Andrew x
@almostwittylondon.bsky.social
Random attempts at #london #wit and #anecdotes, and overthinking #popculture. Intrigued by #comedy #film #doctorwho #microsoft365 #petshopboys #synth #w12 #w6 #hongkong #cymru #notwhite . Hubs/dad. #British+. He/him.
Me: I need to eat more healthily.
Also me: it was Poutine yesterday. Turkish today. Pub twice tomorrow. Pizza Saturday. Unlimited roast on Sunday.
I'm not very popular, normally.
Also me: it was Poutine yesterday. Turkish today. Pub twice tomorrow. Pizza Saturday. Unlimited roast on Sunday.
I'm not very popular, normally.
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Me: I need to eat more healthily.
Also me: it was Poutine yesterday. Turkish today. Pub twice tomorrow. Pizza Saturday. Unlimited roast on Sunday.
I'm not very popular, normally.
Also me: it was Poutine yesterday. Turkish today. Pub twice tomorrow. Pizza Saturday. Unlimited roast on Sunday.
I'm not very popular, normally.
A 1990s-themed bar in Covent Garden. Which is a bit like in 1995 going to a 1950s-themed bar.
Now if only they served Hooch or snakebites... (and I'm reasonably sure karaoke wasn't a thing in 1995)
Now if only they served Hooch or snakebites... (and I'm reasonably sure karaoke wasn't a thing in 1995)
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
A 1990s-themed bar in Covent Garden. Which is a bit like in 1995 going to a 1950s-themed bar.
Now if only they served Hooch or snakebites... (and I'm reasonably sure karaoke wasn't a thing in 1995)
Now if only they served Hooch or snakebites... (and I'm reasonably sure karaoke wasn't a thing in 1995)
Somehow still standing in the heart of Fitzrovia near the British Museum. Why has this not been replaced yet with some hideously expensive gleaming glass structure for rich shoppers?
Uno, dos, tres, quatro !
#sexpress #s.express #1980smusic
Uno, dos, tres, quatro !
#sexpress #s.express #1980smusic
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Somehow still standing in the heart of Fitzrovia near the British Museum. Why has this not been replaced yet with some hideously expensive gleaming glass structure for rich shoppers?
Uno, dos, tres, quatro !
#sexpress #s.express #1980smusic
Uno, dos, tres, quatro !
#sexpress #s.express #1980smusic
October 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Who knew that all it took to get the loving attention of a lovely dog was to hold an egg sandwich in my other hand? #millie #dog #dogsofbluesky
October 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Who knew that all it took to get the loving attention of a lovely dog was to hold an egg sandwich in my other hand? #millie #dog #dogsofbluesky
My memory vs the Internet. A horrifying tale.
So I really have distinct memories of playing #sleepingdogs - a superlative open-world gangster/police game set in Hong Kong - in January 2011.
I remember the sofa I was sat on, where I was playing it... (1/2)
So I really have distinct memories of playing #sleepingdogs - a superlative open-world gangster/police game set in Hong Kong - in January 2011.
I remember the sofa I was sat on, where I was playing it... (1/2)
October 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
My memory vs the Internet. A horrifying tale.
So I really have distinct memories of playing #sleepingdogs - a superlative open-world gangster/police game set in Hong Kong - in January 2011.
I remember the sofa I was sat on, where I was playing it... (1/2)
So I really have distinct memories of playing #sleepingdogs - a superlative open-world gangster/police game set in Hong Kong - in January 2011.
I remember the sofa I was sat on, where I was playing it... (1/2)
I'm not saying that the forces of destiny are conspiring against my innovative microwave cheese floppies but look at what I've just been given...
October 4, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I'm not saying that the forces of destiny are conspiring against my innovative microwave cheese floppies but look at what I've just been given...
Today's most #ridiculous description of a #charityshop item, as described by the Oxfam Dalston store.
youtu.be/yPnaNrVFNAw
youtu.be/yPnaNrVFNAw
The most ridiculous description for an amazing #charityshop find
YouTube video by Almost witty
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September 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Today's most #ridiculous description of a #charityshop item, as described by the Oxfam Dalston store.
youtu.be/yPnaNrVFNAw
youtu.be/yPnaNrVFNAw
Probably not the day to suggest a change on the venerated London Transport / Underground map but ...
It's a short walk between Dalton Kingsland and Dalston Junction station. So why wouldn't there be a handy dotted line to show how you can walk (without rhythm) between them?
#tfl #london #dalston
It's a short walk between Dalton Kingsland and Dalston Junction station. So why wouldn't there be a handy dotted line to show how you can walk (without rhythm) between them?
#tfl #london #dalston
September 11, 2025 at 10:15 AM
September 5, 2025 at 9:03 AM
*taps microphone
It is my considered opinion that the yuzu lemon Jaffa cakes, while an improvement on the traditional orange Jaffa cake, is no substitute for the S-tier that was the lemon/lime Jaffa cake. *Pours one out
It is my considered opinion that the yuzu lemon Jaffa cakes, while an improvement on the traditional orange Jaffa cake, is no substitute for the S-tier that was the lemon/lime Jaffa cake. *Pours one out
August 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
*taps microphone
It is my considered opinion that the yuzu lemon Jaffa cakes, while an improvement on the traditional orange Jaffa cake, is no substitute for the S-tier that was the lemon/lime Jaffa cake. *Pours one out
It is my considered opinion that the yuzu lemon Jaffa cakes, while an improvement on the traditional orange Jaffa cake, is no substitute for the S-tier that was the lemon/lime Jaffa cake. *Pours one out
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There's a realistic chance we get to a position where Wikipedia is blocked while official government accounts are posting on a site that created MechaHitler AI
OSA is gonna make us lose access to fucking wikipedia
write to your MPs.
write to your MPs.
July 27, 2025 at 12:16 PM
There's a realistic chance we get to a position where Wikipedia is blocked while official government accounts are posting on a site that created MechaHitler AI
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Is he trying to get people who look like 'foreigners' and deliver food attacked, assaulted, & racially abused? Because that's what that tweet does. I cannot believe it. Completely tone deaf. And entirely irresponsible.
July 23, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Is he trying to get people who look like 'foreigners' and deliver food attacked, assaulted, & racially abused? Because that's what that tweet does. I cannot believe it. Completely tone deaf. And entirely irresponsible.
Yay. For the privilege of using a social media app like BlueSky, I can either give some random company my credit card or my face scan. Happy happy joy joy.
July 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Yay. For the privilege of using a social media app like BlueSky, I can either give some random company my credit card or my face scan. Happy happy joy joy.
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Except, of course, it won’t.
The government asked the country’s best legal experts, medical professionals, internet analysts & childcare specialists for advice about their proposed new Daily Mail-pleasing law & were told it would achieve nothing but data harvesting. They went ahead anyway. *sigh*
The government asked the country’s best legal experts, medical professionals, internet analysts & childcare specialists for advice about their proposed new Daily Mail-pleasing law & were told it would achieve nothing but data harvesting. They went ahead anyway. *sigh*
July 24, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Except, of course, it won’t.
The government asked the country’s best legal experts, medical professionals, internet analysts & childcare specialists for advice about their proposed new Daily Mail-pleasing law & were told it would achieve nothing but data harvesting. They went ahead anyway. *sigh*
The government asked the country’s best legal experts, medical professionals, internet analysts & childcare specialists for advice about their proposed new Daily Mail-pleasing law & were told it would achieve nothing but data harvesting. They went ahead anyway. *sigh*
Now being asked to prove my age to use BlueSky. Yay. This should be interesting.
July 24, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Now being asked to prove my age to use BlueSky. Yay. This should be interesting.
The amount of contradictions from this British voter...
July 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The amount of contradictions from this British voter...
Come back to the office this summer, they said. We're building a nice garden for people to take their lunch and drink their coffee, they said.
July 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Come back to the office this summer, they said. We're building a nice garden for people to take their lunch and drink their coffee, they said.
It's so warm/hot in London today that the birds are taking a bath.
It's so cold in my air-conditioned office that I'm drinking a hot cup of coffee to try and stay warm.
It's so cold in my air-conditioned office that I'm drinking a hot cup of coffee to try and stay warm.
June 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
It's so warm/hot in London today that the birds are taking a bath.
It's so cold in my air-conditioned office that I'm drinking a hot cup of coffee to try and stay warm.
It's so cold in my air-conditioned office that I'm drinking a hot cup of coffee to try and stay warm.
British Heart Foundation: this eye-catching advertising billboard will remind everyone to #listentoyourheart
GenX Internet users: Isn't that ... #goatse?
GenX Internet users: Isn't that ... #goatse?
June 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
British Heart Foundation: this eye-catching advertising billboard will remind everyone to #listentoyourheart
GenX Internet users: Isn't that ... #goatse?
GenX Internet users: Isn't that ... #goatse?
My diet is ruined. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DRINK IN THE WORLD IS BACK IN MY WORK PUB!
June 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
My diet is ruined. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DRINK IN THE WORLD IS BACK IN MY WORK PUB!