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insect who dreamt it was a girl
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when you're running any kind of networking cable, it's important to avoid sharp corners. the 0s usually make it around, but the 1s can get stuck
December 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
i think it might be time to come out to my family lol
December 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Ten years into your transition you gain the option to prestige: restarting your transition to gain valuable bonuses. These include things like a percentage modifier on your breast growth curve or gaining slightly more Change per mg of estrogen, but also unique artifacts that unlock new play styles,
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
ok?
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
i work at a bread store whose mascot is a flying pig. here are some of the doodles i’ve made on this theme
November 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The petri dish is a fraudulent Liberal utopia where everyone gets unlimited agar-agar just for participating
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
most people look normal
November 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware
November 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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when new horizons came out i hadn’t started estrogen but i was wearing dresses on and off. you could say i was the animal, that was crossing
October 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
T-T ty so much, this means a lot!!!!
Verses by @alt.red is one of the best pieces of short fiction (interactive or otherwise) i’ve encountered in years. gorgeously bleak, elegiac prose. a clever translation mechanic. crushing in ways i hadn’t anticipated. it made me cry and i think you should read it!! slugzuki.itch.io/verses
Verses by slugzuki
explore future romania, read poetry, eat meaning
slugzuki.itch.io
October 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
October 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
(rizzing up a trans girl) can i fuck that ass before you replace it with a pussy
October 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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mishearing my date after the movie ends: you want me to follow you to your litterbox?? oh my god yes. lead the way
August 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
hey. me again
September 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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4️⃣2️⃣ You have 42 hours left to buy Queer Games Bundle 2025. Get over 600 radical, heartfelt games and projects for $60 (or $10+), less than the price of one AAA game. This morning, we've passed $80,000 for queer artists.

itch.io/b/3062
September 8, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Give me and my friends UBI and free healthcare and I’ll set your precious jobs market free. Until then, a random CEO will wake up next to a cut power cable for an AI server every day
September 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
me at the beach (my friends are just out of frame, laughing)
August 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
my game ‘verses’ is in this bundle :-)
✨ It's finally time. The fifth Queer Games Bundle is live now. For $60 (or $10+), get over 600 games, TTRPGs, zines, and more. Support over 300 queer artists for their survival and future art.

itch.io/b/3062/
July 30, 2025 at 12:12 PM
sunset in western mass
July 16, 2025 at 6:22 AM
kitchen outside
July 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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every boymoder is a policy failure
July 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
with photos of spree killers
alt.red kitchen @alt.red · Mar 13
mattress ad thats like “he never would’ve done that shit if he’d had a Tempur-Pedic.”
June 19, 2025 at 4:24 AM
red rock canyon on the pentax 6x7
June 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
i got my film scans from the mountains outside vegas and they look pretty good
June 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM