate in 2 from here.
You can tell the realtor didn’t use AI because it’s very normal to hang wreaths in that quantity and in those places.
December 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
You can tell the realtor didn’t use AI because it’s very normal to hang wreaths in that quantity and in those places.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
i carry your heart with me by e.e. cummings
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i carry your heart with me by e.e. cummings
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December 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
i carry your heart with me by e.e. cummings
(image cause character count)
i carry your heart with me by e.e. cummings
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Reddit rando seems to think Def Leppard is a very obscure band you probably haven’t heard of and is surprised to find out that Ben Gibbard, a musician, has heard of them.
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Reddit rando seems to think Def Leppard is a very obscure band you probably haven’t heard of and is surprised to find out that Ben Gibbard, a musician, has heard of them.
Some highlights
1. Adornwell Cocktail Co
2. Can’t remember which booth this is from
3. Chaotic Good Co
4. Isaiah Okongo Art
1. Adornwell Cocktail Co
2. Can’t remember which booth this is from
3. Chaotic Good Co
4. Isaiah Okongo Art
December 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Some highlights
1. Adornwell Cocktail Co
2. Can’t remember which booth this is from
3. Chaotic Good Co
4. Isaiah Okongo Art
1. Adornwell Cocktail Co
2. Can’t remember which booth this is from
3. Chaotic Good Co
4. Isaiah Okongo Art
My neighbor works for Goya and gives us random things on occasion.
Is this just dry seasoning that I sprinkle on stuff or is it like bouillon? Neither the internet nor the instructions on the packet are helping me figure this out.
Is this just dry seasoning that I sprinkle on stuff or is it like bouillon? Neither the internet nor the instructions on the packet are helping me figure this out.
December 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
My neighbor works for Goya and gives us random things on occasion.
Is this just dry seasoning that I sprinkle on stuff or is it like bouillon? Neither the internet nor the instructions on the packet are helping me figure this out.
Is this just dry seasoning that I sprinkle on stuff or is it like bouillon? Neither the internet nor the instructions on the packet are helping me figure this out.
My house doesn’t have any exterior outlets so I’ve never been able to properly hang Christmas lights. Finally figured out an alternative option! I can even make them all twinkly 🥹🥹
More are on the way for the side windows. Can’t wait.
More are on the way for the side windows. Can’t wait.
December 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
My house doesn’t have any exterior outlets so I’ve never been able to properly hang Christmas lights. Finally figured out an alternative option! I can even make them all twinkly 🥹🥹
More are on the way for the side windows. Can’t wait.
More are on the way for the side windows. Can’t wait.
Shovel early, shovel often.
December 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Shovel early, shovel often.
We have a similar filter named Izzy but she’s taking the day off I guess
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
We have a similar filter named Izzy but she’s taking the day off I guess
Morning kitty cuddles
December 5, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Morning kitty cuddles
Successful trip to SR Harris! I had my friend who’s been there before go with me as my guide.
December 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Successful trip to SR Harris! I had my friend who’s been there before go with me as my guide.
I streamed Sushi Glory Hole on repeat for weeks last year in an attempt to make it my top song, but it wasn’t even a blip on my 2024 Spotify Wrapped thanks to Taylor Swift.
I protested that by going on a Taylor cleanse and listening to basically no music this year except my boys.
Worth it.
I protested that by going on a Taylor cleanse and listening to basically no music this year except my boys.
Worth it.
December 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I streamed Sushi Glory Hole on repeat for weeks last year in an attempt to make it my top song, but it wasn’t even a blip on my 2024 Spotify Wrapped thanks to Taylor Swift.
I protested that by going on a Taylor cleanse and listening to basically no music this year except my boys.
Worth it.
I protested that by going on a Taylor cleanse and listening to basically no music this year except my boys.
Worth it.
Now for Return of the King, I present our trip through Mordor.
We did the 10-hour hike through the Tongariro Alpine Crossing and honestly barely made it to the end. Mount Ngauruhoe served as a stand in for Mt. Doom and some of the Mordor scenes were filmed in this area.
We did the 10-hour hike through the Tongariro Alpine Crossing and honestly barely made it to the end. Mount Ngauruhoe served as a stand in for Mt. Doom and some of the Mordor scenes were filmed in this area.
November 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Now for Return of the King, I present our trip through Mordor.
We did the 10-hour hike through the Tongariro Alpine Crossing and honestly barely made it to the end. Mount Ngauruhoe served as a stand in for Mt. Doom and some of the Mordor scenes were filmed in this area.
We did the 10-hour hike through the Tongariro Alpine Crossing and honestly barely made it to the end. Mount Ngauruhoe served as a stand in for Mt. Doom and some of the Mordor scenes were filmed in this area.
Mad respect to past me for taking the time to label each light string with how many lights are in it and also separate them by tree.
No one is more organized and methodical than the version of me taking down the Christmas decorations.
No one is more organized and methodical than the version of me taking down the Christmas decorations.
November 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Mad respect to past me for taking the time to label each light string with how many lights are in it and also separate them by tree.
No one is more organized and methodical than the version of me taking down the Christmas decorations.
No one is more organized and methodical than the version of me taking down the Christmas decorations.
I was right there 🥹🥹🥹🥹
November 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I was right there 🥹🥹🥹🥹
Fittingly, our rental car got a flat tire as we were leaving the spot.
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Fittingly, our rental car got a flat tire as we were leaving the spot.
Okay, in honor of The Two Towers, here’s me by the location where they found the burnt orc mound, and the version that a redditor made for me after my post hit the front page.
Bonus points if you do not reply to this with the fun fact.
Bonus points if you do not reply to this with the fun fact.
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Okay, in honor of The Two Towers, here’s me by the location where they found the burnt orc mound, and the version that a redditor made for me after my post hit the front page.
Bonus points if you do not reply to this with the fun fact.
Bonus points if you do not reply to this with the fun fact.
Things I saw at Costco today but wish I hadn’t
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Things I saw at Costco today but wish I hadn’t
Lots of things technically wrong with this photo of last night’s sunset over the farm, but I like it a lot and the colors actually look true to life. Nifty fifty coming in clutch as always.
November 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Lots of things technically wrong with this photo of last night’s sunset over the farm, but I like it a lot and the colors actually look true to life. Nifty fifty coming in clutch as always.