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Original resistance account for the NOAA. Not official account of NOAA but close enough we can forecast them.
Weather geek. Boat driver. Former airman. Weekend redneck. Coffee: black. Go Walz! 🌮
Weather geek. Boat driver. Former airman. Weekend redneck. Coffee: black. Go Walz! 🌮
People act as if it was impossible to express yourself or make social connections before the days of being able to post videos of your 14 year old self that you'll regret in your 20s when applying for an important job.
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
People act as if it was impossible to express yourself or make social connections before the days of being able to post videos of your 14 year old self that you'll regret in your 20s when applying for an important job.
He thinks he’s running a country.
December 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
He thinks he’s running a country.
If you don’t have a sticker like this on your breaker box, I pity you. Energy prices are not creeping up anymore, they’re jumping. And Trump has killed the tax credits which end at the end of this month. You might still be able to find a company that can get you set by then, but time is against you.
December 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
If you don’t have a sticker like this on your breaker box, I pity you. Energy prices are not creeping up anymore, they’re jumping. And Trump has killed the tax credits which end at the end of this month. You might still be able to find a company that can get you set by then, but time is against you.
This is the most dangerous court in the history of this nation.
December 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This is the most dangerous court in the history of this nation.
Trump tweeted gasoline was down to $1.99/ga in certain states. I’m guessing those states are In Saudi Arabia or something because in our country, Tulsa usually leads with lowest at the pump price (even lower than OKC). Here is Quiktrip and Walmart/Sams (usually the cheapest).
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Trump tweeted gasoline was down to $1.99/ga in certain states. I’m guessing those states are In Saudi Arabia or something because in our country, Tulsa usually leads with lowest at the pump price (even lower than OKC). Here is Quiktrip and Walmart/Sams (usually the cheapest).
It’s illegal to shoot at a downed pilot while they’re parachuting.They will be in a position of being able to fight when they hit the ground, but while they’re under canopy—they are off limits. It’s a war crime.
It’s the same for shipwrecked persons. When they’re in the water, they’re off limits.
It’s the same for shipwrecked persons. When they’re in the water, they’re off limits.
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 AM
It’s illegal to shoot at a downed pilot while they’re parachuting.They will be in a position of being able to fight when they hit the ground, but while they’re under canopy—they are off limits. It’s a war crime.
It’s the same for shipwrecked persons. When they’re in the water, they’re off limits.
It’s the same for shipwrecked persons. When they’re in the water, they’re off limits.
I'm a USMMA grad and have held a Merchant Mariner Credential (MMC) all my adult life, now a Master of unlimited tonnage...There is no chance the debris from small boat is a hazard to marine nav. A ship wouldn't even know it hit anything. But if it must be done - you must save people in water first!
December 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I'm a USMMA grad and have held a Merchant Mariner Credential (MMC) all my adult life, now a Master of unlimited tonnage...There is no chance the debris from small boat is a hazard to marine nav. A ship wouldn't even know it hit anything. But if it must be done - you must save people in water first!
Blurring pixels to focused object.
December 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Blurring pixels to focused object.
When a building is named after a President, it's usually not by the President getting their name on it. But nobody is going to name a building after Trump, except Trump.
December 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
When a building is named after a President, it's usually not by the President getting their name on it. But nobody is going to name a building after Trump, except Trump.
Mid-90s throwback. How many of you recognize Mr. Thundersnow?
December 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Mid-90s throwback. How many of you recognize Mr. Thundersnow?
That’s “ssecretary” Jäegermeister, according to his nameplate. Because Petey Boy is about the SS.
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 AM
That’s “ssecretary” Jäegermeister, according to his nameplate. Because Petey Boy is about the SS.
I’ve never seen a POTUS with more energy. You librats wanted Sleepy Joe Biden. But we got ourselves a powerhouse instead with President Trump! The man never stops! You thinking he’s sleeping here, but he’s not. He’s inspecting the presidential eyelids to make sure they still work is all!
December 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I’ve never seen a POTUS with more energy. You librats wanted Sleepy Joe Biden. But we got ourselves a powerhouse instead with President Trump! The man never stops! You thinking he’s sleeping here, but he’s not. He’s inspecting the presidential eyelids to make sure they still work is all!
December 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
It’s my third day of waiting on something that was past its delivery date three days ago. At this point, it would have been worth paying DoorDash to drive it across the country (except, I didn’t get a say in the matter). I think their workforce must have got deported.
December 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It’s my third day of waiting on something that was past its delivery date three days ago. At this point, it would have been worth paying DoorDash to drive it across the country (except, I didn’t get a say in the matter). I think their workforce must have got deported.
Filed under: Black people.
November 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Filed under: Black people.
You know, I've seen stranger things...
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
You know, I've seen stranger things...
Real tweet from a group of people with non-American ancestry.
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Real tweet from a group of people with non-American ancestry.
In Florida, 51% approve of how Trump is handling the economy (because he isn't Black).
November 28, 2025 at 11:43 AM
In Florida, 51% approve of how Trump is handling the economy (because he isn't Black).
Allegiant Airlines spent $700M to build a resort in Florida. Trump's policies have killed tourism in Florida and they just sold the entire resort for $200M to Hilton. They lost half a billion dollars and a major owner picks it up at a steal.
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Allegiant Airlines spent $700M to build a resort in Florida. Trump's policies have killed tourism in Florida and they just sold the entire resort for $200M to Hilton. They lost half a billion dollars and a major owner picks it up at a steal.
Donald Trump created this situation, entirely.
1. He pulled ALL our military forces out of Afghanistan and didn't even intend to hold Bagram (see his agreement with Taliban).
2. He unnecessarily deployed uniformed troops near White House when DC Civil Authority is capable of law enforcement.
1. He pulled ALL our military forces out of Afghanistan and didn't even intend to hold Bagram (see his agreement with Taliban).
2. He unnecessarily deployed uniformed troops near White House when DC Civil Authority is capable of law enforcement.
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Donald Trump created this situation, entirely.
1. He pulled ALL our military forces out of Afghanistan and didn't even intend to hold Bagram (see his agreement with Taliban).
2. He unnecessarily deployed uniformed troops near White House when DC Civil Authority is capable of law enforcement.
1. He pulled ALL our military forces out of Afghanistan and didn't even intend to hold Bagram (see his agreement with Taliban).
2. He unnecessarily deployed uniformed troops near White House when DC Civil Authority is capable of law enforcement.
Trump says his plan to withdraw from Afghanistan included keeping Bagram. But this isn't true, at all. Here is the agreement that Donald Trump made with the Taliban without the existing Government of Afghanistan at the time.
Withdraw "all military forces"... Nothing says "We keep Bagram".
Withdraw "all military forces"... Nothing says "We keep Bagram".
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Trump says his plan to withdraw from Afghanistan included keeping Bagram. But this isn't true, at all. Here is the agreement that Donald Trump made with the Taliban without the existing Government of Afghanistan at the time.
Withdraw "all military forces"... Nothing says "We keep Bagram".
Withdraw "all military forces"... Nothing says "We keep Bagram".
I spent years in Afghanistan, I think (re)vetting refugees is a good idea.
That said, our nation promised these people a free and democratic Afghanistan and then Trump reneged on those promises and set a bunch of terrorists free who then hunted the families of these refugees. That's the crime.
That said, our nation promised these people a free and democratic Afghanistan and then Trump reneged on those promises and set a bunch of terrorists free who then hunted the families of these refugees. That's the crime.
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I spent years in Afghanistan, I think (re)vetting refugees is a good idea.
That said, our nation promised these people a free and democratic Afghanistan and then Trump reneged on those promises and set a bunch of terrorists free who then hunted the families of these refugees. That's the crime.
That said, our nation promised these people a free and democratic Afghanistan and then Trump reneged on those promises and set a bunch of terrorists free who then hunted the families of these refugees. That's the crime.
This is essentially the first public Tornado Watch issued in the USA (then called a bulletin). This was issued on March 17th, 1952. The triangles denote positions of reported tornadoes during the valid watch period. Better luck next time!
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This is essentially the first public Tornado Watch issued in the USA (then called a bulletin). This was issued on March 17th, 1952. The triangles denote positions of reported tornadoes during the valid watch period. Better luck next time!
The first electronic computer used for weather forecasting in the U.S. was the ENIAC, which produced the first successful numerical weather prediction in 1950. Two years later, an IBM 1620 (right) was installed at the SELS (predecessor to the Storm Prediction Center) office in Kansas City.
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The first electronic computer used for weather forecasting in the U.S. was the ENIAC, which produced the first successful numerical weather prediction in 1950. Two years later, an IBM 1620 (right) was installed at the SELS (predecessor to the Storm Prediction Center) office in Kansas City.