ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U
altr-no-ego.bsky.social
ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U
@altr-no-ego.bsky.social
Cat Enthusiast, Tabletop Gamer, Media Consumer, EDH Ronin (occasional stream guest).
I feel like you're dynamite enough to make people suspicious...

Then again, every photo has me like," Yeah. She's 💣."
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Worth it?? 😨
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
That's awesome, Logan!

I feel like I'm one of 3 people waiting patiently for Chocobo Tracks Mog.

I hope he's not elevendy billion dollars.
November 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I was really hoping that the 5 color Commander was gonna be the Turtle Van.

But, I'm not a game designer.
November 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I sometimes use ten words where two will do. 😂
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Space. Was. Super. Fun.

And it gave me the Type line "Lobster Citizen".

I gotta build Ragost. I held off because a kid at my LGS wanted to brew him. Sadly, the kid moved recently.

Lobster is back on the menu.
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Limited was really fun, but I lost many a draft to 4-5 color piles of absolute nonsense. But, I did go 6-3 with 3 Cids on Arena. That was a day.
November 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Space was really fun! We were there for 3 seconds, but SPACE was REALLY FUN.
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I actually want to build Eddie Brock specifically because people acted like the world was on fire, and it didn't have fun cards.

To quote me," Some of y'all didn't play through Fallen Empires, and it shows."

I started to, but then, my computer exploded... So it had to simmer on the back burner.
November 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I hope they treat it with love and care. My inner-child would be very upset, otherwise.
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
From the standpoint of ripping packs/building new decks... Final Fantasy and Avatar are tied for first.

From the standpoint of most cards added to current decks I enjoy? Aetherdrift. It's like someone designed the set specifically to compliment my Boats deck.

Piss foils, especially. They're funny.
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
That sounds like a sunk-cost fallacy-based trauma response, Benji... 😂

Set real good.
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Also, board games are fun.
November 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I can always build another Boros deck.

Keep talking like that, and the Legion will revoke your Guild membership.

I won't accept weak sauce excuses.

DO IT! You know you want to. 🤍❤️
November 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Also, you are holding a signed copy of our mutual wife, Winota. I know you appreciate how beautiful, busted, powerful, and terrifying she is... (That said, most women are beautiful and terrifying, it's part of your charm.)

You can't appreciate Winota, and not love Magic.
November 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
What does liking Magic look like?

I really love the Fire Emblem series, but I also play on Lunatic difficulty.

I shout at the game like it's an abusive ex-girlfriend. That's how I know I'm playing Fire Emblem.
November 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
This pod seems too 🔥 to be legal.

I'll be in chat, if I'm not an eepy little guy.
November 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
That's a fantastic Type line.

Build Phlage - include this boy, Bosh, Brion Stoutarm, Inferno and Sun Titan, etc, etc. Fling big boys at people, profit.
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Also, note to self... When get new computer, redraw myself, and animate such GIFs to be more #TeamSteph .
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I'm going with a solid 5 times... Which I feel largely depends on the size of the shop/event attendance.
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Is this a team event, or individual? I'm always #TeamSteph , but it might be an occasion wherein I can be Team Steel City...
November 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Fair. That was literally the best part.
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Everyone was the cops in MKM, Zoe. Literally, everyone had a hat.
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I'm really mad about the green dude that makes a Mutavault token. I built The Jolly Balloon Man specifically to do that. I gotta jump through a bunch of hoops to populate them, so they stick around.

Green? Does it on ETB. *Grumble, grumble*. But, I'm super excited, and the art looks amazing! ☺️
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM