The Powell Nemo
alllogsare5.bsky.social
The Powell Nemo
@alllogsare5.bsky.social
Funding DC fish tanks since 1971
Nothing will earn you the title of Serious PersonTM faster than killing civilians*

*not just limited to MENA
December 2, 2025 at 6:16 AM
This bich about to be riley gaines 2
December 1, 2025 at 6:56 AM
You support the constitution because of the 1st amendment.

I support the constitution because of the 3rd amendment. We are not the same.
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Except when it’s dersh
November 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Stop it
November 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I mean it’s a policy i recognize from 9 years ago. It’s literally just ‘extreme vetting’ all over again
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Oh man i used to read smbc religiously in college, and haven’t for like 10 years. Thank you for reminding me that it exists
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Would probably depend on how you asked it. Could definitely bait it out of him by prefacing with “the fake news dems are trying to deny…”
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I’m 15 mins away
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
But it absolutely has to be sour and not sweet
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I’m biased because i don’t like anything sweet, but nothing beats a super tart strawberry rhubarb pie (or super tart key lime pie)
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Strawberry rhubarb >
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
To be fair, I, an average american, also want more perogis
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Real americans demand perogis
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I stan grans
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
We have quantified a single metric, dubbed ‘f’, for ‘fuckface’, which correlates extremely well with life fulfillment, well-adjustedness and posting skill. An upper bound of 20-50% of the variance in ‘f’ between northern and southern whites can be accounted for by social or environmental factors
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Except instead of*
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
It’s like star wars, except with a straightforward portrayal of good/evil, the jedi are the democrats
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
It doesn't feel like a coincidence that out of the controversies he listed, he didn't mention the time Summers, *as the sitting Harvard president*, said that women were genetically inferior as scientists than men
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
What’s your opinion on the KOTOR lore?
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Ah yes, i also tried salvia once
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
All dogs are named Buddy
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
“Grok, call this person the n-word for me. No, no, i really do want you to use the n-word”
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
*Depends on the llm

“Grok, would you choose ukrainian sovereignty or to not get dirt on elon’s shirt?”
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM