Alligator Jesie
@alligatorjesie.bsky.social
Silicone Dicksmith - kill your fuckin' lawn
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Head Canon:
those jedi texts are pretty new looking for being very old books
i think Ben Solo transcribed at least a few of them himself while at Luke's academy
those jedi texts are pretty new looking for being very old books
i think Ben Solo transcribed at least a few of them himself while at Luke's academy
December 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Head Canon:
those jedi texts are pretty new looking for being very old books
i think Ben Solo transcribed at least a few of them himself while at Luke's academy
those jedi texts are pretty new looking for being very old books
i think Ben Solo transcribed at least a few of them himself while at Luke's academy
be angry
i don't give a shit
but the shippers had absolutely zero control over where this series went & blaming us for the directors/writers decisions, 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴, is like blaming bakers for rising egg prices
be mad at jj abrams & terrio
fans didn't make Ben Solo related 2 Han & Leia
i don't give a shit
but the shippers had absolutely zero control over where this series went & blaming us for the directors/writers decisions, 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴, is like blaming bakers for rising egg prices
be mad at jj abrams & terrio
fans didn't make Ben Solo related 2 Han & Leia
December 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
be angry
i don't give a shit
but the shippers had absolutely zero control over where this series went & blaming us for the directors/writers decisions, 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴, is like blaming bakers for rising egg prices
be mad at jj abrams & terrio
fans didn't make Ben Solo related 2 Han & Leia
i don't give a shit
but the shippers had absolutely zero control over where this series went & blaming us for the directors/writers decisions, 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴, is like blaming bakers for rising egg prices
be mad at jj abrams & terrio
fans didn't make Ben Solo related 2 Han & Leia
that interrogation scene in TFA is telling
Ben says he sees a whole bunch of shit from Rey he's been experiencing
'you're lonely, struggle to sleep'
yeah Ben sounds familiar
i think he was also dreaming of a ocean/island & it's why he brought it up & I won't be convinced otherwise
Ben says he sees a whole bunch of shit from Rey he's been experiencing
'you're lonely, struggle to sleep'
yeah Ben sounds familiar
i think he was also dreaming of a ocean/island & it's why he brought it up & I won't be convinced otherwise
December 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
that interrogation scene in TFA is telling
Ben says he sees a whole bunch of shit from Rey he's been experiencing
'you're lonely, struggle to sleep'
yeah Ben sounds familiar
i think he was also dreaming of a ocean/island & it's why he brought it up & I won't be convinced otherwise
Ben says he sees a whole bunch of shit from Rey he's been experiencing
'you're lonely, struggle to sleep'
yeah Ben sounds familiar
i think he was also dreaming of a ocean/island & it's why he brought it up & I won't be convinced otherwise
oh my god these are perfect
i love everything about this
i love everything about this
December 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
oh my god these are perfect
i love everything about this
i love everything about this
All that is besides the point
Multiple people said they were going to shoot us
& con has already experienced a bombing once before
𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕤 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕦𝕡
if you have any more questions or concerns please contact us at [email protected] before spreading more misinformation on our casting process
Multiple people said they were going to shoot us
& con has already experienced a bombing once before
𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕤 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕦𝕡
if you have any more questions or concerns please contact us at [email protected] before spreading more misinformation on our casting process
December 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
All that is besides the point
Multiple people said they were going to shoot us
& con has already experienced a bombing once before
𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕤 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕦𝕡
if you have any more questions or concerns please contact us at [email protected] before spreading more misinformation on our casting process
Multiple people said they were going to shoot us
& con has already experienced a bombing once before
𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕤 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕦𝕡
if you have any more questions or concerns please contact us at [email protected] before spreading more misinformation on our casting process
The process we use to cast animals is no different & 𝘢𝘣𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 less detrimental than the current system we use in basic animal farming
People in those jobs are not zoophiles because that's not what a zoophile /is/
The animals we cast are working animals & are not harmed mentally or physically
People in those jobs are not zoophiles because that's not what a zoophile /is/
The animals we cast are working animals & are not harmed mentally or physically
December 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The process we use to cast animals is no different & 𝘢𝘣𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 less detrimental than the current system we use in basic animal farming
People in those jobs are not zoophiles because that's not what a zoophile /is/
The animals we cast are working animals & are not harmed mentally or physically
People in those jobs are not zoophiles because that's not what a zoophile /is/
The animals we cast are working animals & are not harmed mentally or physically
we have a large /furry/ following
the animals we cast are working animals & are not harmed mentally or physically
stop acting like a child & if you have any questions or concerns please contact us at [email protected] before spreading more misinformation on how our casting process worms
the animals we cast are working animals & are not harmed mentally or physically
stop acting like a child & if you have any questions or concerns please contact us at [email protected] before spreading more misinformation on how our casting process worms
December 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
we have a large /furry/ following
the animals we cast are working animals & are not harmed mentally or physically
stop acting like a child & if you have any questions or concerns please contact us at [email protected] before spreading more misinformation on how our casting process worms
the animals we cast are working animals & are not harmed mentally or physically
stop acting like a child & if you have any questions or concerns please contact us at [email protected] before spreading more misinformation on how our casting process worms
you're a joke & i hope you grow up enough one day to not be this level of asshole to complete strangers doing a harmless job
December 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
you're a joke & i hope you grow up enough one day to not be this level of asshole to complete strangers doing a harmless job
ever touch but im being called a zoophile & told I'm going to be shot because people like you got fired up over misunderstanding our casting process which is as of 2018 completely hands off
control your temper & please contact us at [email protected] before spreading more misinformation
control your temper & please contact us at [email protected] before spreading more misinformation
December 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
ever touch but im being called a zoophile & told I'm going to be shot because people like you got fired up over misunderstanding our casting process which is as of 2018 completely hands off
control your temper & please contact us at [email protected] before spreading more misinformation
control your temper & please contact us at [email protected] before spreading more misinformation
sir i sculpt 3d molds and pour silicone
a fuckton of regular ass furries love the toys we sell because they're just dumb chunks of silicone with a neat shape & apparently there's a market for realistic animal dongs
you work in a industry that comes into contact with animal junk more than I've-
a fuckton of regular ass furries love the toys we sell because they're just dumb chunks of silicone with a neat shape & apparently there's a market for realistic animal dongs
you work in a industry that comes into contact with animal junk more than I've-
December 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
sir i sculpt 3d molds and pour silicone
a fuckton of regular ass furries love the toys we sell because they're just dumb chunks of silicone with a neat shape & apparently there's a market for realistic animal dongs
you work in a industry that comes into contact with animal junk more than I've-
a fuckton of regular ass furries love the toys we sell because they're just dumb chunks of silicone with a neat shape & apparently there's a market for realistic animal dongs
you work in a industry that comes into contact with animal junk more than I've-
All that is besides the point
Multiple people said they were going to shoot us
& con has already experienced a bombing once before
𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕤 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕦𝕡
if you have any more questions or concerns please contact us at [email protected]
control your anger & get a fucking grip
Multiple people said they were going to shoot us
& con has already experienced a bombing once before
𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕤 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕦𝕡
if you have any more questions or concerns please contact us at [email protected]
control your anger & get a fucking grip
December 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
All that is besides the point
Multiple people said they were going to shoot us
& con has already experienced a bombing once before
𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕤 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕦𝕡
if you have any more questions or concerns please contact us at [email protected]
control your anger & get a fucking grip
Multiple people said they were going to shoot us
& con has already experienced a bombing once before
𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕤 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕦𝕡
if you have any more questions or concerns please contact us at [email protected]
control your anger & get a fucking grip
The process we use to cast animals is no different & 𝘢𝘣𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 less detrimental than the current system we use in basic animal farming
People in those jobs are not zoophiles because that's not what a zoophile is
The animals we cast are working animals & are not harmed mentally or physically
People in those jobs are not zoophiles because that's not what a zoophile is
The animals we cast are working animals & are not harmed mentally or physically
December 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The process we use to cast animals is no different & 𝘢𝘣𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 less detrimental than the current system we use in basic animal farming
People in those jobs are not zoophiles because that's not what a zoophile is
The animals we cast are working animals & are not harmed mentally or physically
People in those jobs are not zoophiles because that's not what a zoophile is
The animals we cast are working animals & are not harmed mentally or physically
Schrodinger's hot or not
December 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Schrodinger's hot or not
All that is besides the point
Multiple people said they were going to shoot us
& con has already experienced a bombing once before
𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕤 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕦𝕡
if you have any more questions or concerns please contact us at [email protected]
& im blocking you because you're a miserable fuck
Multiple people said they were going to shoot us
& con has already experienced a bombing once before
𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕤 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕦𝕡
if you have any more questions or concerns please contact us at [email protected]
& im blocking you because you're a miserable fuck
December 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
All that is besides the point
Multiple people said they were going to shoot us
& con has already experienced a bombing once before
𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕤 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕦𝕡
if you have any more questions or concerns please contact us at [email protected]
& im blocking you because you're a miserable fuck
Multiple people said they were going to shoot us
& con has already experienced a bombing once before
𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕤 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕦𝕡
if you have any more questions or concerns please contact us at [email protected]
& im blocking you because you're a miserable fuck
The process we use to cast animals is no different & 𝘢𝘣𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 less detrimental than the current system we use in basic animal farming
People in those jobs are not zoophiles because that's not what a zoophile is
The animals we cast are working animals & are not harmed mentally or physically
People in those jobs are not zoophiles because that's not what a zoophile is
The animals we cast are working animals & are not harmed mentally or physically
December 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The process we use to cast animals is no different & 𝘢𝘣𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 less detrimental than the current system we use in basic animal farming
People in those jobs are not zoophiles because that's not what a zoophile is
The animals we cast are working animals & are not harmed mentally or physically
People in those jobs are not zoophiles because that's not what a zoophile is
The animals we cast are working animals & are not harmed mentally or physically
This country has a very real problem with gun violence
This con has been bombed before
you brain dead monsters single handedly made a bunch of people going to this con feel incredibly unsafe
you guys are going to a deeper level of hell than I could ever hope to reach
Be better
This con has been bombed before
you brain dead monsters single handedly made a bunch of people going to this con feel incredibly unsafe
you guys are going to a deeper level of hell than I could ever hope to reach
Be better
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
This country has a very real problem with gun violence
This con has been bombed before
you brain dead monsters single handedly made a bunch of people going to this con feel incredibly unsafe
you guys are going to a deeper level of hell than I could ever hope to reach
Be better
This con has been bombed before
you brain dead monsters single handedly made a bunch of people going to this con feel incredibly unsafe
you guys are going to a deeper level of hell than I could ever hope to reach
Be better
Speaking of death threats I just gotta add some numbers to this banner &-
I want it understood how disgustingly vile the furs who added to this counter are
There are hundreds of more civil ways to deal with grievances
sending death threats because you have the ick is subhuman
I want it understood how disgustingly vile the furs who added to this counter are
There are hundreds of more civil ways to deal with grievances
sending death threats because you have the ick is subhuman
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Speaking of death threats I just gotta add some numbers to this banner &-
I want it understood how disgustingly vile the furs who added to this counter are
There are hundreds of more civil ways to deal with grievances
sending death threats because you have the ick is subhuman
I want it understood how disgustingly vile the furs who added to this counter are
There are hundreds of more civil ways to deal with grievances
sending death threats because you have the ick is subhuman
I’d also like to state our being asked to stay home isn’t MFF’s fault
It’s the sacks of wet shit masquerading as people who sent us & con staff multiple death threats, using their real names, who need to be shamed
MFF‘s right to keep con goers safe & are just doing their best in a bad situation
It’s the sacks of wet shit masquerading as people who sent us & con staff multiple death threats, using their real names, who need to be shamed
MFF‘s right to keep con goers safe & are just doing their best in a bad situation
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I’d also like to state our being asked to stay home isn’t MFF’s fault
It’s the sacks of wet shit masquerading as people who sent us & con staff multiple death threats, using their real names, who need to be shamed
MFF‘s right to keep con goers safe & are just doing their best in a bad situation
It’s the sacks of wet shit masquerading as people who sent us & con staff multiple death threats, using their real names, who need to be shamed
MFF‘s right to keep con goers safe & are just doing their best in a bad situation
with my boyfriend, cats, & plants i’ll pick home every time without the added stress of idiots sending death threats
I was looking forward to hanging out with our customers & friends we’ve made the 15 years we’ve been coming to MFF & make the hard work weekend worth sore feet & losing my voice over
I was looking forward to hanging out with our customers & friends we’ve made the 15 years we’ve been coming to MFF & make the hard work weekend worth sore feet & losing my voice over
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
with my boyfriend, cats, & plants i’ll pick home every time without the added stress of idiots sending death threats
I was looking forward to hanging out with our customers & friends we’ve made the 15 years we’ve been coming to MFF & make the hard work weekend worth sore feet & losing my voice over
I was looking forward to hanging out with our customers & friends we’ve made the 15 years we’ve been coming to MFF & make the hard work weekend worth sore feet & losing my voice over