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@alochmar.bsky.social
High Mobility Banana Rocket System. The CIA, which never existed, definitely doesn't exist in 2025.

Interdepartmental Department Manager, ANTIFA International, Inc.

Location: Langley, Virginia
#NAFO
Literally weakest president ever.
November 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Especially their nuclear torpedoes. They'll sink the whole UK, any day now!
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I was gonna say "it realized where the real enemy was", but it wasn't even that.. it was more like "no way, I don't wanna go on"
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Reposting here: bsky.app/profile/aloc...
One fiver to @teoyaomiquu.bsky.social for excavators! Plus @leoskyview.bsky.social has a substantial match going until Nov 30th! More info here: bsky.app/profile/leos...
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Hello you mad lads and lassies! My contributions today: bsky.app/profile/aloc...
Hello guys. One more Friday, let's help our friends on the front: ⬇️
💛💙𝗜𝘁’𝘀 #FiverFriday - 𝗟𝗲𝘁’𝘀 𝗴𝗼!

Today you can help close fundraisers and make the invisible fundraisers visible.
Just ❗QUOTE/COMMENT❗ this post with a 📸screenshot of your $5 €5 £5 donation, add a description and tag the Bsky handle or add a link for donations

⤵️1/2
#NAFO #Ukraine #StandWithUkraine
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
That's it for today. Be cool everyone. ✌️❤️
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Lastly, my weekly fiver to Come Back Alive (savelife.in.ua/en/), one of the premier NGO's working to keep Ukraine safe. Check it out!
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
One fiver to @teoyaomiquu.bsky.social for excavators! Plus @leoskyview.bsky.social has a substantial match going until Nov 30th! More info here: bsky.app/profile/leos...
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
One fiver to @trinzu.bsky.social for Defcon Tribe needs! More info here: bsky.app/profile/trin...
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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You might ask, @randinetfella.bsky.social, have you gone crazy? This is not a donation receipt? 🤔

I already was (story for another time 🤣) and correct! 😉

Since it is #FiverFriday, I thought I would show you my contribution to @dzygaspaw.com Secret Santa!

#DonateToUkraine #FNDRUA #StandWithUkraine
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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#FiverFriday to my usual suspects - with added info courtesy of Moxie 🫶🏻
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Friends, please support heroes from 5 Obr, evacuating group needs car for Kupyansk
Please help us 🫂🫂

🅿️aypal: [email protected]

bsky.app/profile/drad...
It's #FiverFriday
Donate 5$ to fighters from critical Kupyansk🙏
Please support these heroes in fight for freedom 🇺🇦🫡

🚨Evacuation group 5 Obr from Kupyansk direction needs pickup truck for transport and evacuation of wounded.

🎯: 8500$
✅️: 245$

🅿️aypal: [email protected]

Thank you 🫂❤️
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Thank you fellas for your support 🫶
bsky.app/profile/chut...
#FiverFriday today ! 💙💛

🔋 Ecoflow for @Ambako007 :
✅ 145 (+5 ☕) = 150 /751$ 🎯
🅿️ [email protected]
ko-fi.com/mariemuller

🚙 Car for Zura @mode23976 :
✅ 1257 (+280 ☕) = 1537 /5000$ 🎯
🅿️ [email protected]
buymeacoffee.com/mariemuller

🎁 Raffle for Zura ⤵️
It's #FiverFriday fellas and...
👉 NEW PRIZE UNLOCKED 💙💛
Our dear French fellinas
@pasfolle.bsky.social & @NAFOBestTeam (on Twitter) offered to add Zura's raffle one of these cute handmade keyrings !! Ticket is 10 $€£ 🎟️
🅿️ : [email protected]
☕ : buymeacoffee.com/mariemuller
November 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Fellas, Fellarinas, we need your Fivers as well - or at least your reposts.

The 93rd Brigade Alcatraz needs two buggies to get 🇺🇦 wounded out to save their lives!
One buggy is done.
Goal left: $ 15.915

We made 5% of the 18k goal this month, at this rate we will need forever for Buggy 2.
Friends, please help 🇺🇦 93rd Brigade Alcatraz!

They need mud-ready MedEvac Buggies!
Caolan Robertson & SpiritofUkraine are collecting!

Wounded have to go a long way, lets make sure they can get to safety even in mud and snow!

🧵1/5
#NAFO #FNDRUA #StandWithUkraine #DonateToUkraine #Ukraine
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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A fiver for @horia85.bsky.social’s Christmas mission?

Instead (or in addition to), you could print off this flyer and post it anywhere you think it could reach potential donors this holiday season!
🚨 🚨 🚨

Fellas, can you help @horia85.bsky.social bring Christmas to Ukrainian Orphanages?

Of course you can donate but you can also spread the word offline (follow the thread)…

This upcoming year the orphanages will need more financial help than in the prior 4 years!!!

1/🧵
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Fiver Friday for drones! (We are talking film and TV to directors from Vancouver BC. They came to celebrate Thanksgiving with our family in Washington State.) Slava Canada! Slava Ukraini!

Payment was successful
Payment number: WFP-SOC-9820343-692a0b3c7c9db
10 USD
FPV WILD HORNETS
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Fiver Fridays for the Wild Hornets STING anti-Shahed drones raffle!🐝

ruzzia murders civilians daily with its mass strikes, including 56 killed and 360 injured since Nov 19

Please join the Wild Hornets raffle to help stop ruzzia's terrorism—we can save lives!
bsky.app/profile/wild...
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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#Fellas #Nafo #FiverFriday #Donate2Ukraine

@lbartow.bsky.social together with @carforukraine.bsky.social raise funds for a rocket launcher for the 🇺🇦 armed forces.

Her fundraiser is stuck, please help 🙏
🎯 $ 12.500
✅ $ 860.70
👇
car4ukraine.com/en-US/campai...
bsky.app/profile/lbar...
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM