Time for Fascinating Aida to rewrite their song "My Dream Man"...

I resent web sites making me blame myself to resolve issues.
I didn't "Forgot my password", I'm resetting it because of your breach.
I didn't "Ordered the wrong item", you shipped the wrong thing.
etc, etc.
Stop blaming the user, or at least allow that the user may blame you once in a while.

Also, really, I took a train to London Waterloo, and then "mysteriously appeared" exiting the Underground at St Paul's. It doesn't take much to figure out how I got there.

... which used to be The Duke of York, and before that, in 2008, it was... The Elm Tree.
My family grew up navigating by pubs, and the directions are very often "turn left by what used to be The Cricketers, and right at the Three Tuns..."

That's beautiful.

Guessing you're watching live to find out if there's any indications it was cyber.

Anyone who uses threat, vulnerability and risk interchangeably.

Spend halloween with us some time. Looks like a scene from a zombie movie on our camera. Sadly, this year we're heading out of town.

But definitely Teams needs to up their game on the sharing front - best way to play a video through Teams? Apparently, you have to add it to a PowerPoint and present that, otherwise it does the decode, recode, decode dance. Zoom? Share, Advanced, Video file.

He renamed the whole company for an idea that never had legs.

Hand them three balls and see what they do.

If you turn off all the preventions and detections, the statistics that remain show zero evidence of hacking. Same as getting Covid figures down to zero.

The alternative is they throw up secretly in your slippers.

Barry in a green suit is just going to generate soooo many leprechaun jokes.