AltSamPiper
@altsampiper.bsky.social
Flying low, still figuring this out. Using same name as the bad place if you're inclined to vet before following me. You should, just on principle. Actually you should reconsider that follow...
As someone with 3 LSG dogs and a pit bull... can concur. They may as well be named FAFO dogs. Anything that's bred to kill coyotes isn't bothered by some redhat jackass.
November 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
As someone with 3 LSG dogs and a pit bull... can concur. They may as well be named FAFO dogs. Anything that's bred to kill coyotes isn't bothered by some redhat jackass.
"Flaming locks of auburn hair, with ivory skin and eyes of emerald green"
Y'all...
(I'm kidding, Reba's eyes are blue. I think)
Y'all...
(I'm kidding, Reba's eyes are blue. I think)
November 17, 2025 at 5:05 AM
"Flaming locks of auburn hair, with ivory skin and eyes of emerald green"
Y'all...
(I'm kidding, Reba's eyes are blue. I think)
Y'all...
(I'm kidding, Reba's eyes are blue. I think)
Counterpoint: it is NEVER okay to cover for a pedophile, Rep Massie.
November 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Counterpoint: it is NEVER okay to cover for a pedophile, Rep Massie.
The only vehicle I hated more was my 01 Grand Am. Full disclosure I had 2. I loved my first one but probably because I owned it less than 18mths before it was totaled by a deer. It was the 2nd one that made me hate them.
Seriously how do you look at this & not want to ragebeat it with a box wrench.
Seriously how do you look at this & not want to ragebeat it with a box wrench.
November 9, 2025 at 11:14 AM
The only vehicle I hated more was my 01 Grand Am. Full disclosure I had 2. I loved my first one but probably because I owned it less than 18mths before it was totaled by a deer. It was the 2nd one that made me hate them.
Seriously how do you look at this & not want to ragebeat it with a box wrench.
Seriously how do you look at this & not want to ragebeat it with a box wrench.
Meanwhile I want to crack somebody over the head with a spinner every time I have to take this fucking plate off to get to my friend's battery in her pickup truck.
November 9, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Meanwhile I want to crack somebody over the head with a spinner every time I have to take this fucking plate off to get to my friend's battery in her pickup truck.
Wait I've seen that before....
November 2, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Wait I've seen that before....
And the winner of the Breeders Cup Classic -on the same day- is also Japanese. 🇯🇵
November 2, 2025 at 5:46 AM
And the winner of the Breeders Cup Classic -on the same day- is also Japanese. 🇯🇵
Is this a government plate or personal?
October 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Is this a government plate or personal?
This doesn't appear to update dynamically but I checked the individual accounts and the White House is now number 5 on this list. Only 8k behind Wu.
October 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
This doesn't appear to update dynamically but I checked the individual accounts and the White House is now number 5 on this list. Only 8k behind Wu.
Update...
55,262 blocks in 9 hours
55,262 blocks in 9 hours
October 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Update...
55,262 blocks in 9 hours
55,262 blocks in 9 hours
As of about 20 minutes ago
October 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
As of about 20 minutes ago
Because I *had* to know...
October 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Because I *had* to know...
That's a whole lot of people focusing on that neckgina picture but we really should be talking about this. More importantly mainstream media should be talking about this...
October 15, 2025 at 6:01 AM
That's a whole lot of people focusing on that neckgina picture but we really should be talking about this. More importantly mainstream media should be talking about this...
I had a Jonesy as well. He was the exact opposite of the Orange Cat memes. We also had a pair of tabby brothers named Redford (red tabby) and Newman (blue tabby). I currently have one of hell's rejects named Bagheera.
September 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I had a Jonesy as well. He was the exact opposite of the Orange Cat memes. We also had a pair of tabby brothers named Redford (red tabby) and Newman (blue tabby). I currently have one of hell's rejects named Bagheera.
Wait if that the inspo for the minor league baseball team?
September 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Wait if that the inspo for the minor league baseball team?
Jealous! Here's my stunted little leaf buddy. He hasn't grown more than that in the 6 months since my cat ate its companion leaf. Because my cat is an asshole.
September 25, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Jealous! Here's my stunted little leaf buddy. He hasn't grown more than that in the 6 months since my cat ate its companion leaf. Because my cat is an asshole.
