Alli
@allisonkelba.com
BMI : 60% tea, 36% jellybeans, 4% cat fur
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I can say with 100% certainty im less productive in the office and forced collaboration makes me hate being there.
December 9, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I can say with 100% certainty im less productive in the office and forced collaboration makes me hate being there.
Good because kittens might see that.
December 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Good because kittens might see that.
And when you orgasm and say oh god, it starts laying oh come all ye faithful.
December 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
And when you orgasm and say oh god, it starts laying oh come all ye faithful.
It’s an achievement marker that thier noses are so stained in 💩, they can no longer smell smells.
December 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
It’s an achievement marker that thier noses are so stained in 💩, they can no longer smell smells.
Bingo dabbers aren’t just bingo dabbers
December 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Bingo dabbers aren’t just bingo dabbers
For canadians: now at Winners.
December 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
For canadians: now at Winners.
Unpacking the Christmas Decorations Ken needs to invent a time machine so he can go visit Putting Away the Christmas Decorations Ken and say STOP IT!
November 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Unpacking the Christmas Decorations Ken needs to invent a time machine so he can go visit Putting Away the Christmas Decorations Ken and say STOP IT!
I was forced to read *gasp 🫢
Just kidding, i played games on my phone like a normal person person.
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Just kidding, i played games on my phone like a normal person person.
🤭
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I was forced to read *gasp 🫢
Just kidding, i played games on my phone like a normal person person.
🤭
Just kidding, i played games on my phone like a normal person person.
🤭
Maybe it’s bo. It’s beyond bo. It’s bbo.
November 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Maybe it’s bo. It’s beyond bo. It’s bbo.
Neat. When i stayed at a hotel a couple years ago in winnipeg, I learned it was also a place of stay for northern communities, mostly first nation, for medical access. I was like hmm, i don’t think we have a go-to place like this at home.
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Neat. When i stayed at a hotel a couple years ago in winnipeg, I learned it was also a place of stay for northern communities, mostly first nation, for medical access. I was like hmm, i don’t think we have a go-to place like this at home.
Is this like the facebook thing your aunt shares every few months. “I do not give permission to Facebook to share…” blah blah blah
November 29, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Is this like the facebook thing your aunt shares every few months. “I do not give permission to Facebook to share…” blah blah blah
Something about the gravy being too salty or something yeah no hhhmm
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Something about the gravy being too salty or something yeah no hhhmm