Alligator Jesie
@alligatorjesie.bsky.social
Silicone Dicksmith - kill your fuckin' lawn
My avatar is from Pokerface
If you didn’t know that please go watch Rian Johnson’s Columbo fanfiction Pokerface
My avatar is from Pokerface
If you didn’t know that please go watch Rian Johnson’s Columbo fanfiction Pokerface
Speaking of death threats I just gotta add some numbers to this banner &-
I want it understood how disgustingly vile the furs who added to this counter are
There are hundreds of more civil ways to deal with grievances
sending death threats because you have the ick is subhuman
I want it understood how disgustingly vile the furs who added to this counter are
There are hundreds of more civil ways to deal with grievances
sending death threats because you have the ick is subhuman
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Speaking of death threats I just gotta add some numbers to this banner &-
I want it understood how disgustingly vile the furs who added to this counter are
There are hundreds of more civil ways to deal with grievances
sending death threats because you have the ick is subhuman
I want it understood how disgustingly vile the furs who added to this counter are
There are hundreds of more civil ways to deal with grievances
sending death threats because you have the ick is subhuman
Hello comrades
Just wanted to update y’all on the shitasses sending Midwest Furfest & Exotic-Erotics death threats & harassment situation to let y’all know we won’t be vending there this year
Which if I’m asked to deal with the stress & exhaustion of traveling to con vs staying home & hanging out-
Just wanted to update y’all on the shitasses sending Midwest Furfest & Exotic-Erotics death threats & harassment situation to let y’all know we won’t be vending there this year
Which if I’m asked to deal with the stress & exhaustion of traveling to con vs staying home & hanging out-
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Hello comrades
Just wanted to update y’all on the shitasses sending Midwest Furfest & Exotic-Erotics death threats & harassment situation to let y’all know we won’t be vending there this year
Which if I’m asked to deal with the stress & exhaustion of traveling to con vs staying home & hanging out-
Just wanted to update y’all on the shitasses sending Midwest Furfest & Exotic-Erotics death threats & harassment situation to let y’all know we won’t be vending there this year
Which if I’m asked to deal with the stress & exhaustion of traveling to con vs staying home & hanging out-
& you get a extra special reply because you’re such a massive wet shit you made this number go up
I fucking hate you & eat shit
Reporting & blocking this account because if @rav3pawz.bsky.social thinks this shit is normal & alright they are never seeing the light of heaven
I fucking hate you & eat shit
Reporting & blocking this account because if @rav3pawz.bsky.social thinks this shit is normal & alright they are never seeing the light of heaven
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
& you get a extra special reply because you’re such a massive wet shit you made this number go up
I fucking hate you & eat shit
Reporting & blocking this account because if @rav3pawz.bsky.social thinks this shit is normal & alright they are never seeing the light of heaven
I fucking hate you & eat shit
Reporting & blocking this account because if @rav3pawz.bsky.social thinks this shit is normal & alright they are never seeing the light of heaven
i love my job
(they glow in the dark)
(they glow in the dark)
December 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
i love my job
(they glow in the dark)
(they glow in the dark)
Guess I need to add another number to this handy banner
My disappointment in some of you is palpable
My disappointment in some of you is palpable
December 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Guess I need to add another number to this handy banner
My disappointment in some of you is palpable
My disappointment in some of you is palpable
I've not read this comic but I don't think Kylo is as into her as you think he is
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I've not read this comic but I don't think Kylo is as into her as you think he is
Boss man got a new mug
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Boss man got a new mug
You're telling me
November 20, 2025 at 4:21 AM
You're telling me
You mean the harassment account that retweeted posts from known alt-right publications like bounding into comics?
Both those accounts can rest in piss
Both those accounts can rest in piss
November 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
You mean the harassment account that retweeted posts from known alt-right publications like bounding into comics?
Both those accounts can rest in piss
Both those accounts can rest in piss
That dude saying people can't come back to life in star wars is a fucking dumbass, ignore him
November 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
That dude saying people can't come back to life in star wars is a fucking dumbass, ignore him
She does this every time I eat something outside but whenever I give her some she never eats it
It's fine I get to look at her cute face
Weird that I'm able to do this mid November
It's fine I get to look at her cute face
Weird that I'm able to do this mid November
November 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
She does this every time I eat something outside but whenever I give her some she never eats it
It's fine I get to look at her cute face
Weird that I'm able to do this mid November
It's fine I get to look at her cute face
Weird that I'm able to do this mid November
You're doing it way more justice than the original concept
fabulous job
1,000/10
Single note: draw more
fabulous job
1,000/10
Single note: draw more
November 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
You're doing it way more justice than the original concept
fabulous job
1,000/10
Single note: draw more
fabulous job
1,000/10
Single note: draw more
Oh for fucking real tho this is all I could see in town but a short 6 minute drive out of town and there's a whole ass arura to behold
Maybe one day
Maybe one day
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Oh for fucking real tho this is all I could see in town but a short 6 minute drive out of town and there's a whole ass arura to behold
Maybe one day
Maybe one day
I would die for Toni
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I would die for Toni
More weird alien titties
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
More weird alien titties
First snowfall of the year y'all know what that means
Time to derust and oil the yard pruners
Time to derust and oil the yard pruners
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
First snowfall of the year y'all know what that means
Time to derust and oil the yard pruners
Time to derust and oil the yard pruners
Hercules beetle?
November 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Hercules beetle?
Slap a pedestal & a name tag on those bad boys and you got some high class awards
November 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Slap a pedestal & a name tag on those bad boys and you got some high class awards
Also remembered this set from tumblr that was well done:
www.tumblr.com/selpuku/1873...
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www.tumblr.com/selpuku/1873...
From tumblr user @selpuku.bsky.social
www.tumblr.com/selpuku/1873...
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www.tumblr.com/selpuku/1873...
From tumblr user @selpuku.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Also remembered this set from tumblr that was well done:
www.tumblr.com/selpuku/1873...
&
www.tumblr.com/selpuku/1873...
From tumblr user @selpuku.bsky.social
www.tumblr.com/selpuku/1873...
&
www.tumblr.com/selpuku/1873...
From tumblr user @selpuku.bsky.social
So every year I hand out squishy toys instead of candy with 1 simple rule:
'you can take 1 for free but if you want more you gotta give me candy'
We got 4 pounds of candy (& ramen?) without leaving our house
I was also giving away plants
There wasn't a cute rule with those I just wanted them gone
'you can take 1 for free but if you want more you gotta give me candy'
We got 4 pounds of candy (& ramen?) without leaving our house
I was also giving away plants
There wasn't a cute rule with those I just wanted them gone
November 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
So every year I hand out squishy toys instead of candy with 1 simple rule:
'you can take 1 for free but if you want more you gotta give me candy'
We got 4 pounds of candy (& ramen?) without leaving our house
I was also giving away plants
There wasn't a cute rule with those I just wanted them gone
'you can take 1 for free but if you want more you gotta give me candy'
We got 4 pounds of candy (& ramen?) without leaving our house
I was also giving away plants
There wasn't a cute rule with those I just wanted them gone
Or if you want to keep the cat theme going how about a bobcat? A small specialized rabbit hunter with cute little cheek fluffs & a adorable little bobbed tail
Or maybe a mountain lion? A not so small predator who you won't notice is right behind you until it's too late
Or maybe a mountain lion? A not so small predator who you won't notice is right behind you until it's too late
November 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Or if you want to keep the cat theme going how about a bobcat? A small specialized rabbit hunter with cute little cheek fluffs & a adorable little bobbed tail
Or maybe a mountain lion? A not so small predator who you won't notice is right behind you until it's too late
Or maybe a mountain lion? A not so small predator who you won't notice is right behind you until it's too late
Now Osha's best fit depends on how you want the dynamic to play out
If you're into the predator/prey why not go with a pray animal? She's described as having doe eyes so a deer works well
fallow deer are beautiful & keep their spots into adulthood
If you're into the predator/prey why not go with a pray animal? She's described as having doe eyes so a deer works well
fallow deer are beautiful & keep their spots into adulthood
November 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Now Osha's best fit depends on how you want the dynamic to play out
If you're into the predator/prey why not go with a pray animal? She's described as having doe eyes so a deer works well
fallow deer are beautiful & keep their spots into adulthood
If you're into the predator/prey why not go with a pray animal? She's described as having doe eyes so a deer works well
fallow deer are beautiful & keep their spots into adulthood
Potential 3rd option:
Philippine eagle
Also know as the monkey-eating eagle, it's one of the largest eagle species in the world
Just look at him
Look at that hair
A perfect Qimir
Philippine eagle
Also know as the monkey-eating eagle, it's one of the largest eagle species in the world
Just look at him
Look at that hair
A perfect Qimir
November 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Potential 3rd option:
Philippine eagle
Also know as the monkey-eating eagle, it's one of the largest eagle species in the world
Just look at him
Look at that hair
A perfect Qimir
Philippine eagle
Also know as the monkey-eating eagle, it's one of the largest eagle species in the world
Just look at him
Look at that hair
A perfect Qimir