Alyson Decker
@alysondecker.bsky.social
Litigator | Fractional General Counsel | Space Attorney 🚀 | Mediator | Employment Law Guru | Board Member | Luminary
Was waiting to buy a few things on sale and they are sold out now…
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Was waiting to buy a few things on sale and they are sold out now…
Reposted by Alyson Decker
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Yoga at home this morning felt so good. Considering going back to doing reformer Pilates at a studio after this trial.
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Yoga at home this morning felt so good. Considering going back to doing reformer Pilates at a studio after this trial.
Home for less than 48 hours- so excited to sleep in my bed for two nights though.
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Home for less than 48 hours- so excited to sleep in my bed for two nights though.
I finally am posting pictures from my mom’s early birthday celebration! We went to the Sumo + Sushi popup. It was my first time seeing sumo and I was amazed with the educational component, the show production, and the food and drinks. Really awesome experience.
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I finally am posting pictures from my mom’s early birthday celebration! We went to the Sumo + Sushi popup. It was my first time seeing sumo and I was amazed with the educational component, the show production, and the food and drinks. Really awesome experience.
The first trial I ever did I parachuted in weeks before to second chair it. After that trial ended I remember saying that’s what I wanted my career to be- trials- and preferably ones where I came in last minute.
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November 22, 2025 at 11:01 AM
The first trial I ever did I parachuted in weeks before to second chair it. After that trial ended I remember saying that’s what I wanted my career to be- trials- and preferably ones where I came in last minute.
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Gate and departure time for my connecting flight changed 3 times… I wish I could say work travel was glamorous- but it is just awful.
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Gate and departure time for my connecting flight changed 3 times… I wish I could say work travel was glamorous- but it is just awful.
Started the Holiday Season off right last night with a Thanksgiving Smash Burger at Hammer Burger. Complete with sweet potato fries.
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Started the Holiday Season off right last night with a Thanksgiving Smash Burger at Hammer Burger. Complete with sweet potato fries.
Went through TSA today for a domestic flight and the lady behind me was selected for a random screening of her phone. Is this now normal?
November 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Went through TSA today for a domestic flight and the lady behind me was selected for a random screening of her phone. Is this now normal?
Today my 5th trial/arbitration of 2025 starts in Flint, Michigan.
I’ve never had this many cases actually go to trial in a single year in my 18+ years of practicing. Will there be 6 for 2026?
#norestforthelitigator
I’ve never had this many cases actually go to trial in a single year in my 18+ years of practicing. Will there be 6 for 2026?
#norestforthelitigator
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Today my 5th trial/arbitration of 2025 starts in Flint, Michigan.
I’ve never had this many cases actually go to trial in a single year in my 18+ years of practicing. Will there be 6 for 2026?
#norestforthelitigator
I’ve never had this many cases actually go to trial in a single year in my 18+ years of practicing. Will there be 6 for 2026?
#norestforthelitigator
Getting from LA/OC to Flint, Michigan for trial is already a nightmare... but with random flight cancelations... oy... literally getting to trial is becoming half the battle.
November 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Getting from LA/OC to Flint, Michigan for trial is already a nightmare... but with random flight cancelations... oy... literally getting to trial is becoming half the battle.
Reposted by Alyson Decker
"Every six months, Meta earns $3.5 billion from just the portion of scam ads that 'present higher legal risk,' the [Meta] document says, such as those falsely claiming to represent a consumer brand...That figure almost certainly exceeds 'the cost of any regulatory settlement involving scam ads.'”
Meta is earning a fortune on a deluge of fraudulent ads, documents show
Meta projected 10% of its 2024 revenue would come from ads for scams and banned goods, and it internally estimates that its platforms show users 15 billion scam ads a day, company documents show.
www.reuters.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
"Every six months, Meta earns $3.5 billion from just the portion of scam ads that 'present higher legal risk,' the [Meta] document says, such as those falsely claiming to represent a consumer brand...That figure almost certainly exceeds 'the cost of any regulatory settlement involving scam ads.'”
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I absolutely hate flying with a passion and the past two days of flights for work have confirmed my belief that airlines have no concept of efficiency, humanity, or cleanliness.
November 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I absolutely hate flying with a passion and the past two days of flights for work have confirmed my belief that airlines have no concept of efficiency, humanity, or cleanliness.
Best part of today was meeting the Judge’s dog in chambers- hearings got continued and MSC lasted 5 minutes- but now we know more about the schedule and the courtroom and the flights/accommodations.
November 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Best part of today was meeting the Judge’s dog in chambers- hearings got continued and MSC lasted 5 minutes- but now we know more about the schedule and the courtroom and the flights/accommodations.
Made it to Flint for tomorrow’s MSC. Trial starts next week!
November 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Made it to Flint for tomorrow’s MSC. Trial starts next week!
Had to take my new Ugg boots off for security at the airport and the floor is disgusting because no one else is taking off their shoes. 🙃
November 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Had to take my new Ugg boots off for security at the airport and the floor is disgusting because no one else is taking off their shoes. 🙃
October has been a rollercoaster and Halloween didn’t turn out exactly as planned (disintegrating costume and mostly empty brewery) but last night I gave up on my hair- put on a witchy dress and nails- and we headed out to Playa Provisions for a yummy meal and a few last Halloween decorations.
November 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
October has been a rollercoaster and Halloween didn’t turn out exactly as planned (disintegrating costume and mostly empty brewery) but last night I gave up on my hair- put on a witchy dress and nails- and we headed out to Playa Provisions for a yummy meal and a few last Halloween decorations.
Took the cat on a Hamventure today. (His name is Hamlet.) Not pictured was the large hawk sitting at the base of a tree eating a squirrel. Hammie highly enjoyed the live squirrels and chilling in his travel backpack outdoors at a restaurant afterwards.
November 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Took the cat on a Hamventure today. (His name is Hamlet.) Not pictured was the large hawk sitting at the base of a tree eating a squirrel. Hammie highly enjoyed the live squirrels and chilling in his travel backpack outdoors at a restaurant afterwards.
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So in a case where I represent the Plaintiff, we won a large verdict and now are setting an evidentiary hearing for punitives and the other side just hired multiple partners from a big name law firm to handle this evidentiary hearing and I am boggled. Like the horses are out of the barn already.
October 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
So in a case where I represent the Plaintiff, we won a large verdict and now are setting an evidentiary hearing for punitives and the other side just hired multiple partners from a big name law firm to handle this evidentiary hearing and I am boggled. Like the horses are out of the barn already.