Tessa Valentine
@allofmylovetess.bsky.social
Content Moderator, Writer, Digital Archivist, & Community Manager｜She/They｜💜 GrinnyWeasley｜🥄🧹🌈｜N🐝｜🍳♠️｜#F3SKS & #ThanksgiveawAYY｜BLM｜ACAB｜ANTIFA｜🔔🐷👑
Anyone got any ideas why TikTok hates jerboas?
June 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Anyone got any ideas why TikTok hates jerboas?
Love the birthday emails I get from companies like @Dove! It's what I've always wanted! 😐
November 16, 2024 at 8:59 AM
Love the birthday emails I get from companies like @Dove! It's what I've always wanted! 😐
Here we see Katie showing a common way that forced birthers try to pretend personal choice is what pro-choice means. We don't care what anyone's personal choice is, we just don't want the government deciding for anyone what to do with their own damn bodies.
November 16, 2024 at 9:46 AM
Here we see Katie showing a common way that forced birthers try to pretend personal choice is what pro-choice means. We don't care what anyone's personal choice is, we just don't want the government deciding for anyone what to do with their own damn bodies.
How the hell I managed to order a quart of milk and my Kroger delivery shopper gets me three but there's no way for me to find the original order to confirm I didn't mess up or they didn't try and screw me over...
November 16, 2024 at 9:46 AM
How the hell I managed to order a quart of milk and my Kroger delivery shopper gets me three but there's no way for me to find the original order to confirm I didn't mess up or they didn't try and screw me over...
Small town Ohio village administrators harassing people round... whatever we're on now
November 16, 2024 at 9:55 AM
Small town Ohio village administrators harassing people round... whatever we're on now
I'm so tired of Instacart shoppers taking items that are on sale (in this case normally $6.99 on sale for $2.99) and substituting more expensive items that AREN'T on sale ($8.99) and doing it RIGHT before checkout. Ya girl out here paying $44.95 when she expected $14.95.
November 16, 2024 at 11:39 AM
I'm so tired of Instacart shoppers taking items that are on sale (in this case normally $6.99 on sale for $2.99) and substituting more expensive items that AREN'T on sale ($8.99) and doing it RIGHT before checkout. Ya girl out here paying $44.95 when she expected $14.95.
Did anyone else's trending just flip completely to Japan for no reason?
November 16, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Did anyone else's trending just flip completely to Japan for no reason?
Y'all remember when to get us to go from Twitch Turbo Amazon let us have all those features if we linked our Prime accounts to Twitch?
We said "they'll take ad free away from Prime and roll Twitch Turbo back out at a price hike to double bill us" and y'all called us paranoid...
We said "they'll take ad free away from Prime and roll Twitch Turbo back out at a price hike to double bill us" and y'all called us paranoid...
November 16, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Y'all remember when to get us to go from Twitch Turbo Amazon let us have all those features if we linked our Prime accounts to Twitch?
We said "they'll take ad free away from Prime and roll Twitch Turbo back out at a price hike to double bill us" and y'all called us paranoid...
We said "they'll take ad free away from Prime and roll Twitch Turbo back out at a price hike to double bill us" and y'all called us paranoid...
Get you a friend like @michaelthesad because you get some really great blackmail material...
November 16, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Get you a friend like @michaelthesad because you get some really great blackmail material...
Me, one year ago, who was unemployed, grieving so many people including my mother, trying to help my dad get on top of everything, and really not knowing what the future held could not imagine where I am now, just one year later. SO MUCH has changed for the better. You got this.
November 16, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Me, one year ago, who was unemployed, grieving so many people including my mother, trying to help my dad get on top of everything, and really not knowing what the future held could not imagine where I am now, just one year later. SO MUCH has changed for the better. You got this.
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally? https://https://t.co/2fF8cwTbQ5
November 16, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally? https://https://t.co/2fF8cwTbQ5
Go birdman, go! @Ph1LzA going into the unknown outside MCC's walls
November 16, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Go birdman, go! @Ph1LzA going into the unknown outside MCC's walls
Send good vibes to Marilyn, she's got blood in her urine and a vet appointment tomorrow
November 16, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Send good vibes to Marilyn, she's got blood in her urine and a vet appointment tomorrow
On today's episode of Amazon, What The Hell?! we have a truly iconic duck horse that has been recommended to me!
https://a.co/d/aqSOAHv
https://a.co/d/aqSOAHv
November 16, 2024 at 5:28 PM
On today's episode of Amazon, What The Hell?! we have a truly iconic duck horse that has been recommended to me!
https://a.co/d/aqSOAHv
https://a.co/d/aqSOAHv
@TheGoddamnDM HAPPY BIRTH!
November 16, 2024 at 6:12 PM
@TheGoddamnDM HAPPY BIRTH!
AYYY! We got the first death threat for not supporting people not supporting me! A heads up, putting in all that work to find my comments about the game, clicking on my profile, reading the bio, starting a DM, writing the DM, just to call me a "whiny little bitch with no life" is
November 16, 2024 at 6:29 PM
AYYY! We got the first death threat for not supporting people not supporting me! A heads up, putting in all that work to find my comments about the game, clicking on my profile, reading the bio, starting a DM, writing the DM, just to call me a "whiny little bitch with no life" is
*deep sigh* I have so little to give but I feel like a freeloader.
November 16, 2024 at 6:45 PM
*deep sigh* I have so little to give but I feel like a freeloader.
The biggest pain in the ass in having friends all over the world is NO ONE IS CLOSE ENOUGH TO GIVE ME RIDES TO THE DENTIST FOR REPEATED SURGERIES! I have a ton of people I know would help but they're not even close to where I am. My brother's only days off are also the dentist's.
November 16, 2024 at 7:01 PM
The biggest pain in the ass in having friends all over the world is NO ONE IS CLOSE ENOUGH TO GIVE ME RIDES TO THE DENTIST FOR REPEATED SURGERIES! I have a ton of people I know would help but they're not even close to where I am. My brother's only days off are also the dentist's.
If you need me
November 16, 2024 at 8:58 PM
If you need me
THAT WAS THE LONGEST DODGEBOLT EVER AND I AM STRESSED BUT SO HAPPY! LET'S GOOOOO!
November 16, 2024 at 9:15 PM
THAT WAS THE LONGEST DODGEBOLT EVER AND I AM STRESSED BUT SO HAPPY! LET'S GOOOOO!
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