lol at the start of that he blows off a question about his children

Writing one where he doesn't exist at all would be easier. Even IRL, he barely fogs a mirror.

I can hear this in his voice lol

the holy spirit stole a piece of "the mother flame" and gave it to satan to power his ancient weapon. now God, Jesus, and 3 other versions of himself he made in this version need to escape, so they ask for help from monkey d luffy. in the bible

oh yeah I have that on steam it's sick

yeah reminds me of suikoden a bit

you know why

there's a monthly gun show at the fairgrounds here and they have radio ads for it that claim violent crime is UP

wait'll they found out what happens when you stand all day for years (fucks up your back)

the weirdly steaming burger in ads

In a significantly weirder case, "Sleeping Lady with Black Vase" is a 1928 oil painting by Róbert Berény. It was lost in WWII, and considered looted by the Nazis and likely destroyed afterwards in the chaos... until someone recognized it as set dressing in the movie "Stuart Little."

Yes, really.

or robocop